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Description WARNING! THIS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!!! Do not read unless you at least finished Dawn. Jaypaw is from the power of three, but i don't spoil anything with him! Its fine, just make sure you finished Dawn!

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Todays Broadcast Title: "Truth about finiding the Lake home"


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*Camera zooms in on two gray cats with blue eyes*


Mistyfoot: Hello! And welcome to the first ever Warriors News Broadcast! I'm your host, Mistyfoot!

Stonefur: And I am your co-host, Stonefur!

Jaypaw: And I’m the one who doesn't care! Everyone knows your names! Great Starclan.

Mistyfoot: And that’s the annoying cat that comments on just about everything we say. *Rolls eyes*

Jaypaw: *rolls eyes back* Yep. I am. Hey, um, Isn’t Stonefur, um, I don’t know- DEAD?

Stonefur: Well, uh, yes...but......I...

Jaypaw: Spit it out before you are RE-killed!

Stonefur: I got the opportunity for this show and I just couldn't pass it up!

Jaypaw: So you came down from Starclan? *confuzzled*

Stonefur: Exactly.

Jaypaw: Yeah.....that makes perfect sense. I mean, why don't you ju-

Mistyfoot: ENOUGH! *tail lashes* We are doing this show, NOW!

Stonefur: *stacks papers* Lets try this again.

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*Camera zooms out and back in on two gray cats with blue eyes*

Mistyfoot: Hello! And welcome to the first ever Warriors News Broadcast! I'm your host, Mistyfoot!

Stonefur: And I am your co-host, Stonefur!

Mistyfoot: Were here to bring you all the latest news in the forest, straight from the Gathering Island, where we are now.

Stonefur: So, are you wondering: “What news is so great that I am actually watching it?”

Mistyfoot: Or: “Why am I wasting 10 minutes of my life right now?” Well, we hope we can answer that question!

Stonefur: Erin Hunter has lied! You know the end of dawn? Wrong! 100% wrong!

Mistyfoot: Don’t get carried away there, brother. Yes, it is wrong, but not 100%. Actually, all of that stuff really DID happen, but, in a 100% different way!

Stonefur: How do we know? We were there, of course!

Mistyfoot: Well, I was. You were watching from Starclan,-

Jaypaw: Where he *cough* unfortunately *cough* came down from. Why? How? I don’t know. I wonder if these ‘Reporters’ can report how this happened, because I think tha-

Mistyfoot: OK! Ok, we get it, Jaypaw. ANYWAY:

Stonefur: We got the exact info on what happened when the clans arrived from the lake camp, from our pal, Leafpool!

Mistyfoot: Leafpool, come on down!

*Audience applauses*

Leafpool: Hello, hi, hi everyone.

Mistyfoot: *shakes paws with Leafpool* Thank you for coming, Leafpool.

Leafpool: Oh, your welcome, I’m so glad to be here.

Stonefur: So, Leafpool- would you care to tell us what REALLY happened the night you all made it to the lake?

Leafpool: Of course.

Mistyfoot: So, you were still an apprentice at the time, right Leafpool?

Leafpool: Yes, I was still Leafpaw.

Stonefur: I see.

Leafpool: Don’t you know what happened, Mistyfoot? You were there.

Mistyfoot: Yes, but, well, you are a medicine cat, it must’ve been great to know you were reunited with Starclan. Besides, the book Dawn has you as the main character at the time, we figured it was only fair.

Leafpool: It was great to be back with Starclan, and-

Jaypaw: Get to the exiting stuff before you bore me to death.

Stonefur: *mumbles* That wouldn’t be too bad.

Jaypaw: I heard that!

Leafpool: Jaypaw- what are you doing here?

Jaypaw: Oh, just watching Auntie Leafpool.

Leafpool: *narrows eyes* Are you being good?

Jaypaw:………Of course.

Leafpool: Anyway, it was great to be back with Starclan. And since Erin Hunter got the exciting experience so wrong, I decided to write my very own end to the book, so I could read it here.

Mistyfoot: That’s great! Here, come have a seat, and start when you’re ready.

Leafpool: *sits down and takes out the papers about what really happened, and gets ready to read* Here it goes: *reads*


Leafpaw closed her eyes for a moment and sent a desperate prayer to StarClan.
Let Spottedleaf’s words be true. Show me you are waiting for us, she begged.
The breeze grew stronger, tugging at her fur, and far above them the clouds shifted to reveal the moon, shining round and bright onto the cats below.

