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Switchblade1080 — GUNPOWDER PACIFISM
Published: 2016-03-06 04:55:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 1153; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 51
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A story of Firearms and Religious Beliefs.This book will make you question the faith behind the use of everyday weapons such as swords, spears, knives, pistols, shotguns guided from the religions they share their faith with to their beliefs. Each weapon is proofread to be as accurate to the personal depiction of such firearms as closely possible.
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Proofread by Gerald-TEH-Xeno-morp
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Comments: 31
Wait...does this mean I'm official the medieval weapons expert now?...
Well any way, Eros some what of a joke in there considering that xenomorphs don't have eyes, and as a result this would be close to un-readable, and around now would be a good moment to switch to photage of meh asking my head against a book frustratedly yelling "GOD *bang* DAMN IT *BANG* switchblade! *bang!* WHY *BANG* YOU! *BANG* NO! *BANG* SCENT! *BANG* INK!!!"
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Wait...then what was I proof reading!?
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You're missing the point Gerald; the truth about the Religious beliefs of firearms is that they all lie on the hands of the person holding it.
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My...my god...
Thats deep beyond my comprehension
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Now that you know; if a machine gun follows Buddhism, will it open fire??
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The machine gun will, it depends on the user. A machine doesn't have beliefs, it only has commands and memory.
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Then you've learned what this book has to offer.
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Yay' I'm a smartr!
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Smart for an eyeless 2-mouthed hotdog-shaped dinosaur-skeleton-cockroach anyway.
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Dammit I hate it when people tell me that!!....I can't insult you if you say that nooooo.....
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That, and even if you did insult me I will always no that I'm leagues more dapper then thee!
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What mean dapper xeno??
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What I mean, I say, I say, I say; is that I am leagues more dapper then thoughst shall ever be!
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What's a Dapper!?
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To be dapper is to be a well dressed well spoken gentlemen/woman with a rather cultured sense of humour and a posh yet always appropriate outfit...
Aka.the Victorian equivelant of being swaggy, except you know, people who where dapper weren't usually douchebags
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Just like Knighthood amirite!?!?
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Kinda, except being dapper doesn't include constant fights on bloody battle fields, you just need to be a gentleman who does gentleman stuff
It also helps to speak like ye olde Shakespearean
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You're saying Christopher Lee wasn't dapper??
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Erm...maybe?...I'm...confused
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He's done fucked up some fuckers back in the day being part of the "Dedications of Ungenlemanly acts" thing.....
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Um...sire I thinckyou might have gone crazy with power
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It inspired the "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
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ohhhh...I was confused as to who you where talking about...
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Yeah....I'm not sure how THAT would be confusing for you.
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eh whatever
point is I get the message
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What if I told you; I'm a Red Phantom artist.
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oh yeah? well I'm a forest hunter!
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Ohhh...I don't think I know how a Forest Hunter artist works...
I frequently stalk on comment sections to give out my COLORFUL OPINION ON EVERYTHING!!....And not all colors are considered pretty to some.
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I swarm designated comment sections with invaders (comments) and theres nothing you can do about it over then be hollow (not comment)
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