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Published: 2017-07-28 06:40:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1746; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 5
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Name: Hammy

Gender: Male

Age: 5 years old

Orientation: heterosexual


Breed: Mutt

Status: Unaltered 

Height: 6"

Weight: 8 pounds

Build: Short and squishy, yet bony from lack of food


Region: Drifter

Faction: Junkyard

Job: Soprano 

Rank: Knight

Canidale Points: 846


Family: N/A

        Parents: -

        Siblings: -

        Other: -

        

        Mate: -

        Offspring: -

 

Personality: 

Insane

Hammy probably doesn't understand what's going on at any given time. He's doesn't seem to know how to properly modulate his voice or communicate with people accurately. Hammy has a spit personality, and a dull mind.


Ham-Ham

Ham-ham is very hard to communicate with. Ham-Ham always emphasizes the last word of every sentence. Each day after waking up, Ham-Ham sits quietly while he waits for a word to "click" in his head (be it something he heard someone say or a word he thought of) and he will scream this word randomly throughout the day. Ham-Ham likes to sing. Ham-Ham is a terrible singer. Ham-Ham is very nice and he will always try to give you things even if you don't want them. If you ignore his generosity, Ham-Ham with "stop" for any given amount of time before "rebooting" and finding something else to do. Ham-Ham will also stop if you don't call him Hammy. Ham-Ham will scratch himself even if he's not itchy. Ham-Ham never runs and only lays down to go to sleep. Ham-Ham always finds little knickknacks to carry around and wear on his body and if you try to take them, he will scream. Ham-Ham needs help. Ham-Ham will repeat what you say, but poorly. Ham-Ham grunts frequently. Ham-Ham starts most (if not all) his sentences with "Ham-Ham". Ham-Ham wants to be your friend.


Hamilton

Hamilton is a suave, smooth spoken canine who only speaks one language: the language of love. Despite his looks, and counter part Ham-Ham, Hamilton is quite urbane and mild-mannered. Hamilton is nearly always calm, cool, and collected, though there are times when "Ham-Ham" will surface and he won't notice (but you will notice, 100%, it's hilarious). It's notable that he often uses outdated terms, though they're all the better to swoon you with. Hamilton will only call people by pet names like "sweetheart", "Daddy-O", and "baby doll". Among other things, unlike Ham-Ham, Hamilton is a phenomenal singer, and a crooner in particular. All in all, just a real swingin' babe. 


Pre-Group History: 

This little monstrosity is a perfect example of irresponsible breeding. Hammy's breeders were always mixing dogs together in the worst of ways to get pups that they could sell for high prices. Some of the puppies in Hammy's litter were as cute as could be, but then there were those like him that were practically unsalable. All the pups that weren't sold within a year were dumped wherever the dastardly breeders could chuck them, and most died off due to neglect and their inability to function properly mentally and/or physically. Despite all that, Hammy rose above the odds and found a place in the junkyard where he could be a part of society. He might be crazy, but he was happy and proud... not that you could tell...


Currency Log:

DoC|Hammy currency Log
HAMMY

CP Level: 846
Current kibble amount: 642
Unsold Items: 

Group History
+2 Kibble for joining 
+1 welcome Ham-Ham
+2 DOC collab
+1 Dun tash Ham-Ham NNO
+1 Hammy Stats
Total: 7
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CP Log

+5CP BONUS

+15CP DoC Badges

+68CP 

 

Other:


Items:
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Red bandanna 
-Silver Medal (5% Chance increase of items found during Scavenging)
-Bronze Medal (5% Chance increase of items found during Exploration)
-Paint

PLOTS


Hammy is only open to plotted RPs, because he's such an awkward character to come into contact with, anything could happen with him, so there needs to be structure with his RPs

here are a few suggestions, but you're welcome to note me with your own idea for an rp (or collab)


"NnGH, heh... hehe WORD!"


Uh-oh, looks like you gave little Ham-Ham his word of the day. Have fun dealing with that for the next 10 hours...



"Ham-Ham is uh-oh STUCK"


Looks like Hammy got himself trapped somewhere... again. Please help him. 



"Nhn-hnnNNG, you, you TAKE. YeheRGs Ham-Ham give to you take GOOD!"


Look! Hamboy wants you to have his favorite... piece of trash... great. And he won't take no for an answer. Fantastic.



"ASLKDHASLFGDJFKSA!"


Ham-Ham is upset. You've upset him. What did you do. Make it stop.


