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Published: 2008-06-04 02:12:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 2304; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 27
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That's cute - I like that.
I imagine I shall be like that old man when I am old.
Apart from not a man.
Very Cute.
And Oh - So true.
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i would divine as much from the situation ^_^
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BAHAHAHAHA!!!! omgg wow my family was just talking about my aunt britt who always hits people with her cane so the nursing home took it away and banned her from using one.
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So. Perfect. Cannot. Move. Stunned.
LOL!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
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yeah and like my cousin had to bring these things back and forth from her car to the nursing home, so she leaves through the lobby and there's like this random old woman in a wheelchair looking out the window and she has her arms up and she's yelling "WOOHOOOO I'M GOIN DOWN HILL. I'M GOIN DOWNN HILL!" and she's really enthusiastic. so my cousin leaves the lobby, grabs some stuff from the car, and goes back in. it had to be like 5 minutes and the woman is still sitting there ectstatically going "WOOHOOO I'M GOIN DOWN HILL!!!!!!" and so my cousin just keeps on walking. 5 minutes later she has to go BACK to the car, and passes the lobby again, and the woman's still like "WOOHOOOOOOO I'M GOIN DOWN! I'M GOING DOWN THE HILL!!!!!!" and so my cousin takes note of how like 15 minutes have passed and the woman's still there happy and yellin that she's going "down a hill", and so she goes back to the car, goes back in with her stuff. this time, the woman is in the wheelchair still in front of the window, and still with her arms in the air, except she's yelling "HELP ME, HELP ME, I'M GOIN DOWN HILL. HELP." and so like when my cousin's finally done, she goes back into the lobby and down to her car, and someone took the woman away.
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*eyes widen*
I. Cannot. Wait. To be Old.
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I'll be growing one like it when I'm... old... enough... to grow facial hair... *flees in shame*
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*buys you a fake mustache and slips it to you discreetly*
This should hold you out for a bit.
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*applies to face*
Who is this person who speak of, I do not know him! *shifty eyes*
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He's certainly spry for his age.
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Brilliant sweetheart. 
No, I'm not funny. Just accident prone.
*trips and falls while typing*
How did that happen?
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I believe I can arrange something like that *smile* Your life is happenin' enough for a comic strip, so I might start throwing some ideas together.
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lol Just for me? And your loyal fans of course!
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*tips hat and twirls cane*
I do what I can.
*dances offstage.*
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You shouldn't be; most of them don't have the bone structure for such acrobatics any more. *grin*
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I believe that everyone on this planet is subject to humor based around the substance of their existence; that's how we get through hard times without turning into empty-shelled people.
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...wow. that was deep, and true. rock on and peace out, yo
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peace OUT! HAHAHAHAHA I WIN!!!
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That's friking amazing XD
And the old man is awsome. Must be the mustache.
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Mustaches do have a way of making people awesome *grin*
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The old pillow man was cute, then he became violent.
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Which only makes him more cute! ^_^
I think cute people should all be violent, because they're the ones that can most easily get away without consequences.
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Haha, sounds like my friend from Findlay, ShadowChan. She is smallish, so she gets away with a lot more. When I said I associate animals with some people, she asked me what I thought she was. I said a ferret, because they are cute but ornery.
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well put, well put indeed ^_^
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Everyone loves a hunkered old man with glasses, a cane, and a mustache. ^_^
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LOL! I like the little sound affect. *hop*! hehe.
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I'm getting better at picking my onomatopoeias *smile*
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I love that word. Onomatopoeias. Those are so much fun! -boing-!
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EPIC FAIL!
Respect your betters foo! ^_^
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I respect respectful people, thus all you get is a pistol whippin'!
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Fine, you can't sit in the ugly chair anymore.
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That's okay - I prefer the orange chair to Matt's desk chair anyhow.
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