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Published: 2015-05-01 00:27:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 2419; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 6
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Teri
Tyler: ¬ `m¬ You don't tell me what to do, dad! Bas: Nah. Tyler: I'M DRIVING MY MONSTER TRUCK UP TO MAKE OUT POINT Bas: Awesome. Tyler: TO THROW WATER BALLOONS AT PEOPLE Pencil: Be home at 10 Tyler: FINE
John Cicada
most easy going parents
Tyler: ¬ v¬ So Alton, I basically have a truck Alton: - ^ - I'm only getting in it if I can flash my ass as I'm climbing out. Tyler: Why do you think I'm wearing a skirt
Apr 29, 2015 9:10 PM
Teri
Andre: - n- You never invite me to have sex in your truck Tyler: I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO FRISK YOU FOR KNIVES Andre: FINE! *runs off and falls over*
John Cicada
shes going to have so much plastic surgery
Apr 29, 2015 9:20 PM
Teri
nah she's pretty enough not to need it. Unless she gets her dad's nose
Apr 29, 2015 9:20 PM
Teri
OLD NOSE
Apr 29, 2015 9:20 PM
John Cicada
that will be the first thing to go
John Cicada
then she'll get a boob job at like, 16
Apr 29, 2015 9:21 PM
#4 side ho Derek
and butt implants at 18
Apr 29, 2015 9:22 PM
Teri
Andre: Stop taking pictures of my knives if you don't want me bringing them on dates. -n - Tyler: But knives will look cool on my website. Andre: JUst none I've used in a murder, okay Tyler: Kay
#4 side ho Derek
andre will never admit to murders
Apr 29, 2015 9:24 PM
#4 side ho Derek
he'll just always have knives
Teri
Tyler: Why come you always just have knives? Andre: *whines loudly even though he's like 17* Tyler: Oh man I'm sorry man
#4 side ho Derek
we figure at some point alton will want to date tyler and as soon as diedrik catches on he'll forbid her from seeing him (no child of mine will date a peasant!) but andre will still be allowed to hang out w/ him bc they're just friends so tyler will send sexy messages to alton through andre
John Cicada
and andre reads them and gets turned on and they do it
Teri
living in a cool teen loft by the beach
Apr 29, 2015 9:33 PM
John Cicada
alton with her blog
Apr 29, 2015 9:33 PM
John Cicada
and nobody is a doctor
Apr 29, 2015 9:34 PM
John Cicada
theyre a disappointment to the family
Apr 29, 2015 9:34 PM
Teri
except to bas and pencil
Teri
and tyler's gonna be super hot like bas with a big dick and a bubble butt and pillow lips and fluffy hair and a big dick
Apr 29, 2015 9:46 PM
Teri
and Andre's gonna be really really pale and pretty
Teri
and I have a feeling he'll probably own a poncho because it just seems like he needs to inherit a bad habit of owning awful things from pencil
Teri
Alton: o`A o I am NOT having sex with you while you wear your poncho. Tyler: I was wearing it when you fell on love with me. v 3v Alton: That line was almost as gross as your nasty poncho and I'm still not fucking you until you lock it away.
Apr 29, 2015 9:53 PM
#4 side ho Derek
Andre: ...but I will
Apr 29, 2015 9:53 PM
Teri
*careless whisper*
Teri
I already love big tyler. Hot, hot, owns probably more than one truck, probably tans nude, definitely has a poncho, still smart despite being a truck
Teri
just super easy going but hyper and still has safety goggles
