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SteppingToTheBeat β Jeff the Killer cat
Published: 2013-03-17 21:03:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 3083; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 214
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I was bored okay? And ~TytoTenn made me want to draw a creepypasta cat... Have you seen her BEN cat? But yeah... And I was actually going to do a Slender cat at first just for the heck of it but Jeff is funner to draw. XD No offense Slend.Related content
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you all deserve to burn n hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he ruins peoples' lives and you are just going to
laugh about it???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is real you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet that are just going to call me a liar
but I am not. he talks to me as a voice in my head!
and if youΒ don't believe me, THEN YOU ARE THE LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm just so cute and beautiful aren't I?Β Β
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Why thank you. uvu
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Haha! XD Just don't go to sleep~
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But what if . . . I HAD A CUPCAKE? Then the cat would have to watch out . . .
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I don't know... Those cupcakes are pretty powerful things! XD
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I know!~ XD And thank you! :3
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I'm writing a story about dragons, being forced ti watch Disney and my only friend is a mosquito-hawk.
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Aww. *pat pat*
Seems fun. *sarcasm* What Disney movie is it, and is it that story where I helped you make one of the dragons Fyre? And I had a mosquito-hawk buzzing around in my ear the other day... I had a violent streak and killed him... With my hand. I felt horrible afterwards, because he was keeping me company. XD
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XD 1) I forgot. I think it was a musical. 2) Yes, that story. 3) -GLaDOS Voice- You monster. XD
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Why hello GLaDOS. How was dying?
Oh,we had potatoes today. Glad to see your system is still working. *sarcasm {{We really did have potatoes today though. XD}}
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-GLaDOS- All very good. Tell me, how do you like nuro-toxin? A lot I bet. I'll just connect to your computer speakers, see how much we can get through.
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Have fun rying to do that. *picks up BEN kitty, petting his head* I have someone who can easily destroy you. Starting with your main system, and all the way to your codes. He can be you. *smiles innocently*
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-GLaDOS- That moronic "Wheatley" Core tried. He failed. Aperture tried. They failed. Caroline tried. She failed. [Test Subject Name Here] tried, somehow, despite her being fat and adopted. She failed. And you're going to fight me with a cat? Well, meet Mr. Chubby Beak! (WARNING! SPOILER FOR PORTAL 2 PEER REVIEW DLC) *A black crow enters the room* He is my ultimate killing machine. I raised him and his siblings to be so, but he is the best.
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{{PFf- It's a bird! Kill it! Its evil! XD}}
Oh? This little kitty is special though! *holds him out in front of me* For one, look at his eyes. That's one thing that shows he isn't normal. And watch... *sets him down and points to GLaDOS*
-BEN cat- .... *blinks, looking at the machine before grinning and padding over to her, sitting in front of her and simply watching both the machine and the bird for a moment before holding out a paw. At once her speech starts glitching, and the now interested cat literally walks into her and makes himself comfortable inside her coding*
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-GLaDOS- I ha...ha...hate...You're incredible.
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I know, right *grins before sitting down on the ground and tapping the floor* Come 'ere BEN.
-BEN- *perks ears, thinking about it for a bit before shaking his head and staying where he is*
..... Come on. Come out.
-BEN- No. *casually meows*
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-Aperture- Main computer broken. If not fixed, Aperture will explode. Please consult the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating (GLaDOS) operating manuel to learn how to stop the self destruct. *Counts down from 18*
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Oh come on! BEN get out of there! We're all going to die if you don't...!
-BEN- Well, I won't die. Its impossible to kill me due to me already being dead. *waits until the cuntdown gets to thirteen* Whatever. *portals back out of GLaDOS, hopping down back to the ground* I was quite comfortable in there I will have you know.
It was fun whie it lasted Now how do we fix this before we explode?
-BEN- I could hack into the system that is counting down the explosion and turn it off. But that would take a lot of effort.
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-GLaDOS- No need for that. *Shuts down explosion* I will take that THING you refer to as Ben as payment for your life. He could be useful for tests. I'll give you cake if you do, [DeviantArt User Name Here]. And you're Companion Cube.
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{{Oh my god, she's going to kill herself. XD}}
Mm... You know, sure.
-BEN- *flattens his ears and looks over, raising an eyebrow* That's harsh, man. *gets where she's coming from though and flicks his tail, padding over to GLaDOS* Killer design. Your codes revealed a lot about you, robot. Or should I call you something else?
