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Published: 2007-07-27 07:40:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 1354; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 106
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In all honesty, I have nothing against vegetarians. Heck, my girlfriend's a vegetarian and she's teaching me the ways of healthy eating/cooking.

Still, pocket full of hot dogs is fun to me.
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rileyandnight [2012-09-19 17:17:27 +0000 UTC]

the way i would react would be to tackle them and punch them in the nose then shove a carrot in their mouth....... true story

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invader-miz [2008-12-27 22:31:16 +0000 UTC]

that's basically how I react when people throw hot dogs, or other variates of meat at me. ^_^

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Artgirlz31 [2008-07-25 03:45:06 +0000 UTC]

Thats so tasteful compaired to some of the other comics that mock vegetarians! The mean ones make me sad T_T (im a vegetarian) Yours is funny ^_^

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Zeraga [2007-08-04 21:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Well, hot dawg!

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Mad-Duck [2007-07-29 01:45:12 +0000 UTC]

This is very funny.

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Mokenda [2007-07-28 10:28:23 +0000 UTC]

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atrumiocus [2007-07-27 23:50:55 +0000 UTC]

oh boy that's classic! it's such a great idea! and no one would ever see it coming...it truly is an amazing secret weapon!

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rvxen [2007-07-27 19:03:41 +0000 UTC]

you will all burn and stew in your meat juices, deathmongers! day in day out, it's all murder to you freaking life-suckers!! BLLAAAAGH!!!

heh... just kidding folks. just because i don't eat meat doesn't mean i do it because of ethical reasons. nope, i stay away from meat because i found i was becoming physically sick after eating it and when i stopped i felt better...BECAUSE I COULD HEAR MY LORD AND MASTER, VEGETRON-5 COMMANDING MY VERY SOULINESS!! ALL HAIL VEGETRON-5! DEATH TO THE FLESHY ONES!

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soks2626 In reply to rvxen [2007-07-27 19:36:22 +0000 UTC]

I put an aphid on Vegetron-5.

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rvxen In reply to soks2626 [2007-07-27 19:40:15 +0000 UTC]

curses! his only weakness! ladybugs, defend us! gaaaaah!

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LeHua [2007-07-27 15:57:37 +0000 UTC]

LOL the ultimate weapon! i've actually thought about things like this too hahaha

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FelixTheAnimator [2007-07-27 11:15:53 +0000 UTC]

The only time I hate vegetarians is when they force total veganism on their children--oftentimes nearly killing them.

If they're sensible people, I don't mind 'em.

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mindsend In reply to FelixTheAnimator [2007-07-27 16:12:03 +0000 UTC]

Here here. :F I also think its idiotic when Vegetarians try to force total Veganism on their pets as well. I mean... Cats are Carnivores and will go blind an then die if they eat no meat. If they want a pet that doesn't eat meat, they should just get... You know... An herbavore. Buy a pygmy goat or something.

I have nothing against Vegetarians, unless they start getting obsessive about it. Like trying to force their views on others of any age or species.

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H-SWilliams [2007-07-27 10:05:45 +0000 UTC]

you need hotdog purfume! the choice fragrance against random knife wielding rabid vegetarians *warning: beware horney hotdogs when using*

i eat all meat except for chicken! because chickens are cute and huggable, and far too intelligent to be eaten like common dogs- i err mean cattle.

fun facts for the day: sheep's brain taste like chicken, cows tongue tastes like bacon, and fish eyes taste a bit like calamari... *blinks*

um... right *runs*

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soks2626 In reply to H-SWilliams [2007-07-27 15:54:07 +0000 UTC]

Fish eyes taste a bit like calamari? Now I've heard everything!

[throws arms in air in a manner of disbelief]

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webbot15 [2007-07-27 09:25:40 +0000 UTC]

I'd eat the hotdogs before I got a chance to use 'em.
'specially frankfurts. They're great even without boiling them...

...tonight's usually takeaway night, but we didn't get takeaways... and now I'm hungry...

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ThornedVenom [2007-07-27 07:46:47 +0000 UTC]

Meh, vegetarianism isn't that bad considering that tofu tastes great. But still, I couldn't abandon my lovely meat. T_T

I wish I had a pocket of hot dogs too. =/

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