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Description Much in the same vein as [link] and [link] , I tried to think of what Jazz would look like, if he used Holoform tech for fun.

I've always imagined that Jazz'd be fond of the ladies (and some of canon reflects that >:3 ). And yes, that's Bumblebee giving him hell through an earpiece.
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zencookies [2017-09-22 18:42:16 +0000 UTC]

typical Jazz being easy on the optics, he should see what us "earth females" look like on Project runway xD

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SilverLunarEclipse [2016-03-29 21:19:47 +0000 UTC]

Hnngngnnngngnnggngnnn.... Jazz, may I jump you now?

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isis2557 [2015-08-17 21:40:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god Jazz your gonna make me die from a nosebleed! *nosebleeds*

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isis2557 [2015-08-01 06:49:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god I wish he was realΒ  Β Β 

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tclego [2015-04-20 23:19:34 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious!

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marianagatto [2014-03-13 20:30:47 +0000 UTC]

I will have a nosebleed with your human version of Jazz .Β 
He is a hot man !!!

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Myrethy [2013-10-15 19:32:03 +0000 UTC]

Really, Jazz? Are you TRYING to cause mass female extinction through death-by-nosebleed?

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anubisgrl [2012-07-08 05:38:26 +0000 UTC]

....oh...mah.....gawd....

this..this is amazing...

and now Jazz is mah fav Autobot when in holo form XD

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Maxride1998 [2012-03-14 05:02:30 +0000 UTC]

Yo, Jazz... You can drive by my house any time! God that pic looks so cannon...

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moodswing2012 [2012-02-26 23:53:39 +0000 UTC]

i love it *drool*

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SkylerFarrier [2011-10-25 21:51:28 +0000 UTC]

DAYUM.

Just as TFP Knockout entices Autobot fans, Jazz is making me reconsider the Decepticons...

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Kimi-TF [2011-10-25 21:50:44 +0000 UTC]

YES!

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silver-maple-leaf [2011-09-25 20:44:39 +0000 UTC]

woof

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silverheart101 [2011-07-28 18:16:36 +0000 UTC]

sqeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ddthor [2010-11-16 03:43:36 +0000 UTC]

lol when I first saw the title I thought it was some fan art of that old movie of the same name, glad to see some autobot fan art

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LianisObsessiveMind [2010-09-30 22:32:47 +0000 UTC]

......

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RubyXRaven [2010-09-17 21:27:56 +0000 UTC]

He looks sexy!!!!!!!

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candlehat [2010-06-22 22:12:01 +0000 UTC]

He... HE'S HAWT!

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kyasbumblebee [2010-05-12 21:30:04 +0000 UTC]

*girl squeel* OMG Jazz I want u 2 be mine.

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-07-27 02:33:27 +0000 UTC]

-fan girl squeal then draws 2 long wooden swords out of nowhere, holding one out with devious grin- ..as do i....I SHALL FIGHT U FOR HIM!!

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-07-27 22:59:28 +0000 UTC]

Your On! -gets in a fighting stance- I trust no one holding a sword!!!! - pulls plastic stick out of pocket-

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-07-29 08:05:27 +0000 UTC]

-smirks deviously,shifting side to side on ball of toes-,,im ready to defende jazzy's honor!!!

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-07-29 17:24:53 +0000 UTC]

-Spins pipe around then pulls out boombox and plays some funky toons- Lets get it on!

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-07-30 05:43:29 +0000 UTC]

-grins excitedly with slightly sadistic glee at having another fight Over a fan obsession after so long,chuckling,voice dropping slightly- oh yes...let's..- lifts the sword in front of me up while keeping the one pointed behind me back as I charge forward with a loud whoop, quickly spinning and slashing down the raised sword while pulling up with the other one, like wayde Wilson/dead oil did in xmen origins wolverine..

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-07-30 18:20:19 +0000 UTC]

-blocks move with my own ninjaness- HYKEKE! -drops down into a low stance and drops a move on ya taking your feet out from you. before dashing away to a truck that appears out of nowhere- IRONHIDE!

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-02 02:06:27 +0000 UTC]

-lands on back with a grunted 'oof',lifting legs up slightly while planting hands on ground beside head, jumping/flipping to my feet,swords ready. glares at black topkick truck, shouting- 'HIDE, YA TRAITOR!! I TOLD YA TA STAY BACK AND LET US FIGHT!!! DON'T CARE IF PRIME TOLD YA TA COME TELL HER THAT YER HER NEW GUARDIAN OR NOT!!!!

