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StoneMan85 In reply to ??? [2016-11-26 14:11:23 +0000 UTC]
I'l be sure to draw eyecatchers of her for you
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2016-11-26 17:33:42 +0000 UTC]
.................................................................................
*translation: "how unexpected"*
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2016-11-26 19:26:16 +0000 UTC]
well, i might be willing to help her with that. the dog genocide, not the mass were-cat....ing
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-04 14:38:48 +0000 UTC]
I've got a great plan for the death of canines, but my first order of business is breaking her out of that silly prison. to my mobile drill base!
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-05 11:27:25 +0000 UTC]
welp, who cares
*late one sunset on a.....er.......lets say Tuesday evening, the highly populated prison for mutants and other villains known as the kennel was quiet save for a few screams/moans/laughter of the inmates. despite its dreary atmosphere the kennel was oddly peaceful.......until one of its sector walls seemed to suffer an extreme blast as a large hole was carved from the shot. The kennel guards immediately rushed to the scene, only to be blasted away by the intruder. Said intruder was a large android with an almost identical chassis design to a magna guard from the star wars franchise, save for the base breaching laser cannon mounted on it's right arm. (or B.L.C. as I like to call it). The hulking machine then stepped over the unconscious guards as it lumbered over to a nearby cell, a cell that contained a woman somewhere in her twenties wearing a standard prison jumpsuit and boots, a woman that was too busy licking her own hand to notice the commotion. The humanoid death-bot waited patiently as Felina Dion stopped cleaning herself and finally noticed his presence.*
Felina: and who are you supposed to be?
*the modified magna guard responded to this by grabbing the cell bars and wrenching them from their posts, giving Dion a perfect walkway to freedom*
PT-67: I am Prison Terra-former model 67 *holds out hand* and I am here to offer you assistance.
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-07 16:42:18 +0000 UTC]
of course, you can't get rid of me that easily
*the modified magna guard escorted Dion out of the damaged prison, whilst the guards tried to fix everything and get it back in order. As Felina and PT-67 stepped outside, the werecat noticed a large drill head poking out from the ground. It seemed to be the drill head of some form of mobile lab, one specifically designed for underground travel. Suddenly, some kind of loading ramp extended from the vehicle's side, as underneath said ramp a bulkhead opened, revealing a dark figure standing inside*
mysterious figure: miss Dion, what a pleasure to finally meet you
Felina: uh.......who are you exactly? and how do you know my name?
*the dark figure chuckled and stepped forward into the light. For a start, he certianly wasn't human; his body was thin and made from some sort of white metal, he had a modified portal gun for a right hand, four insectoid legs instead of two humanoid ones and was wearing a black cape with a hood that completely obscured his face, save for eyes..... his glowing......bright yellow eyes.*
hooded man: oh sorry, where are my manners? Hi, I'm Edward, the guy who broke you out of that dump. But you can just call me Eddie .
Felina: your.....um.....representative told me that you want to help me?
hooded man/Edward: My, my, you're quite the listener eh? well let me get strait to the point: I know your plan. "put down all the dogs in the world" right?
Felina: you know about that? how?
Edward: I have ways..... anyway, I certain you don't know this but I despise the entire species of canine, so naturally I want to help you with that plan of yours, as well as the werecat virus......thing.
Felina: you do? wait, you know I'm a werecat?!
Edward: yep, no normal human in a prison uniform would like their own hand for the sake of, ahem, "hygiene"
Felina: okay, I'm interested
Edward: excellent, right this way....
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-08 15:34:09 +0000 UTC]
oh well, then I guess Felina escapes
*Edward guided Dion into his mobile lab as the magna guard climbed in as well. the ramp then retracted back into the hull as the bulkhead closed, and the drill prepare to dig another tunnel in the ground*
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-08 16:23:47 +0000 UTC]
*But suddenly, the mobile lab loses control and crashes... straight into a catnip factory*
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-08 16:51:18 +0000 UTC]
Edward: ugh, the auto pilot must be on the fritz again. I'll be right back, please try to control yourself.