Leafpaw opened her eyes, and her breath caught in her throat. On the far side of the ridge, the ground sloped steeply away to a vast, smooth expanse of water. All the stars of Silverpelt were reflected in the lake, glittering silver against indigo-black, as if they were swimming in the night sky.

Leafpaw’s heart flooded with joy. She knew with all her heart that they had reached the end of their journey. Her faith had been enough, and their warrior ancestors had been waiting for them all along.

Leafpaw knew her father was feeling the same joy as her, for, he stepped out of the crowd and stood on top of a large rock. Her mother, Sandstorm, followed, and stood next to him.

The moon suddenly shined onto them, causing the rock to glitter, and a spot light to form around each of them. Suddenly, her father, Firestar, began to sing to the tune of the song “Start of Something New” from Highschool Musical:

Firestar: “When living in the forest,
We didn’t understand.
It could be gone in just a second,
‘Cause twolegs think they can.”

Within a heartbeat, it became a duet, as her mother joined in:

Sandstorm: “They ripped the trees down,
Tore our home apart.
Now everything we had ever known.
Only lives in our hearts. Oh.”

Firestar and Sandstorm: “And now!”

Sandstorm: “Everything has changed!”

Firestar and Sandstorm: “Living in a new place.”

Sandstorm: “And right here tonight!”

Firestar and Sandstorm: “This land is the”-

Before Leafpaw knew it, her, and everyone else, whether Shadowclan or Windclan, kit or Leader, EVERYONE, was singing.

Everyone: “Start!
Of something new!
A whole new home!”
Cinderpelt: “And a new prophecy too-oh!”
Everyone: “Were once again-
Under Starclan’s skies!
Right here by the lake……Its-
The start of something new.”

Leafpaw gave a happy smile to all of her friends. She saw Mothwing do the same. When Leafpaw looked to give a grin to a group of kits, they had already broken free from the crowd and stood in a small patch of dirt in front of everyone. They began to sing as well:

Birchkit: “Oh- I’ve made three great new friends!”

Ferncloud: “But the Journey ends tonight.
And since their not from Thunderclan”-

Apple, Toad, and Marshkit: “This is a sad Goodbye.”

All kits: “No!”

Apple, Toad, Marsh and Birchkit: “We know!”-

Birchkit: “Everything has changed!”

Apple, Toad, Marsh and Birchkit: “And we have to separate!”

Birchkit: “To Find new territories!”

Apple, Toad, Marsh and Birchkit: “Around this lake is the”-

Leafpaw watched as everyone spread out into 5 long lines in front of the lake, and started to dance. Since they were all, of course, feeling the same happiness, they wanted to dance what they were feeling, which was the same way. So, at that moment, Warriors history had been changed forever. The clans left the forest, found a new home by the lake, and started the first warriors dance! Right, Right, spin, jump JUMP! Leafpaw thought of the steps as she sang the words:

Everyone: “Start!
Of something new!
A whole new home!
And a new prophecy too-oh!
Were once again-
Under Starclan’s skies!
Right here by the lake……Its-
The start of something new.”

What happened next, no one could believe. The crowd stopped dancing and singing, as they looked at where the moon’s spotlight was now shining. It hit Blackstar! Everyone watched curiously. Blackstar picked up a stick and sang into it, dancing beautifully and singing like a rock-angel.

Blackstar: “I never thought that I would make it-
Not while traveling with you! No-oh-wo-woah-a-oh-no.”

Sandstorm: “But now that were finally here!”

Blackstar and Sandstorm: “There’s something we need to dooo..oooh-ooh-oooh-OH!”

They each looked at each other and nodded.

Blackstar and Sandstorm: “Because it’s the!”-

Everyone: “Start!
Of something new!
A whole new home!
And a new prophecy too-oh!
Were once again-
Under Starclan’s skies!
Right here by the lake-"

Suddenly, Leafpaw’s heart knew the steps. She knew them deep inside. She danced beautifully along with everyone as they sang the chorus one last time:

Everyone: “IT’S THE!
Start!
Of something new!
A whole new home!
And a new prophecy too-oh!
Were once again-
Under Starclan’s skies!
Right here by the lake……Its-
The start of something new…

Woah-oh-oh!”