- starts running in same direction, smirking at the fact that 'Bee also pulled up and started to blare the chorus of 'i need a hero' by Bonnie Clyde, Sam gaping at us and Mikaela snickering (between TF and TF2) at our actions. runs and makes a swing at u,barely missing both u and iornhide by a few inches, cursing under breath-..bloody frag..missed it..

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-02 17:01:53 +0000 UTC]

Ironhide: I am NOT a traitor!
Me: shut it Iron'! -moves in quickly, body slams you and pulls you to the ground, holds a blade two inches from your neck- Pinned, I win! Ironhide hold 'er! -gets off slowly and Ironhide holds cannon a foot from you-
Ironhide: any last words, movements, or comments?
Me: Hey, Bee.

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-03 21:40:43 +0000 UTC]

-sucks in a sharp breath as im body slammed to the ground, squeezing eyes shut instinctively. opens eyes to see the cannon a foot away form my face, huffing while dropping the blades in my hands,keeping my hands on the ground palm up as a sign of surrender. mutters darkly to self at Ironhide's question,looking away to the side where Irish red bangs cover eyes -

...slag..how am i gonna explain to ash i lost the duel?..she expected me to win just coz i did last time....only way out is to reveal my secret then split..not gonna be pretty if tha doc-bot finds out i show her adn 'hide..along with 'Bee, Sam and Mikalea..aw screw it..i need a vacation anyways..

-sighs heavily before suddenly clenching hands into fits, gold glittering swirls appear around them as i blast the ground beneath me, shooting backwards and getting to my feet. at the same time dark gold swirls gather behind me before fading to reveal falcon wings as the swirls at my hands change to gold fire. i lift my head, dark navy blue hair slipping over my shoulders, red bangs almost covering emerald eyes as i sigh, raising a hand to the small bruise on my side peaking out form under my shirt, healing it up as i speak with a tired, resigned tone-

...ya,ya,i know..im a freak with wings and blasting power and can heal myself and others..only reason i spilled the beans just now is coz i need a break..been working with tha doc-bot closely so he could try and find the reason behind me having my powers...making me feel like a slagging lab rat..even though he and Prime have kept the blasted government off my tail since they want to 'study' my powers..that's just a bloody excuse fer he-who-will-not-be-named (aka Galloway)to get some leverage over tha Autobots...

- i unclench my fists, the gold fire dying out as i flare out my wings, looking between u, ironhide, 'bee, Sam, and Mikalea before finishing. - so i figured revealing my secret to you 5 would cause enough ruckus for me to slip away for some time..hope yer not too upset..

-i look over at jazz who was still in holo looking amused, giving a strong beat with my wings and lifting up into the air as i shake my head at him- ..jus try not to let Ratch go berserk on them , alright Jazzy?..mainly since you walked in on Ratch testing my wings out after healing them from that sprain last week from a rafter falling on them when i was practicing my aiming in the shooting range.

-winces with sheepish look as Ironhide splutters out- [Ironhide] that..that was YOU?! and you tell me after i kicked the twins afts, thinking another prank of their's had backfired on them again!! - looks sheepish while lifting up a little higher - uh yah...they walked in as the rafter fell, hitting my wings and pinning me to the ground till i morphed them away..it was funny when they saw me and nearly had a spark attack, thinking whatever prank they pulled got me instead..i actually accidently destroyed it while practicing..

-quickly salute waves before diving down and grabbing twin wooden swords, sliding them into the scabbards on my back,next to the real sword scabbard. turns and flies out of range form ironhide, calling out- it was real fun sparing with ya! haven't had a worthy opponent in awhile! we should do this again sometime soon!

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-03 22:18:44 +0000 UTC]

-Eyes wide as I stare at you- I knew that Aft was trouble! -watches as you flee- you set the time and place! Ironhides a wimp and won't fight me!-holsters gun and grabs a hold a the black Autobot stuck in place-Lets go! Lennox'll be looking for us, Same goes for you four!-points at Bee, 'Kayla, Sam, and Jazz.- And Earth women arn't easy!

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-08 17:53:09 +0000 UTC]

-pauses mid flight flee and turns back with an indignant frown- HEY! I AM NOT TROUBLE!! - looks down sadly,shoulders dropping while lowering in the air some, voice soft - ..it's not my fault im being hunted by both the US Government and the 'Cons..well, the 'cons hunting me is, since i might have stumbled upon their base my accident a few months ago and trashed the place when they captured me..

- small wry smirk-..or at least tried to..scared the slag out of the Giant Dorito and the police cruiser Berry~cade though when i appeared out of no where from the shadows...which with how dark and gloomy the base is, there's A LOT..

