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Switchblade1080 β€” GONNA RIP YOU A NEW ASSHOLE

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Published: 2016-02-22 18:35:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 994; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 51
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Description TIME TO TEAR A HOLE UP YOUR SCROTUM

Guess who this guy is. xD
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Comments: 39

Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-23 23:16:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh shit! Kirbies gunna wreck some shit! The dukes! THE DUKES!

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-23 23:21:49 +0000 UTC]

Kirby is the pinnacle of human evolution!!

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-23 23:29:52 +0000 UTC]

But me question...where the fuck are the snails!?

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-23 23:38:20 +0000 UTC]

They are inside you....what snails?? Why snails??

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-24 00:00:26 +0000 UTC]

THOSE FUCKING SNAILS THAT HE ALWAYS HAS ON THE SIDE ON HIS HEAD, THEY'RE LIKE A STAPLE OF KIRBY!

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-24 00:04:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh....they were gone....son of a bitch you're making me feel old.

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-24 00:15:04 +0000 UTC]

Of course I am! That's what is British people are for! To make you lot feel old and behind!

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-24 01:21:41 +0000 UTC]

You people must still believe in Witch Hunting!!

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-24 01:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Nope! we legalised gay marriage and abolished slavery before you did, and the last time I checked the last witch hunt was more then 200 hundred years ago

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-24 01:58:58 +0000 UTC]

Clearly you jest...as you siphon the age of those you speak with. And you even confessed.

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-24 02:16:39 +0000 UTC]

What are you talking about!?...yoink! *runs away like an immature dick*

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-24 02:25:53 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps that age siphoning power comes both ways.

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-24 02:47:49 +0000 UTC]

Sure does!

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-24 02:54:02 +0000 UTC]

It strengthens your age....and maturity.

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-24 02:57:17 +0000 UTC]

Yes...I really did get more mature

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-24 03:06:45 +0000 UTC]

DAMMIT!! My speech check failed in the roll....lol...

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-24 06:11:31 +0000 UTC]

It sure dell computers for half price

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-24 06:42:20 +0000 UTC]

No wonder this model's so affordable.

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-24 13:09:42 +0000 UTC]

Sure is the world going to end? Find out what guinea pigs do when they write buzz feed articles for the first time

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-27 05:19:34 +0000 UTC]

What's with your obsession with guinea pigs??

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-27 11:29:24 +0000 UTC]

They're cute and this I had many as a child

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp [2016-02-27 22:48:45 +0000 UTC]

Did you treat them all accordingly??

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Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-28 01:13:30 +0000 UTC]

Yup. Or at least I tried to, though the high did some times not get cleaned when it was supposed to

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Superdude-G [2016-02-22 23:21:09 +0000 UTC]

Those traps! After years of girls sitting on his face, kirbythebluestblue has developed neck muscles strong enough to lift a human being.

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Switchblade1080 In reply to Superdude-G [2016-02-22 23:47:38 +0000 UTC]

what traps??

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Superdude-G In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-23 00:04:57 +0000 UTC]

Short name for theΒ trapeziusΒ muscles, which are the muscles on the back of the neck.Β 

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GetOutOfWalmart [2016-02-22 19:30:55 +0000 UTC]

Black Duke Nukem?

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Switchblade1080 In reply to GetOutOfWalmart [2016-02-22 19:38:30 +0000 UTC]

Good answer!!.....but no...xP

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GetOutOfWalmart In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-22 19:49:56 +0000 UTC]

Darn >.<

Who is it then?

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Switchblade1080 In reply to GetOutOfWalmart [2016-02-22 19:53:01 +0000 UTC]

Bruh.....read what he says in the pic...then guess who it is...xD

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GetOutOfWalmart In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-22 20:14:46 +0000 UTC]

BUT HE REMINDS ME OF DUKE NUKEM

HELP
D:

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Switchblade1080 In reply to GetOutOfWalmart [2016-02-22 20:40:05 +0000 UTC]

Its kirbythebluestblue.

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GetOutOfWalmart In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-22 20:49:07 +0000 UTC]

Oh.


I got the request part, I just thought you've made it character-specific...

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Switchblade1080 In reply to GetOutOfWalmart [2016-02-22 23:53:27 +0000 UTC]

Well I just thought it would be funny...

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GetOutOfWalmart In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-23 00:36:03 +0000 UTC]

It kind of is, dont get me wrong!

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Switchblade1080 In reply to GetOutOfWalmart [2016-02-23 01:16:44 +0000 UTC]

And yeah its him being Duke Nukem xP

Have you even seen his Mii!?

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GetOutOfWalmart In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-23 02:04:25 +0000 UTC]

I have seen quite a few terrible variatios of his mii if those count...

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Switchblade1080 In reply to GetOutOfWalmart [2016-02-23 02:21:35 +0000 UTC]

Are you saying he has more than one??

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GetOutOfWalmart In reply to Switchblade1080 [2016-02-23 02:58:00 +0000 UTC]

I've seen about six

Four of which I encountered as I was exploring Miiverse

The other two being from the origional wii


THEY ALL SORTA LOOKED TERRIBLE

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