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Published: 2011-11-09 20:16:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 3280; Favourites: 86; Downloads: 94
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Description Okay, so here's my idea for a bootleg Batman comic. I expect it won't be very popular with fans of the ongoing Batman comics.

Eccentric Billionaire Bruce Wayne, motivated by the tragic murder of his parents, devotes his life to fighting crime in his home town of Gotham City. Wayne has devoted his considerable fortune and intellectual resources to the study of criminology and crime prevention. His Wayne Foundation donates enormous sums of money to Gotham's Police Force, infrastructure, school system, prisoner rehabilitation programs and civic restoration. For this reason, the Mayor and Police Commissioner James Gordon indulge Wayne's mania for dressing up in a bat costume and fighting street-level crime with gadgets. Bruce Wayne believes his identity is a secret, but really everyone who's met Batman knows who he is. It's painfully obvious. As long as the money flows and the crime rate keeps dropping (it's down dramatically since Batman's campaign began) the civic authorities are willing to play along. The situation became more complicated when Bruce adopted an orphaned teenager named Dick Grayson after the boy's parents were murdered. It's become harder to turn a blind eye to child endangerment, but so far, the kid has been well taken care of and nobody wants to upset the apple cart.

Batman's fists-first approach to crime-fighting may be a little silly, but Bruce Wayne is still an excellent amateur sleuth and the police, however reluctantly, sometimes will turn to his expertise. As a fail-safe though, Commissioner Gordon has made a deal to reduce the sentence of a certain long-serving prisoner if he'll agree to dress up as a super-criminal called the Joker and distract Batman's attention when the police really need him out of the way.

My story concerns Dick Grayson growing up and coming to terms with his adopted father's psychological problems. Batman is a kind of Peter Pan figure. A boy who never grew up and Dick needs to decide whether he can keep playing dress up with Bruce or if it's time to leave fantasy behind. I think this could be a bitter-sweet and funny little story about children and adults and how age isn't always the thing that separates one from the other. I don't want it to be gloomy or depressing, Bruce Wayne's mania is kind of sad, but his colorful world of good guys and bad guys is fun and exciting. I'll also need an outside character, a reporter or a federal agent, likely a woman, who can be the reader's entry point into the weird world of Bruce Wayne.
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Comments: 29

Z31o8 [2015-03-26 23:40:57 +0000 UTC]

lol

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batmannotes [2013-07-27 02:29:35 +0000 UTC]

fantastic!

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BryanBaugh [2012-09-12 18:37:33 +0000 UTC]

Very cool.

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MightyBedbug [2011-12-28 22:39:10 +0000 UTC]

While your story reminds me a bit of a Grant Morrison Batman story from a few years ago, I love this image! Down with gloomy Batman! Long live a Batman who smiles!!

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Douglasbot [2011-11-15 20:19:32 +0000 UTC]

This is so great! I love it! Have you seen the film Defendor? Plays with similar themes of mental illness (and is a bit more bleak i suspect than what you're going for)...but i've always liked the idea of coming at these characters with a bit of a reality bomb of who they actually are. Batman's a sociopath and most likely deeply psychologically fucked up from witnessing his parents cold blooded murder people!! He's not COOL!

GOOD TIMES!

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to Douglasbot [2011-11-15 21:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Defendor... does that have the guy from The Office in it? That sounds more bleak than I'm going for.

I want to show Batman as a weird sort of guy, but not deranged exactly. More like out of touch. The idea that hardened criminals would really be scared of a guy in a bat costume is ludicrous. I kind of think his motivation is more about making sure nobody else ever has to grow up without their parents, so he's trying to be the world's best dad to an entire city. This would be specifically centered on Dick Grayson, but it extends to all of Gotham.

You know how in the Seventies they'd have pictures of Batman hanging out with kids doing PSAs in the back of the comics? The first thought is that that's out of character and they're just exploiting the brand. What if it's not though? What if Batman really does go to schools to tell kids not to talk to strangers? I guess I'm trying to raise the obvious point that you can't really change the world by dressing up in tights and a cape, but God bless him for trying. And he doesn't even have to be ineffective. He could be a brilliant detective, martial artist and engineer while still not being self-aware enough to realize the costume is silly.

Have you seen the Wes Anderson film The Life Aquatic with Steve Zisou? That was about a guy who lives a boy's adventure story as his real life and how weird and insular that is. That's more the vibe I'm going for.

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BlueDubia [2011-11-11 07:13:27 +0000 UTC]

this is a hilarious concept |D

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to BlueDubia [2011-11-12 04:45:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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NIELSPETERDEJONG [2011-11-11 01:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Awesome job man!

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2011-11-12 04:45:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks man!

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Fuckthisaishit [2011-11-10 05:55:53 +0000 UTC]

I like it.

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to Fuckthisaishit [2011-11-12 04:45:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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boldtman [2011-11-09 22:14:58 +0000 UTC]

Outstanding Steve!

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to boldtman [2011-11-09 23:33:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks man!

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happydoodle [2011-11-09 21:38:46 +0000 UTC]

Hah! This is great! I love Batman's expression!

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to happydoodle [2011-11-09 23:34:04 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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Psychotime [2011-11-09 21:03:25 +0000 UTC]

It sounds kinda interesting. It sounds familiar, but still, it's an interesting idea.

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to Psychotime [2011-11-09 23:34:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Someone mentioned Batman RIP? I haven't read it, but there may have been a similar idea in there.

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Psychotime In reply to SteveLeCouilliard [2011-11-10 06:50:42 +0000 UTC]

Nah, RIP isn't like that.

Actually your idea sounds like something the writer of RIP (Grant Morrison) would absolutely hate given the chunks I've read from his (non comic) book Supergods, which gives a history lesson, commentary, and analysis of the Superhero genre as it evolved through the decades. It also has a little biography, since he's made a big mark in the genre as well.

I kinda like the way he thinks about certain things and he has made some decent books, but I also think he's a little crazy. Not Alan Moore level crazy, but still.

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dalgoda7 [2011-11-09 20:55:21 +0000 UTC]

I like it!

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to dalgoda7 [2011-11-09 21:05:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Lelpel [2011-11-09 20:54:11 +0000 UTC]

Love the skinny legs ^_^

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to Lelpel [2011-11-09 21:05:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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somethinginblue [2011-11-09 20:32:30 +0000 UTC]

I agree with ADHadh, Montoya would fit the bill perfectly.

And I think your ideas are brilliant. I'm a Nightwing/Dick Grayson fan and I can tell you none of it offends me at all. I'm really excited about seeing this come to life.

I love your style too, it's just too awesome.

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to somethinginblue [2011-11-09 21:03:59 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much. I keep making myself laugh at the idea of a straight police procedural like 'The Wire' where basically Adam West shows up and everybody just humors him.

I can imagine a carefully planned stakeout where the cops are trying to catch the drug dealers with enough evidence to prosecute and Batman just drives his Batmobile through a wall and starts punching people.

But he just bought them a state-of-the-art forensics lab, so what are you gonna do?

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SmaggTheSmug [2011-11-09 20:24:56 +0000 UTC]

The outside character could be Renee Montoya.

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SteveLeCouilliard In reply to SmaggTheSmug [2011-11-09 21:05:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that was basically who I had in mind. New officer learning the ropes, maybe calls Batman "Mr. Wayne" by accident and the Commissioner has to smooth things over.

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SmaggTheSmug In reply to SteveLeCouilliard [2011-11-09 21:46:11 +0000 UTC]

You may say she would...

Question this arrangement.

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milakuroi [2011-11-09 20:17:04 +0000 UTC]

FTW!

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