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Published: 2008-04-23 15:30:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 6072; Favourites: 69; Downloads: 36
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Nnoitra trying to be romantic, doesn't work out that well...poor guy
This actually happened to me, i recieved that line at work. Must be the cheesiest line ever. But than again, i can talk for hours about all the ridiculous lines i've recieved(working in a bar, surrounded by drunk guys all night long, doesn't help as you can imagine)
The worst thing is that you get used by it, and just shrug it off after awhile. So when actually an interesting guy comes along, and gives you compliment you don't take him seriously U_UWell enough about me.
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Nnoitra, Halibel, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Szayel(c) Kubotite
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Ehh he just needs to be a little more submissive to her, like the three stooges that follow Halibel around, then maybe he'll find someone to toss his salad, watch out for the ranch though I heard it's off brand
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Sounds like a plan. He can be the forth stooges
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Don't worry, he'll move on soon enough
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Oh god weres the fork?
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Poor guy.he reallytries,but he really fails.if he just keep trying then he get better she will give out since no other espadas check her out.
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Its more likely that no one else dares to check her out 
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Oh no Ulquiorra! Please, for the love of all things holy, do NOT use that line on Orihime...
Although, knowing her, she'd probably think it's cute.
LOL! I actually think this is probably one of the better lines he could have picked...considering...
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Oh yeah, when it comes to Noi no lines are to much
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It's true love all around!
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lol, I've gotten that one too XD and it is such a noit line!
if someone comes by and say that after this I'll squee XD
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i think thats the number2 worse pickup line ever, number 1 is the one ~AthelLoren-wardancer wrote to me
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thank you
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I know, maybe i should give him some love..for once...
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ja, han fĂĽr aldrig en chans^^
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thats what i thought tooXD the guy must have been working on that line for weeks
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Bwahahahahah!
I read the title and was like, "Oh, geez....gotta see this." And it was too perfect!
(And I've heard some really bad one's myself.....good thing they were joking around.)
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Orly? like to share? 
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Well, you asked for it.
The worst I've heard was:
"Imagine if your left leg was Halloween and your right left was Christmas, do you think I could visit you in between the holidays?"
(That one was THANKFULLY just some friends joking around.)
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I thought so, too.
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i did tell your line to my boss, i've never seen him laughing that much before ^3^ i hope i get a raise now
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Do let me know if that works?
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don't worry, i'll give you a cut off the raise
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Sweet deal!
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