*Edward goes into the command bay to try to reconfigure the sat-nav whilst Felina desperately tries to suppress her urges to transform, she's grown to like the uniform, especially the boots. however, unbeknownst to them all, a police patrol vehicle was parked right outside the factory, as the driver is woken up by the crash.*
officer Phillip: GAH! I'M UP, I'M U-oh, the heck was that? *grabs radio* this is officer Phillip Timothy, I just heard a loud crash coming from a nippy-boo catnip factory, I'm going to investigate.
*what the new guy on the force didn't know was that through matters that really shouldn't be legal, Talbot hall contained a special device that allowed them to listen in on police calls, including this one.*
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-08 17:05:49 +0000 UTC]
*unfortunately, Felina's feline instincts take over. she meows in pleasure, ripping the uniform off and kicking off the boots as she transformed fully, rolling around rubbing herself all over with extacy of the catnip all over her.*
Edward*sees this as he sweatdrops*: Well, her file did say she loved her cat side more than her human side.
Officer Phillip*pops in, as he stumbles to get his gun out*: A-Alright you... *blinks as he sees a sexy naked catwoman purring in pleasure* What the...?
*Felina stops, as she sits up in her knees all catlike, and looks at both of the males.*Officer Phillip: Why is she looking at us like that?
*feline gets a sexy cat smile on her face, looking like more than instincts*Edward: I think it's mating season... and she's eyeing us as her mates.
*Felina suddenly pounces on the two, as she pulled Edward in, closing the door behind them, and pins both males on the floor, smiling seductively* Hey boys, you ever had a tongue bath by a sexy cat girl before?
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-08 19:11:26 +0000 UTC]
Edward: nope, and I never want to.
*because of her being "in season", Felina forgot that Edward was a cyborg as he kicked her off with one of his four legs. As Felina flew back into the catnip pile, Officer Phillip climbed up a service ladder onto a nearby catwalk as he desperately tried to use his radio*
Officer Phillip: this is officer Phillip, the factory is overrun by some kind of weird girl in a cat suit and a robot! I need backup repeat, I NE-
*Phillip's call was then immediately cut off by a laser bolt yanking his radio from his hand, as a large machine almost identical to a crab droid from star wars crawled onto the catwalk in front of him. Suddenly, Phillip heard a variety of hisses coming from the catnip pile. as he looked down onto it, he saw about three dozen more of the crab droids surrounding the odd woman in the suit. as she hissed at the strange robots, Edward approached her, attempting to calm the cat whilst sounding very annoyed.*
Edward: c'mon Dion, don't you know who I am? I'm the guy who freed you! I'm trying to help you, dog genocide remember?!
*back in Talbot hall, Singh was just dusting a nearby mirror when the police call hacker (the P.C.H.) activated again, letting out the sound of officer Phillip's attempt at calling backup*
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-08 19:49:52 +0000 UTC]
*Felina hissed, her hair standing on end, as she spoke, rather angry and frustrated* First. I. Need. To mate. BADLY!!!!
*Edward then looked to Officer Phillip, and then whistled one of the droids and pointed to him. the crab droids fought the resisting officer, as he resisted in panic* Wait! you can't do this! Isn't this considered rape or something!? Besides, I'm a virgin! I'm completely useless in bed!
*As Edward walked out, closing the door behind him, the drones pinned him down in front of Felina, as she strode over to him, her tail wagging as he was pinned to the ground. she then knelt down on top of him, her legs pinning to his sides* Don't worry, Big Boy. *She then used her claws to rip his shirt open, showing an impressive chest, as she brought him up by the collar* I'll make a man out of you before this night's over. And maybe... even a man-cat.
*Phillip gupled* I'm more of a hamster person. *But then he was pulled into a deep and hard kiss. His resistance melted away, as she pulled away for a moment, licking her lips, and then his as she tickled his nose with hers*
*Felina batted her eyelashes at Phillip* And now, Phillip?
*Fear gone, Phillip shrugged* I think I could transition.
*Felina smiled warmly, as she kissed him hard again, pinning him down, with him wrapping his arms around her*
*Edward was outside looking at his watch and all around the area. suddenly, the vehicle began to violently shake with loud made grunts and Felina gasping and meowing out loud*
Edward: And the mating session begins again. *sighs annoyed* Well, it'll all be worth it once I get my hands on this fang and eliminate all weres. *continues to hear loud love making in the vehicle* I'm not covered for this, am I? Well, it'll be a quickie I guess. I mean, how long can they do this for?
