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catvan0w0 [2019-08-07 01:58:41 +0000 UTC]
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I’m doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black.
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song
Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I’m havin sex with your mother
That makes me better than you.
I’m havin sex with your mother
That makes me better than you.
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Source: Musixmatch
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Germanantasma [2015-08-23 23:33:12 +0000 UTC]
Oh god, GIR's face.
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Invader-Cookie [2013-12-15 04:09:42 +0000 UTC]
Fucking GIR XD Zim gets all dah ladies! But he accepts the "men" ;3
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Tallest-Ariva In reply to Invader-Cookie [2013-12-15 05:26:19 +0000 UTC]
Of course, GIR loves dem men. I was gonna have more guys in this, like Skoodge, Keef, and the Tallest, but I was getting lazy so I didn't.
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Annaley [2012-08-11 06:36:30 +0000 UTC]
LOL Gir
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Testsubject276 [2012-07-03 09:06:15 +0000 UTC]
How nice... I said go home!
Dib: walks away
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Tallest-Ariva In reply to Rocky-da-kitteh [2012-06-28 11:20:03 +0000 UTC]
You and me both... ugh, I don't even know what dark pit of my mind she came from.
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Oakberries [2012-06-27 15:05:25 +0000 UTC]
Wait, why is GIR-what happened to-the coat-Rebecca said-
I can't think of anything to say about this. So instead I'll just say...
BANANABREADDRUG werthddryhnvsassfgjjnbfvhyfvbbnhb....
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Tallest-Ariva In reply to Oakberries [2012-06-27 15:45:00 +0000 UTC]
GIR got rid of the coat in favor of leather and whatnot, he finds that Zim likes that much more.
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Oakberries In reply to Tallest-Ariva [2012-08-11 02:36:19 +0000 UTC]
OhohohohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohojhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohigohohogohohohohohogohhohohohihihohohohohohihoWAFFLES!!
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bearhug101 [2012-06-04 19:20:57 +0000 UTC]
is the irken on the florrin the bottom right Invader Mar?
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InvaderAmi [2012-05-13 01:32:50 +0000 UTC]
Omg my bby's there
GOOD JOB K
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blessinglong2 [2012-05-12 22:08:01 +0000 UTC]
Flagged as Spam
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Tallest-Ariva In reply to blessinglong2 [2012-05-12 23:13:52 +0000 UTC]
No thanks, I don't know you. I hardly even e-mail people I actually know. This site isn't a place to pass around e-mail information, go to Facebook or MyYearbook if you want to do that.
Thanks for the offer, though.
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BigBro18 [2012-05-12 19:27:14 +0000 UTC]
I scared...
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BigBro18 In reply to Tallest-Ariva [2012-05-12 19:47:14 +0000 UTC]
Don't forget Dwicky. Why? Because.
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Tallest-Ariva In reply to BigBro18 [2012-05-12 19:51:43 +0000 UTC]
Dwicky? AH DANG HOW COULD I FORGET HIM? Or Sizz-lorr, for that matter. I was gonna add the Tallest, but I forgot. Oh well, I still like it.
...THAT NAKED IRKEN CHICK IS STILL CREEPIN' ME OUT THOUGH.
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BigBro18 In reply to Tallest-Ariva [2012-05-12 22:10:34 +0000 UTC]
She wants to copulate with you. And the offspring will BE TERRIBLE! Or she wants to eat your soul, I dunno.
By the way, where did she even come from?
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