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Tell the humans the truth? Well, I am afraid that won't work. See, the eldar have lied to the humans so long that when they finally speak the truth the humans is still going to think its a lie and would probably do the complete opposite just to spite them.
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Plus the Imperium doesnt trust xenos in general
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And with good reason seeing what they are up against on a galactic scale warzoneΒ
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The Imperium has its flaws, but its still our people (not literally but you get the idea.)
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Got to take care of our own.
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Amen. Human Nationalism
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This is just called humanism and it's a pretty old and well developed philosophy.
The Emperor was a humanist by virtue of his secular, rational, ethical outlook that put humanity and its collective good as his main priority.
In today's age globalism is more humanist than any nationalism.
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you've been talking to kryptman havent you
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More like the stupid boy who cried "wolf, wolf!" in the night so often that when an actual wolf came no one believed him.
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right. im off to see the great green grandad, he's invited me over to tea with kahn and the deceiver.
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you know if they did tell the humans the truth it may have worked out better for them in the end, but they never will in the end, why do eldar prefer riddles instead giving straight ansers?
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*Lelith appears behind farseer*
Lelith: oooooh my you seem uptight, tell you what darling, how about i take you back to my place and help you... unwind~
*portal opens again as a thunder pan smacks lelith over the head and a black templar steps out*
Hans: apologies for the interruption filthy xenos scum, but i need to drag this xenos thot back to the eternal crusader for brutal asswhopping, we shall butcher your foul craftworld at a later date. Toodles.
*portal closes behind the unconscious hesperax as the eldar are left wondering what the fuck just happened.*
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Grimaldus: "You got her?"
Hans: "I got her alright. Now where is the poor Warpspider she stole this teleporter from? He'll prolly want it back."
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*Chaotic laughter*
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."
"FOR SLANESH!"
*wet slapping noises*
off in the distance
"WAAAAAARGH."
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Diomedes: And then she said, "Oh no. I'm not going to tell you how to stop this calamity that is threatening us both."
Vance Stubbs: Sigh... Tell me about it.
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It was Gabriel in that bit.
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seriously... i'd just be like "yeah, there are murder robots under your feet, remove them or we remove you. take your pick" and then that threat gets a human military response. which will hopefully wake up the necrons. and then more human forces will jump in an wipe them out with weight of numbers
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Tamiriel: And you wonder why humanity tries to kill us, anyways I'm going to flatly tell them point them to the region, and if they are so stupid as to keep poking the bear to borrow one of their terms, then they deserve what comes
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You've grown quite fond of this meme, I see. xD
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we're the eldar we don't know the meaning of truth
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And that is why there is a warp tumor that is actively your souls xeno scum
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