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Published: 2014-05-17 21:57:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 19422; Favourites: 1525; Downloads: 330
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See more on CH's Tumblr:Β canterlothigh.tumblr.com/Collab between myself and kenket
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Big Mac: *panting* Sorry ah'm late, Miss!
Teacher: Don't worry. Have you brought your homework?
Big Mac: Um... Ah definitely did it! Honest!
Teacher: Well, where is it?
Big Mac: *sighs* In mah dog's belly, ma'am..
Teacher: Of course it is. Detention for failing to complete and return set homework. Sit down, please.
Big Mac: (grumbles under breath) That stupid dog and 'er crazy appetite... she'd eat poop if ya said it was dog food. Ugh... What am ah gonna tell Granny?
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Ha! I like when they use the dog/pet ate the homework gimmmick.
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Celestia: So your dog ate your homework?
BM: Eeyup
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Ha, reminds me of how my ate my homework!
And how I ate my test...
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Winona, what have I told you about going on DeviantART withoutΒ Applejack?
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I forgot to say, My cat ate my homework...
But I did eat some of my test.
But I'm not Winona. I swear.
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Hmph, come on Winona. We all know you're lying. You're just pretending because you know that if I know you have enough spare time to be going on DeviantART, you have enough time for a bath!
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No, I'm not Wing Ding or Winn Dixie or whatever you called me. And I already got a shower!
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I'm watching you... *glares*
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Not even a girl too. So there.
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Still watching *still glaring*
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*staring back with the most perverted stare*
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Well...
You're just a pervert
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... I don't up skirt. Which means I'm not a pervert.
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Why'd you give me the perverted look, then?
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Though it would scare you and make you run...
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I don't run from perverts.
The last pervert I dealt with had his ears pulled hard and a kick in the balls~ And that was only Monday~
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... Hmm... Well, it's not like I'm gonna kill you're family to make you run. I'LL FOREVER BE STALKED BY YOU... 
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Stalked? I wasn't following you, we were just going to the same picture
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OH THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY! *curls up and starts crying in a demented way*
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No it isn't...
Weirdo *goes to actual victim*
Hi [Victim's name] ~!
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*picks head up slowly, with a demented smile and demented eyes, with dramatic violins in the background*
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SHUT UP HELEN ARMSTRONG.
WE DON'T NEED YOUR INPUT.
*turns to look at you* Uh huh...
*Hits over the head with a sledge hammer* You realise what a yandere girl can do, right? Night~
*Victim runs away*
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... *down on the ground* ...
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Hehehe~ *Kicks* hey, you alive?
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*grabs you by your leg, and starts running like a maniac* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hits back of your leg with sledgehammer... hard*
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AHG! *grabs the sledgehammer and flails it around*
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*Ducks and gets down on the floor*
Baka! Tei sama said never to do anything like that!
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*starts slamming the floor, yelling*
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*Runs to cabinet*
*Takes out only weapon in there*
*Points a huge axe at you*
You don't know what you just did
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... *gets three needles full of steroids and injects them into me* ... AHHHH- *grows bigger* That felt good, lets do that again! Hrrrr-AHHH!!! Yeah... *throws a ball at you and starts running, grabbing a door*
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*Dodges*
Baka, I may be scrawny, but I can take on a fail like you!
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*picks you up and tapes you to the ceiling* ... *starts hammering nails through the tape*...
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*Tries to cut through tape with hidden dagger*
Baka! Do you even know what baka means without looking it up?!
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... Die? I don't really know... But you're trying to distract me...*loud bang* *jumps up and through the ceiling*
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BAKA MEAN STUPID FOOL!!!
*Axe hits the floor and lands, slicing a nice perch in your floor*Β
But if you want it to mean die, then you get what you want
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I'm not trying to kill... yet...
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Well, I haven't tried at all, I like to torture my victims first
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