-lifts head and looks at you squarely -..as for why Iron-butt wont fight u, it's coz Opt~ uh Prime made him your new guardian..over heard that as i snuck out of the base this morning..need time away from base..actually from tha Doc-bot's 'exams'..im not dying form my so called gifts and that's all i care about..don't want to know how or when i got them..i've gotten used to not remembering anything from 5 years ago, 2 years before the bots came here to Earth (can this be set between TF and TF2 and thus the year be '08?)..

-looks thoughtful before smirking devilishly- as for time and place..out front the base's main hanger..11 hundred hours (11 am)3 days from now..coz i know that either the doc himself or 'Sides will come after me in a few hours..

-looks upset and resigned about some rejection for a moment before plastering on weak fake smile-..coz it's not like Opt~..Big Guy himself would come after me..even if he IS my temporary guardian until he assigns me another one..

-turns away slowly while rising back up in the air some, muttering -..even though i dont WANT another one..but im not about to announce im crush'n on the boss-bot..bein a freak enough as it is..

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-08 19:06:27 +0000 UTC]

me: I wasnt calling you trouble! -splays a hand towards you- I was talking about that JackAft Galloway.
-Looks at you and cocks head, a light look on my face- Dude ow. -nods in agreement- The big Dorito does get scared easy, he's been around Megy too long -giggles at Stars expense- Im not surprised by thier base, the cons are tall dark and ugly!
I'll have to talk to ratchy next time he looks at my Allspark burns. He's persistant about that. He is CMO after all!
-wolf whistles- Damn, You gotta crush on Optimus Prime himself?! Not that I can diss, Iron's all I want. And you are NOT a freak. If anyones a freak its me! Ironhide'll vouch for me!
I'll see you there! The fight!

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-08 22:54:51 +0000 UTC]

-i stop and spin around 2 face you wide eyed, shocked you heard my muttered comment about my feelings towards Prime, cheeks and ears flushing red in a blush. I drop down to the ground, wings curling around me slightly in a self conscious action, my cheeks still red as i avoid anyone's eye contact, feeling the shocked and surprised looks at me from your mention of my comment. I fidget nervously before speaking up-

...no..i am the one's who's a freak..i dont remember anything before 5 years ago..but i DO know that my wings and ability to heal myself and others along with the dark gold blasting power IS NOT natural..i wasn't born like this......i think..

- i lift my head and look at you warily yet determinedly as i slowly nod - ..yes, i..guess i'll see you at the fight in 3 days..that should be how long it will take to sneak out front after Ratch gets a hold of me in a few hours, like he always seems to..

- i look suddenly nervous as i lift up into the air and hover for a moment before speaking shyly-..can..can you not..say anything?..to Op~ Prime, i mean?...i'd..like to tell him myself....if i ever get the courage to..

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-09 03:04:40 +0000 UTC]

-i look at you slightly surprised and blink a few times in shock as you shoo Ironhide off before facing me again. i snap out of my shock and slowly drop down in front of you a ways back respectfully, looking at you curiously - ....ya know..i kinda expected there was something different about you..aside form tha fact ya didn't scream girlishly when i blasted backwards out of reach from 'hide like Sammy did, that is...

- i look down at the ground, left hand gripping my right at the elbow in front of me self consciously,wings dropping and curving around my shoulders like a blanket, voice going quiet -..and thanks..bout promise'n not to tell Opt`..um Prime about, you-know-what..as well as make'n sure 'Hide doesn't either..

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-23 20:10:08 +0000 UTC]

-runs hand through hair- When you've been with the bots as long as I have, you don't get freaked out as easy.
-smiles like a dork- you can call Prime by Optimus, trust me he doesn't mind! Then again you can call him by anything and he wont react to it! when I got stoned once I called him Opy-baby! He looked at me and smiled, but he didn't do anything.
-looks in the direction in which Ironhide fled- Do you ever get the feeling that when ever your around him that you might just fall apart? I mean, when your around Optimus?

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-24 01:24:14 +0000 UTC]

-blinks surprised at the name part before getting far away look in eyes at the last 2 questions, a small dreamy expression on face while lost in thought, muttering out loud to self -....all the time...and when im not with him, i miss him ta the point it physically hurts..but not like it does when im with him, knowing he has no idea how much i love him and yet can't be with him....but i can't help but want to be with him, no matter how much it pains me..i crave his attention that much.. whither its just simply a glance or more than that..

-snaps out of it and notices your stare, blushing red when i realize i spoke out loud, but unaware about slip up,curling wins about my shoulders self consciously a bit more, mentally cursing genetics for my Irish red hair, and by default my brighter blushes.- ..umm..this is awkward..