Firestar and Sandstorm: “The start of something new!…”

Everyone: “Woah-oh-oh!”

Applekit, Marshkit, Toadkit, Birchkit: “The Start of Something New!…”

Everyone: “Woah-oh-oh!…”

Applekit, Marshkit, Toadkit, Birchkit Firestar and Sandstorm:
“The Start of Something”-

Everyone slowly lifted their right paw into the air as they sang the last word of the song, the moonlight shining on them.

Everyone: “New!”

Then each clan separated, and ran off to where they think their territories would be. Thunderclan went the farthest, dancing all the way to the other side of the lake. Windclan was behind them, skipping to the hills next to Thunderclan. Shadowclan grooved up so that across the lake from them was Windclan. And Riverclan flipped just a bit of a ways to the river. Everyone danced the whole way.

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Leafpool: And that’s how the clan’s found their new home.

Mistyfoot: Amazing!

Stonefur: Intriguing!

Jaypaw: Retarded.

Mistyfoot: Excuse me?

Jaypaw: They sang and danced? I thought it would be like, I don’t know, a bloody horror or something!!!

Leafpool: Jaypaw! This is very important, it is your history.

Jaypaw: My history sucks.

Mistyfoot: Well, that’s all the time we have left today!

Stonefur: See you next time!

Leafpool: Goodbye Mistyfoot! *Nods* Stonefur. *grabs Jaypaw* Come on home, Jaypaw.

Jaypaw: Am I the only one who noticed you just said goodbye to a dead cat? Why is Stonefur here!?!

Mistyfoot: Make sure to leave reviews (comments) On what you thought of the show! Next one will be added soon!

Stonefur: Goodbye!
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Comments: 45

TardisAngel42 [2013-03-02 05:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh. Go Jaypaw!!!!!!

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Nettleheart [2011-11-24 03:02:07 +0000 UTC]

*removes from favs just so i can fav again and does this twenty times in a row before finally stopping and adding it to my favs one last time*

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Nettleheart [2011-10-23 20:01:39 +0000 UTC]

And... overall this whole thing is hilarious. xD
excuse me while i go laugh myself to death

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Nettleheart [2011-10-23 19:58:09 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't stop laughing at Jaypaw constanty butting in and complainig xD
ITS JUST SO FUNNY!!!

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midnightthefox [2011-01-29 06:05:30 +0000 UTC]

WTF high school musical. HOLY SH*T IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

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Angelcloud0090 [2010-09-05 18:04:24 +0000 UTC]

:iconwarriorcatyayplz:

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xXxMercuryxXx [2010-07-13 15:09:56 +0000 UTC]

LOL I would be reading this if my little Stoney wasn't in there though... -shot- There IS one part I would edit though....

Jaypaw: *rolls eyes back* Yep. I am. Hey, um, Isn’t Stonefur, um, I don’t know- DEAD?

Stonefur: Well, uh, yes...but......I...

Jaypaw: Spit it out before you are RE-killed!

Stonefur: You can't RE-kill me! You can't even see me!

Jaypaw: *Gets pissed off*

xDDD

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Nettleheart In reply to xXxMercuryxXx [2011-11-24 02:58:27 +0000 UTC]

even if Jaypaw/feather can't see you, he's still gonna kill you if you make him too mad.

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obsessive-artist99 [2010-06-13 15:27:44 +0000 UTC]

That was hilarious. I thought it would be serious but I was sooo wrong. Loved it.

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SpottedStar-kat In reply to obsessive-artist99 [2010-06-13 23:21:36 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much! Glad you liked it.

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obsessive-artist99 In reply to SpottedStar-kat [2010-06-13 23:54:01 +0000 UTC]

welcome!
thanks for writing it!

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Kafoo329 [2009-08-05 00:43:45 +0000 UTC]

awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!! u rox! new prophecy too! lol!

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Sandclaw [2009-04-11 18:58:20 +0000 UTC]

w Crap!

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Sandclaw [2009-04-11 18:57:59 +0000 UTC]

WTF.
XDDDD
LOOLLLLLLLLL!


cHECKING IF THIS WORKS:

/me whee.

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Quilava-fan [2009-04-09 04:00:15 +0000 UTC]

Lol! Keep it up PLEASE!

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mariahonfya [2008-11-23 02:02:47 +0000 UTC]

omg i cracked up when they started singing! my mom and brother were like, "whats so funny?" halarious! greate work! hahaha!

