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"Battery City boys and girls was a lovely place. Then came the hocus pocus and poked us all out. Now you gotta keep your gun close and die in your mask if you have to.And if all comes to nothing, stay outta the sun. This is Dr. D signing out."

"Hey Kobra Kid! Turn off that radio, we got shit to do" Yelled Party Poison.

"Be there in a minute!" Kobra Kid hollered back.

"I don't have a minute."

"God, why are you such a whiney little bitch?"

"Cause I am now hurry up."Party Poison urgently said.

"Fine, I'm coming I'm coming." Kobra Kid appeared in the door way of the garage. "What do you so desprately need me for?" he demanded.

"What does this look like to you?" Party Poison asked. Kobra Kid Looked at the object.It was a white ray gun with blue stripes down the barrel.

"It looks like a ray gun. Is this a trick question?"

"Not at all.You can go now, I'm done with you." Kobra Kid looked oddly at Party Poison.

"Right." Kobra Kid left the garage, he walked outside and found Jet Star and Fun Ghoul sitting on the hood of their car."I think he's lost it. In fact I'm pretty sure of it.." sighed Kobra Kid.

"What's he up to now." asked Jet Star

"He just asked me if a ray gun looked like a ray gun." replied kobra Kid.

"I think the whole losing the kid really frigged him up." Fun Ghoul said.

"That and when we got creamed by those assholes at BLI. He hasn't beeen the asm since." added Jet Star.

"Maybe we should find some new mebers, perhaps then we won't get blasted so fucking much." sugessted Kobra Kid.

"I think that's a good idea. And for Party Poison, just as long as he doesn't start putting forks in toasters I think he'll be alright." said Fun Ghoul.

"That was a one time thing,give it a rest morons."snapped Kobra Kid. Fun Ghoul and Jet Star snickered."I was serious about the new mebers though." Just then Party Poison walked outside rubbing his eyes.

"Guys, I think we should go find the kid." He moaned.

"Don't worry brother of mine, we'll get him back." Kobra Kid said putting his arm around Party Poison's shoulders. "We just think that perhaps we should get some new members, so you know...e won't get fucked over so much."

"Well there have been rumors of another group somewhere out there.I suppose we could enlist there help.." Party Poison said. the other three nodded in agreement.

"Before anything happens, I want coffee." said Kobra Kid marching inside.

"And cupcakes!" chimmed Jet Star.