3 1/2 Hours Later
*Edward is sitting on the ground, annoyed as the moaning and grunts finally stopped. Felina, disheveled but now dressed back in her uniform, opens the door and stumbled out; a satisfied smile on her face.* I trust you're now satisfied?
*Felina sighed* Oh yeah. And best of all, I got my first convert/mate.
Edward: You didn't.
*At that moment, Phillip stumbled out naked... as a male leopard werecat. Covering his privates, though they were covered in fur, sheepishly groaned.* I guess this means I'm out of a security job.
*Felina wrapped her arms around his neck, pecking his cheek, as she smiled at his surprised face.* So you're saying it wasn't worth it?
*Phillip thinks on it, but then nods* Nope. Definitely worth it to join the Dark Side.
*Edward sighs* Okay, Felina. Phillip. Let's get that device before... *At that moment, the Talbot Pack had them all surrounded, as Edward groaned...* This happens.
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-08 20:30:02 +0000 UTC]
alpha: hooded man-
Edward: actually my name is Edward
alpha:....okay, Edward, long time no see.
Edward: you say like that's a good thing, you little brats!
ex officer Phillip: uh what's going on here?
queen: I suppose it is a good thing, since we got you surrounded.
Edward: wow, you are DUMB aren't you?
*at first the Talbot pack were confused, but then they realized that the three dozen crab droids had surrounded them, their belly-mounted laser cannons raised*
Felina: yes, just like actual dogs, TALBOT PACK!!
Edward: wait, you know these guys?
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-08 20:47:20 +0000 UTC]
*Felina looks away embarrassed* They beat me before I could turn the city into werecats.
Gothica: Good thing cats are easily distracted
*Felina frowned at her, but rubbed it in, as she grabbed Phillip's arm, and rubs his chest affectionately*: Shows you, brat. At least I got me a man in my life.
Gothica *shouted*: SO DO I! And when we do it, it's hot and heavy!
Felina: SAME HERE, ONLY BETTER CONSIDERING HE USES HIS TAIL IN WAYS YOU'D ONLY DREAM ABOUT WITH THOSE DUMB WAGGING THINGS BEHIND YOU!!!
*Both Scope and Phillip sigh*: Oh boy.
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-08 21:00:45 +0000 UTC]
Edward: ooookay, this is getting a little crazy so lets just.....*portal gun claw opens* CHILL
*without warning, Edward slams his claw into the ground, causing a massive pillar of ice to pick the cyborg and the werecats up and give them higher ground. once the pillar stops extending, it's sides grow a massive amount of spikes, making it incredibly dangerous to climb*
scope: did you seriously just say that?!
Edward: yes, and I'm proud of it!!! *turns to werecats* not. a. word.
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-08 21:48:17 +0000 UTC]
*Phillip* I'm not even here
Alpha*spoke up* So I'm guessing that you guys don't wanna be werecats anymore, since you're helping the guy who's gonna get rid of all traces and strains of lycanthropy.
*Felina blinked at this, and looked to Edward*: What's he talking about?
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-08 22:13:33 +0000 UTC]
Edward: er.... *left arm makes a beeping sound* hey look our ride's here!
*suddenly the ceiling of the factory collapses as another star wars droid (this time an octuptarra droid) lowers it's body for the bad guys to climb on.*
Edward: crab droids! SEIZE THEM!!
*as the swarm of crab droid lunge at the pack, Edward increases the height of the ice pillar, giving him and his new partners easy access to the giant tripod*
Edward: okay guys, let's continue with our pla-
*Edward is then interrupted by a unnecessarily bright searchlight as a police helicopter hovers above them.*
Edward: OH C'MON!!
Phillip: ah, that......my bad
*just then, the loudspeaker on the chopper activates*
helicopter pilot: ECPD MOTHER F***ER!! THINK YOU F*** ESCAPE THAT EASILY? *into radio* THIS IS OFFICER DAVIS DANIEL, I'VE FOUND THE CONVICT! AND HER ESCAPE ARTIST!!
Phillip: wait, DAVIS?! is that you!!
Felina: you know him?