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ThePawn000 [2008-09-01 00:29:29 +0000 UTC]

WTF???? high school musical??

ingenius!! LOL!! Leafpool's version kicks major you-know-what!!!!

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RabbitBatThing [2008-08-17 07:37:53 +0000 UTC]

high school musical? WTF? lolololol

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Tigeress33565 [2008-07-15 03:08:06 +0000 UTC]

I do this on every thing I see that has Jaypaw in it, If I like it, Sorry if it's annyoing. I LOVE JAYPAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LittleBardOfHope [2008-07-10 03:27:49 +0000 UTC]

isnt stonefur suppose to be i dont know.. DEAD?!

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skyprophecy1 [2008-07-05 22:09:42 +0000 UTC]

Laughed out loud so much XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DO MORE OR YOU DIE!

*faves*

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FizzyMartini [2008-06-15 23:24:38 +0000 UTC]

whens the next one? This is so freakin funny i almost wet my pants! lol jk about the pants thing but still!

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Mosspool [2008-06-01 18:07:13 +0000 UTC]

*begs you to do more*

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marader4 [2008-05-21 21:32:28 +0000 UTC]

"cats don't dance"

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gelertyfun4every1 [2008-03-31 02:47:06 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard when I read this....

'Jaypaw: Am I the only one who noticed you just said goodbye to a dead cat? Why is Stonefur here!?!'
Whens the next one coming out?

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SpottedStar-kat In reply to gelertyfun4every1 [2008-03-31 23:56:44 +0000 UTC]

This week for sure. But i can't promise its perfect. I'm working on about *counts* 24 things right now. XD

But the one after that shall ROCK!

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gelertyfun4every1 In reply to SpottedStar-kat [2008-04-01 05:45:11 +0000 UTC]

XD lemme know on my page when its up!

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SpottedStar-kat In reply to gelertyfun4every1 [2008-04-01 19:14:50 +0000 UTC]

k

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Mosspool [2008-03-27 02:42:26 +0000 UTC]

'My history sucks'
Ha!
must add to faves!

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SpottedStar-kat In reply to Mosspool [2008-03-27 14:58:32 +0000 UTC]

XD

Glad you like it!

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Mosspool In reply to SpottedStar-kat [2008-03-27 23:42:31 +0000 UTC]

<(^_^)>

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Warriorsfan101 [2008-03-14 00:21:32 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Step-kitten [2008-02-23 20:29:47 +0000 UTC]

Awsome!!! lol! ^^

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JJesseh [2008-02-03 17:19:44 +0000 UTC]

WTF.
XDDDD
-dies laughing-
Oh god, Jaypaw, I love you.


I'm only on Starlight, but I read this anyways.
X3

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SpottedStar-kat In reply to JJesseh [2008-03-06 21:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Nice. XD

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JJesseh In reply to SpottedStar-kat [2008-03-06 22:47:52 +0000 UTC]

c;

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IceStar15 [2008-01-20 00:48:52 +0000 UTC]

That was hillarious. 0-0

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SpottedStar-kat In reply to IceStar15 [2008-01-20 01:37:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much!

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Starclan-Snowpaw [2007-10-30 10:26:22 +0000 UTC]

the story made me laugh at some parts*

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SpottedStar-kat [2007-10-28 20:14:36 +0000 UTC]

YAY! Thats three different people who read this, so, i'm gonna put my next one up!

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Keial [2007-10-27 19:33:15 +0000 UTC]

'Amazing!'

'Intriguing!'

'Retarded' X3

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Graystreak [2007-10-27 18:48:35 +0000 UTC]

Erm, Squirrelflight wasn't part of that, Spotty. You didn't mention her, I know, but... she wasn't part of it. SHE WAS FLIPPING CRYING CUZ SHE THOUGHT THAT SHE WOULD NEVER SEE THE LOVE OF HER LIFE AGAIN! So, tecnicly, not everyone was singing. Everyone EXCEPT Squirrelflight.

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SpottedStar-kat In reply to Graystreak [2007-10-27 18:50:24 +0000 UTC]

@_@

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Graystreak In reply to SpottedStar-kat [2007-10-27 19:13:08 +0000 UTC]

What?

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blackcloud-river [2007-10-20 18:34:37 +0000 UTC]

that was funny! keep doing more!

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