Have fun with him. He doesn't really listen, and he'll leave in about one or two days when he gets bored t go back to his place. You know, where his 'group' is.
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( [link] ) -GLaDOS- Thank you very much, [DeviantArt User Here]. *Cake and your Companion Cube appear in front of you somehow* Have fun. *A portal takes Ben to a room made of plastic with no technology at all* Time for test one...
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{{I literally went "Aww!" out loud when she was saying the babies were worthless. I feel dumb now.}}
Wow, that actually worked. *blinks, tilting head to one side* Eh, oh well. She won't really be able to do anything with him anyway. {{And then you randomly walk in. XD}}
-BEN- *blinks, looking around the plastic room* Well this is a downgrade now isn't it?
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-GLaDOS- Like it? It's, well, [Test Cat Name Here] proof. I made it seconds after you stole me body. Thanks for that. Now, let's see how flammable you are.... // -Me- Hey, guys!
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-Me- Well you're late. *looks over, waving casually* How'd you get here?
-BEN- *raises an eyebrow, flicking tail* You really are an intelligent piece of technology aren't you? *grins as if the idea f being caught on fire didn't scare him* Why aren't you watching up close and personal You can't get the details any other way!
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-GLaDOS- Yes I can. Mr. Chubby Beak is watching you through a window that's made of one-way clear plastic. He can see you, but you can't see him. And I see what he sees. // -Me- GLaDOS. She WAS testing me, but she found someone else to take my place. She promised me cake. *Crosses arms* I got no cake.
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-BEN- Mr.Chubby Beak huh? He sounds friendly. Maybe I should meet him first don't you think? I want to know who's testing me. *grin widens*
-Me- The cake was a lie once again. I did though. And a companion cube. I didn't even have to really do anything. I haven't had my tests started yet.
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*Ben gets electrocuted* -GLaDOS- No. Bad. You will jump into that pit of fire. If you die, I'll test that procedure I planned on using on [Test Subject Name Here]. If you live, you test more. Good luck, fat kitty. // -Me- I had to test food, make sure it kills people. And can I have your cake?
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-BEN- *fur sticks up and his body slightly jolts as he's electrocuted, but he quickly recovers afterwards and continues grinning* Fine, fine. I'll play your game. Do we get to play Zelda next? *he teased, casually walking over to the pit and stepping off the side, falling halfway down before stopping, literally floating in mid-air* Oops, that's hot. What if I don't want to go down there? *looks up at the ceiling as if she was there, the parts of his body that the embers jump up and reach seeming to glitch, the embers flying right through him as if he wasn't there*
-Me- Wow, and you're alive Nice one. *looks at the cake, splitting it so there were two pieces and handing him a piece* There you go.
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-GLaDOS- Zelda? Never heard of it. *Pauses for five seconds* I just beat the whole Zelda and Kingdom Heart series. Not that hard. How about we play Tic Tac Toe Two? Like Tic Tac Toe, but deadlier. // -Me- Yay!!!! *Eats quickly, then raids your fridge* Thanks!!!!
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-BEN- Aww, Kingdom Hearts already too? That isn't very fair. I wanted to play as well. *pauses, tapping his paw against his chin and slowly floating back up and out of the pit* You would have to explain how to play. Is it the digital version or does it take physical effort? *seems o get an idea, landing on safe ground again* You should let me upgrade your system! I just remembered the mistakes I found when I was examining your codes.
-Me- No problem? Hey, don't eat everything! That's mine!
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*Ben is shoved into the fire and wakes up in a room with a plastic robot holding a portal gun* -GLaDOS- Let's see how well you fly. // * I throw a rubber ducky at you and eat some Sweet & Sour Chicken* -Me- Mmm.... *Is portaled away with your fridge*
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-BEN- Agh! *slightly yelps in surprise, linking open his eyes slowly as if uncertain if he wanted to open them or not* ... Well this is a nice wake up call. *looks over at the plastic robot* How is that even working, is the wiring inside? *ignores what she said once again, padding over to the robot and sitting in front of it*
-Me- *catches the duck* Why was this in my frid- Hey! *mutters to self* Now I have to chase him down. *crosses arms, looking at my portal gun before sighing and hopping into a portal*
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*Ben is portaled 100 ft into the air and lands on blue bouncing gel* -GLaDOS- By the way, be sure not to get any of that gel on you. It hates the human and cat skeletons. // *Turrets surround and aim at you* -Turrets- Target aqquired. // -Me- Mine!
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