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"horses in skyrim are kinda dumb" tell me about it. That's why I got Shadowmere, it doesn't die! Though not exactly...I found out the hard way (like this) that he does die if you fall from a high enough cliff >_> At least he enemies can't kill him. All my other horses would stand there getting attacked by bears, wolves, trolls, giants, even dragons! Before Shadowmere I stole that horse Frost for that sidequest, my face when he got mauled to death: D:
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My horses either just stand there and get mauled by bears, or run into battle with trolls while I just got off the horse to pick some mountain flowers. I've had to buy so horses. I have items set aside just to sell when I need to buy a new goddamn horse. XD
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I think they're only dumb when they fight the bad guys that are tough. If they fall off of a cliff that I went on then it was my fault or in someone elses case theirs. He he ^__^
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Ahaha omg that has happened to my bf when he was playing. Cept the damn horse fell off a bridge XD
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hahah XD This is so agreeable!! I don't know how many times I've done this...
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Horses are so buggy in skyrim! I oftenly climb up trees or fly off slight slopes and hurt my horses because of that. Actually, one died because he decided to soar a bit too high after walking on a slope... They also walk throught the ground when not on the road. The one I have now acts like it doesn't like me: everytime it dismounts it, it gets on its way back to Solitude... Now I really regret having destroyed the dark brotherhood! XD
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haha I'm so glad I'm not alone in my horse-problems XD Mine runs through water instead of swims now. But...at least I get where I need to be a bit faster hehe
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Oh my! XD I can't wait to go home this March break to be able to go on steam and update my skyrim! I wish they will have fixed a few of these bugs until then! (althought I have to admit they are funny sometimes)
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Lol I killed 2 horses when I was do it xDD But in second time I killed mysef too so I must reloaded and ride again from half of road to this place! But I was soo near to this place second before death !
God, how could you did it to me ?!?
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I have shadowmere, and I hardly ever ride her. Mostly because my companion is slow, and I have to keep jumping off to fight stuff.
She's helped me slay many, many dragons, though.
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lmao XD its so true XD only for me it was "Ok... lets turn around and find another way down!" *turns around and somehow the horse magically flies off the edge of the cliff.
D:!!! WTF!?
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lol. i love it when they wont stay the f*** still while they kill everything for u!!! And you cant use weapons while horseback TT^TT
But still, horse burger for the dragon if i bump into it.
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i've killed shadowmear like 6 times. then i just reload last save XD
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at least you didn't have the god mode code. then you could do it without damage, carry as much as you want without run penalty, annnnnnnnd.....toss yurself from the tallest mountains just to see how far you'd drop.
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If you think that's bad, you should go play a game called 'Two Worlds'.
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yeah =w= horse can't got backwards, has to make an u-turn
*sigh*
also
Elder dragon picks up horse and thrashes is around? No problem. Shadowmere gets up again and delivers payback
horse falls 30 feet?
dead horse =w=
...I kinda wonder what'll happen if I use the wabbajack on my horse...
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My first horses name was Penelope and she always attracted dragons. The whore.
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Horses are dumbasses and will only go where the screen is pointing. Therefore, a backwards camera will make the horse "turn its back" and therefore propel you in the backwards direction, away from that blundering spike pit.
I got too much of a laugh out of the horse's eyes than I should have at 12 in the morn
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Had that happen too many times. How I killed my free horse, Frost.
By the way... You find your husband on that long fall down?
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I did! He's now tucked away safe and happy in my Markarth home.
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They're also slower than going on-foot. Their base speed is a little faster than yours, but they can't Whirlwind Sprint, and their running speed is actually slower than your sprint.
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XD 
I actually like horses, but only because I'm a reformed packrat from hell and used to carry EVERYTHING having a value more than 15 out of a dungeon/area. >>;;;; I've raised my standards though...so I rarely need a horse for the almost infinite carry weight.
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The dogs aren't intelligent, either.
Actually, most NPCs are stupid. .____.;
they can't keep themselves alive.
or at least hidden.
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I had Meeko for two whole days . . .
And then a block of ice got him.
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I managed to keep him alive for about a month. xD And then got fed up trying, so said 'screwit'. xD
I managed to keep Vigilance alive for all of an hour.
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I didn't even keep that. Vigilance died in the Dwemer tunnels right after I got him. Stupid dog fell.
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Dwemer tunnels, Falmer attack. They killed Kharjo a couple times, too-- pissed me off, because he's my packmule and he /can't/ die unless I accidentally hit him, so I'm assuming that he got smacked by a wayward daggerslash... I'm pretty deadly with them hand-crafted daggers. xD
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Pfft. I use console commands so I don't really need a packmule. I just keep everything on me... just in case. XD
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- Ugh stupid horses in skyrim.
Even Shadowmere dies so easily. =3=;;
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yup. i tend to (no pun intended) hoof it in skyrim. i've found travel by foot to be vastly superior after getting the unencumberence perk with heavy armor! i can run/sprint as if nekkid while more armored than a orcish stronghold. And i don't even have to worry about horses not listening to me
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Never did understand how Shadowmere could single handed...well, single-hoofedly take down not one, but TWO dragons in secession without my assistance, yet the second I decide to take the quick way down a mountain, she dies. That does not make sense!
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I can imagine the horses in Skyrim all have some microchip in heir brain teling hem no to go backwardsand insead go forward: toward the future
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post a picture of your character. I want to FIND YOU O_O!
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everywhere...... >_>
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