Phillip: every member of the ECPD knows him, he's the best pilot on the force
Davis: IMMA KILL 'EM!!, IMMA F***N' KILL 'EM!!!!!
Phillip: also he's a homicidal psychopath
Edward: how did he get on the force then?
Phillip: no idea
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-08 23:25:11 +0000 UTC]
*Felina pulls Phillip away* Come on, Phillip. Let's get out of here.
*Phillip looks back at his old life, and at his new catlike state. He then looks at Felina, and smiles* Y'know, I think I need a new name. How's about Leo Pard?
*Felina smirks, as she kisses his cheek* Sounds like a good start, Sexy.
*The two then run off, leaving Edward at the Talbot Pack behind, disappearing into the darkened alleyways*
David*blinks, and in a state of calm confusion* Was that Phillip? When did he suddenly become a cat person? Literally.
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-09 08:44:32 +0000 UTC]
Edward: wha- HEY!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! WE WERE GOING TO POISON THE OCEAN WITH THE WERECAT SERUM AND A SERUM THAT'S LETHAL TO ALL TYPES OF DOG, EVEN FOXES!!! GUYS, WE- ugh forget
Davis: DON'T WORRY PHILLIP, I'LL SAVE YOU!!! AND I'LL F***ING KILL THAT B***H
*the police chopper then flies after the werecat couple as Edward looks back at the talbot pack, who have somehow destroyed all of the crab droids*
Edward: you.....THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-09 13:34:50 +0000 UTC]
Alpha: Yeah... i'd say you pretty much screwed yourself in.
Edward: How did you figure that out?!
Scope: Well, you lied to your partners, mentioning about a certain device that will rid of all weres including them.... plus you picked the wrong choice of career when you dediced to go bad guy on the whole world.
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-09 20:13:08 +0000 UTC]
Blizzard: Pal, you're a bad guy. It doesn't really go well for you.
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-09 21:06:35 +0000 UTC]
Edward: oh I'll show you!!! OCTUPARRA DROID, KILL THEM!!!
*the giant tri-droid followed it's command and raised one of it's legs and brought it down on the foolish pack*
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-09 21:51:00 +0000 UTC]
*a daring fight ensues, but all the Talbot Pack are nearly caught, save for Blizzard, who leaps up high in the air. Alpha throws him the Gravity Fang, as blizzard switches it on the heaviest of settings. then the big blue werewolf comes right down at the Octobot... destroying it like a meteor striking a tank.*
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-10 08:01:06 +0000 UTC]
*unfortunately for blizzard, he just happened to land right next to Edward, who encased blizzard's entire head in a block of ice. Then Edward kicked the wolf of his ice pillar, as blizzard was impaled on one of the pillar's spikes*
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-10 23:37:40 +0000 UTC]
*However, what he didn't know was that Blizzard's body was iron hard when he went all Hulk Gamma Wolf mode and survived*
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-11 09:00:56 +0000 UTC]
Edward: ugh, I don't have time for this, hail-fire droids! distract them for me!!
queen: hail-fire whatsits?
*suddenly, a giant swarm of hail-fire droids surround the factory, as a vulture droid lands right next to Edward, allowing him to climb on. as he flies off, the hail-fire droid open fire*
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-15 01:31:41 +0000 UTC]
Suddenly, a giant freeze blast hits the robots, freezing tehm and shattering them as they crashed on the ground. Suddenly, Frost hopped in as she helped her packmates.
Frost: Why don't you just give up, you threat-level 4.6?
Edward: 4.6? Out of five?
Queen: Hardly. The threat level status scales up to 100.
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-15 08:31:07 +0000 UTC]
*but before the pack could do anything else, the vulture droid Edward was riding opened fire, hitting scope dead in the shoulder, allowing Edward the perfect escape*
*meanwhile in a nearby alleyway, Felina was watching her new mate scavenge for any kind of clothes in the dumpster. Suddenly, the two werecats' ears perked up as they the sound of a helicopter engine*
Davis: I'm giving you five seconds she-devil, to step away from Phillip, AND TAKE YOUR DEATH LIKE A MAN!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A WOMAN, I'M STILL GONNA KILL YOU!!!
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-17 11:39:32 +0000 UTC]
Phillip *steps in front of her, as he stood defiantly*: Back off, DAvis! I'm not gonna let you shoot the Cat-Woman I love.