"Hey there, Babydoll~"


Looks like Hammy's brain finally snapped back into place... I think. Anyway, looks like Hamilton has come out to play, so that's great.


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Comments: 34

Scribbleloupe [2019-07-30 10:04:03 +0000 UTC]

What a legend! 😂

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to Scribbleloupe [2019-08-16 13:29:22 +0000 UTC]

A true icon

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Tougal [2019-05-17 20:34:25 +0000 UTC]

How will I ever be able to shower Hammy with the love he deserves-

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Tougal In reply to Tougal [2019-05-21 17:03:03 +0000 UTC]

I will try until the day i perish

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to Tougal [2019-05-21 16:57:50 +0000 UTC]

You can only try...

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AllyWay2019 [2018-07-07 05:33:22 +0000 UTC]

I can not express how much Hammy looks and acts just like my old dog :'3

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to AllyWay2019 [2018-07-07 10:45:21 +0000 UTC]

if only I were to be blessed with such a glorious canine...

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TechnoSchnauzer [2018-02-26 17:05:28 +0000 UTC]

We need Ham-Ham Hypo pups

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to TechnoSchnauzer [2018-02-26 18:22:22 +0000 UTC]

then they shall be provided 

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TechnoSchnauzer In reply to TaskmasterTChalla [2018-02-26 19:19:23 +0000 UTC]

bless you, generous soul

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EternallyDrunkSmurf [2018-02-14 00:15:44 +0000 UTC]

I absolutely love this character. He's my favorite thing.

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to EternallyDrunkSmurf [2018-02-14 04:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Rightfully so

Those who do not choose Hammy over all else are yet to bask in the light of his eternal glory

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PenguLePenguin [2017-10-15 06:09:05 +0000 UTC]

Omg I love him

*waits to see if she gets into the group* 😅 Shhh

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to PenguLePenguin [2017-10-15 06:51:33 +0000 UTC]

hammy is the epitome of perfection

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PenguLePenguin In reply to TaskmasterTChalla [2017-10-15 17:06:28 +0000 UTC]

Hammy is love
Hammy is life

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to PenguLePenguin [2017-10-16 06:23:36 +0000 UTC]

you don't hafta tell me twice.

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PenguLePenguin In reply to TaskmasterTChalla [2017-10-16 14:18:18 +0000 UTC]

=v=

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baby--eight [2017-10-14 08:26:56 +0000 UTC]

...I think this application alone is enough to convince me to join this group.

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to baby--eight [2017-10-14 13:22:21 +0000 UTC]

fantastic

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hovnds [2017-08-03 01:06:21 +0000 UTC]

HE SHOULD MEET CARDIGAN
imagine the poor pup trying to comfort him and counsel him
"are you okay?"
"do you need a vet?"
"are you lost?"

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to hovnds [2017-08-03 05:16:05 +0000 UTC]

that would be very cute
he needs nice people in his life to keep him alive

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ssivo [2017-08-02 15:51:26 +0000 UTC]

I look at this

and I just think 
why

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to ssivo [2017-08-02 18:22:23 +0000 UTC]

when you should be thinking yes

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ssivo In reply to TaskmasterTChalla [2017-08-02 18:29:48 +0000 UTC]

"Ham-Ham needs help." I could not agree more omg

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to ssivo [2017-08-02 18:43:04 +0000 UTC]

He survives off the pity of others.

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ssivo In reply to TaskmasterTChalla [2017-08-02 18:58:35 +0000 UTC]

I relate so much to him right now

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theNondescriptNinja [2017-08-02 14:56:20 +0000 UTC]

*whispers*
... Is it okay?
Does it have rabies...? 
Should I be concerned...?

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to theNondescriptNinja [2017-08-02 18:50:59 +0000 UTC]

HAM-HAM

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theNondescriptNinja In reply to TaskmasterTChalla [2017-08-03 10:18:09 +0000 UTC]

That's it.
I'm calling animal control!
XD

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Lady-Aurelia [2017-07-28 09:37:00 +0000 UTC]

Jfc I found my new favorite character in anything ever.
thank u.
bless u.

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to Lady-Aurelia [2017-07-28 15:26:31 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome
I'm proud of myself 
I fear my greatest work is behind me

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glqrious-gone [2017-07-28 06:49:12 +0000 UTC]

omg

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TaskmasterTChalla In reply to glqrious-gone [2017-07-28 07:27:43 +0000 UTC]

I love him

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glqrious-gone In reply to TaskmasterTChalla [2017-07-28 08:00:38 +0000 UTC]

you should

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