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Name: Hammy
Gender: Male
Age: 5 years old
Orientation: heterosexual
Breed: Mutt
Status: Unaltered
Height: 6"
Weight: 8 pounds
Build: Short and squishy, yet bony from lack of food
Region: Drifter
Faction: Junkyard
Job: Soprano
Rank: Knight
Canidale Points: 846
Family: N/A
Parents: -
Siblings: -
Other: -
Mate: -
Offspring: -
Personality:
Insane
Hammy probably doesn't understand what's going on at any given time. He's doesn't seem to know how to properly modulate his voice or communicate with people accurately. Hammy has a spit personality, and a dull mind.
Ham-Ham
Ham-ham is very hard to communicate with. Ham-Ham always emphasizes the last word of every sentence. Each day after waking up, Ham-Ham sits quietly while he waits for a word to "click" in his head (be it something he heard someone say or a word he thought of) and he will scream this word randomly throughout the day. Ham-Ham likes to sing. Ham-Ham is a terrible singer. Ham-Ham is very nice and he will always try to give you things even if you don't want them. If you ignore his generosity, Ham-Ham with "stop" for any given amount of time before "rebooting" and finding something else to do. Ham-Ham will also stop if you don't call him Hammy. Ham-Ham will scratch himself even if he's not itchy. Ham-Ham never runs and only lays down to go to sleep. Ham-Ham always finds little knickknacks to carry around and wear on his body and if you try to take them, he will scream. Ham-Ham needs help. Ham-Ham will repeat what you say, but poorly. Ham-Ham grunts frequently. Ham-Ham starts most (if not all) his sentences with "Ham-Ham". Ham-Ham wants to be your friend.
Hamilton
Hamilton is a suave, smooth spoken canine who only speaks one language: the language of love. Despite his looks, and counter part Ham-Ham, Hamilton is quite urbane and mild-mannered. Hamilton is nearly always calm, cool, and collected, though there are times when "Ham-Ham" will surface and he won't notice (but you will notice, 100%, it's hilarious). It's notable that he often uses outdated terms, though they're all the better to swoon you with. Hamilton will only call people by pet names like "sweetheart", "Daddy-O", and "baby doll". Among other things, unlike Ham-Ham, Hamilton is a phenomenal singer, and a crooner in particular. All in all, just a real swingin' babe.
Pre-Group History:
This little monstrosity is a perfect example of irresponsible breeding. Hammy's breeders were always mixing dogs together in the worst of ways to get pups that they could sell for high prices. Some of the puppies in Hammy's litter were as cute as could be, but then there were those like him that were practically unsalable. All the pups that weren't sold within a year were dumped wherever the dastardly breeders could chuck them, and most died off due to neglect and their inability to function properly mentally and/or physically. Despite all that, Hammy rose above the odds and found a place in the junkyard where he could be a part of society. He might be crazy, but he was happy and proud... not that you could tell...
Currency Log:
DoC|Hammy currency Log
HAMMY
CP Level: 846
Current kibble amount: 642
Unsold Items:
Group History
+2 Kibble for joining
+1 welcome Ham-Ham
+2 DOC collab
+1 Dun tash Ham-Ham NNO
+1 Hammy Stats
Total: 7
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CP Log
+5CP BONUS
+15CP DoC Badges
+68CP
Other:
Items:
-Red bandanna
-Silver Medal (5% Chance increase of items found during Scavenging)
-Bronze Medal (5% Chance increase of items found during Exploration)
-Paint
PLOTS
Hammy is only open to plotted RPs, because he's such an awkward character to come into contact with, anything could happen with him, so there needs to be structure with his RPs
here are a few suggestions, but you're welcome to note me with your own idea for an rp (or collab)
"NnGH, heh... hehe WORD!"
Uh-oh, looks like you gave little Ham-Ham his word of the day. Have fun dealing with that for the next 10 hours...
"Ham-Ham is uh-oh STUCK"
Looks like Hammy got himself trapped somewhere... again. Please help him.
"Nhn-hnnNNG, you, you TAKE. YeheRGs Ham-Ham give to you take GOOD!"
Look! Hamboy wants you to have his favorite... piece of trash... great. And he won't take no for an answer. Fantastic.
"ASLKDHASLFGDJFKSA!"
Ham-Ham is upset. You've upset him. What did you do. Make it stop.
"Hey there, Babydoll~"
Looks like Hammy's brain finally snapped back into place... I think. Anyway, looks like Hamilton has come out to play, so that's great.