Felina*touched by this*: Phillip...
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-17 13:46:54 +0000 UTC]
*Phillip hacks a hairball... right into his face*
Davis: I'M BLIND, I'M BLIND!!!! I'VE BEEN BLINDED BY A DISGUSTING WAD OF HAIR, STOMACH ACID, SALIVA, AND... *shudders* You don't wanna know what else is in there.
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-17 13:53:24 +0000 UTC]
*Davis's helicopter then spirals out of control as it crashes in front of the werecats*
Felina: Phillip that was.....amazing!
Phillip: to be honest I had no idea I could do that
*suddenly, their touching moment was interrupted as Davis crawled out of the burning wreckage, his S.W.A.T armor singed and his visor cracked. glaring at Phillip and his betrayal, Davis produced a combat knife from his belt sheath, and charged at his former fellow cop*
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-17 14:18:59 +0000 UTC]
*Phillip then suddenly punches him really hard. So hard, DAvis' teeth fell out, as he fell down in a real daze. Phillip blinked, as he looked at his fist*: Wow. Never knew I was that strong.
Felina *suddenly glomped him from behind, and smiled*: You are absolutely the best male werecat that I made.
Phillip: Aren't I the first male werecat you ever made?
Felina *licked the side of his cheek and kissed him*: All the more reason I love you the most.
Phillip: So does this mean you're gonna make more?
Felina: We're gonna make more. After all, the more the merrier.
Phillip thinks on it, as they strode off, their tails wrapped around each other: Hmmm, well, I got a few candidates. Mostly this woman we keep bringing in.
Felina: Oooh,
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-17 14:30:31 +0000 UTC]
Davis: HOLD IT!!!
*the two werecats then turn around as they see Davis as already recovered, gripping his combat knife tightly*
Davis: you're not getting away THAT EASILY!!
Phillip: how the.......
Felina: jeez, this guy's a real tough, maybe he could be a candidate eh?
Phillip: uh, are you sure? Davis is a bit......unstable
Davis: WHAT D'YOU SAY ABOUT ME PUNK?!!!
Felina: yes, which means he'd make a great muscle. He survived a helicopter crash for crying out loud.
Phillip: well okay...............how do I turn him?
Felina: ah, right....that
*suddenly, Davis tackled the distracted Phillip and attempted to plunge the knife into the werecats neck.*
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-17 14:36:58 +0000 UTC]
*Suddenly, Felina got behind him, as she licked his ears. Davis froze in place, feeling tingly*
Davis: What the heck..?
Felina: Just relax, and let the fangs do their work.
Phillip: Sorry about this, but if you can't beat 'em... *Bites Davis on the forearm*... join 'em.
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-17 14:39:28 +0000 UTC]
*Davis then scrambled off them, clutching his arm*
Davis: GAH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!! (and they think I'M unstable!)
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-17 14:42:19 +0000 UTC]
*Felina pounces on him, with Phillip getting the legs, as he was ripping the pants off*
Felina: That's a start. *She then ripped off his shirt, licking him, as she panted heavily. But then she sat up on his chest, as she cried out* Now, listen, Man-Meat! I am a werecat of high pure breeding... *She then turned around, tearing a hole in her pants to allow her tail and butt out.* And I want my mates inside me.
Phillip *took the initiative and tore off Felina's top, grabbing her upper body and pressed her to him, much to her delight*: Trust me, Davis. You'll like being part animal. Especially in the sack.
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thelordofthemachines In reply to StoneMan85 [2017-02-17 14:44:55 +0000 UTC]
Davis: y-you guys ARE INSANE, YOU'RE TRYING TO RAPE ME? WHATS WRONG WI-GAH, HEY! WATCH THE BOOTS!!!
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-17 14:47:16 +0000 UTC]
Felina *positions herself near Davis's thing, as she rubbed like crazy* C'mon. You're a man, aren't ya? When a girl wants you to do it with her, don't back out. Go with the flow.
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StoneMan85 In reply to thelordofthemachines [2017-02-17 14:51:17 +0000 UTC]
Phillip*pulls out a ball of catnip, as Felina goes wide eye*: A little something to jumpstart?
Felina: Oooh, you thought to bring the Viagra.
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