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-24 13:45:06 +0000 UTC]

-waves hand dissmissivly- Don't worry about it! What you just said was how i felt about 'Hide. I mean I would perposly get in trouble just to get his attention.
-tips head to the side- but still, Optimus is a great guy. And if you saw the looks he gives you when he thinks no ones looking, you be surprised to notice that he has a thing for you. Heck Sideswipe's been my spy and he tells me stuff and the kind of stuff Optimus does when none of us are aroung would surprise even the smallest of children.
-slaps self in the back of the head for my stupidity- we never really got a proper introduction!
-smiles again, holding out hand in a friendly way- Name's Allison, Allison Aroww.

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-25 01:21:06 +0000 UTC]

- blinks a few times in disbelief about the parts bout Optimus also stealing glances when he thought no one was looking, blushing redder while failing at hide the goofy grin on my face. i snap out of it and smile politely walking forward a few steps till i was in front of u and reach out, gently yet firmly shaking your hand- nice ta meet ya Allison..im Aubreianna Martin, but most call me Aubrei...even fewer call me by tha nick name 'Anna..

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-25 01:34:31 +0000 UTC]

Nice to meet ya Aubrei! -blinks when watch starts wooping- What! -looks down- Oh, yeah follow me, Sideswipe's got something I think you might want to see.

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-25 04:22:22 +0000 UTC]

(sry 4 late hour of this)

-looks uncertainly but i morph my wings away with a gold shimmer and walks over to pick up my 2 wooden training swords, sliding them into the sheaths strapped to my back,turning to face u while picking up a canvas bag nearby, pulling a dark blue, nearly purple newsboy cap out, blushing red when the light reflects off the slightly shimmery dark scarlet flame decals along the right side-....i get bored sometimes in the med bay between tests....and when im bored, i make things...i just happened to be wearing this when it hit me...

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-25 14:07:50 +0000 UTC]

(NOTE SENT)

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-25 14:14:57 +0000 UTC]

ya did?..huh, not showing up on my end..mind re sending please?...sometimes a note or 2 has be re sent to me...its the way my laptop's internet network is hooked up..its odd because its the one my father hooked up for the whole family to use..has pretty good service radius..then again it IS in his home office...point is, sometimes i have to ask fer people to resend coz something didn't go through all the way every now and then... thanks for replying tho!

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-25 15:02:13 +0000 UTC]

will do!

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-09 02:24:27 +0000 UTC]

-watches you- Dude, I'm almost a freaking robot! I can generate guns from my hands! For Primus sakes I'm a threat to the government! Thank gosh Galloway hasn't come onto me yet!
-turns to Ironhide- Get!
Ironhide: Why?
Me: GO. NOW!
-ironhide transforms and moves out- AND DON'T TALK TO OPTIMUS OR I'LL LEAVE YOU TO THE FISHES! AND PIN RATCH TO A MEDICAL BERTH WILL YA!

I wont tell Optimus, Scouts honor!

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-23 18:58:39 +0000 UTC]

eh,sry bout the last reply...reading over it now, i see that i got a bit carried away..
i tend to do that with anything to do with TF on occasion...

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-23 20:13:29 +0000 UTC]

What ever do you mean? I love doing stuff like this its fun! My friends want to gag me and shove me in a closet when I talk about Transformers! This is the most fun I've had since I was 13! I love it when I getn to talk through my charcter! Your a really cool person!

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-24 01:09:24 +0000 UTC]

aww! thanks!...i go through the same thing..only for me, my BF is just standing by chuckling and my bff-who-is-almost-my-surogate-sister is also thrown into the closet!!!.... ...uh..since ya said ya had fun doing the little rp-getting into character thing of sorts....do ya perhaps want to finish it via comments on either of our profiles or via note?...i could copy it all to a word doc then PM it to ya if ya want!

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-24 13:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Well, lets do it in note. That or we could e-mail if you want.
But yeah, lets do it in note.

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gealic-huntress1811 In reply to kyasbumblebee [2011-08-25 01:23:08 +0000 UTC]

cool!i'll re send my last reply ( just sent it after doing college math hw) in note!

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kyasbumblebee In reply to gealic-huntress1811 [2011-08-25 01:29:20 +0000 UTC]

sweet!

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NotWolverine [2009-10-11 03:59:42 +0000 UTC]

that title, can it be?
Is it?
IT IS!
IT IS A REFERENCE TO THE MOVIE EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY, ISN'T IT?!
Love that movie, Julie brown is EPIC!

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