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alternate speech bubble: Svindle said zhese scissors can cut zhrough anyzhing... vant to help me test zhem out~?

So.... Blitzwing can't be a high-ranking Decepticon for no reason, right? so in my little TFA human head-canon (that's still under works, mind you), the Blitzwing brothers are all pretty high-ranking... Icy because of his war-planning strategies, mechanical/chemical (cold/ice based) knowledge, and basic overall intelligence (that, and he's probably been around longer), Hothead's high-ranking cuz he's that badass (and he's probably really good with tanks and weapons and fighting and fire.... yaaaay fire~)...

This leaves us with Random....

Now, in the show, we see he uses both ice and fire attacks... and he falls from the sky laughing... indeed.. I made him pretty knowledgeable in mechanics and chemicals to know what NOT to mess with when he tinkers with his brothers' things. But the one thing he DOES excell in (asides from electric guitar) is anatomy/biology, better than Oil Slick and Hook COMBINED. Which is probably why he's usually stuck with the task of keeping 'inventory' at the morgue of theirs, aka salvaging any organ/tissue from dead bodies so they can use in case of emergency (oh, Shrapnel needs a new kidney? No problem! An Autobot prisoner just died! take his!). He also helps out Hook in the medbay, when a Decepticon comes in with an unusual injury (example: complex fracture). to which he'll take a prisoner, replicate the injury found on the Decepticon soldier onto the Autobot prisoner (giving him a similar complex fracture), and see how they can fix it...

Then there are times where they REALLY need a CERTAIN organ that's a CERTAIN blood type... and if that CERTAIN person has it, and has pissed him off recently, he's gonna vivosectify the unlucky soul...

for those of you who don't know, vivosectify=dissecting while the specimen is still alive....

Random Blitzwing's definition of vivosecticy= dissecting while the specimen is still alive... and fully conscious...

but no worries, if it's a female that has the CERTAIN organ/blood type, he'll kill them first (he hates when women scream... it hurts his ears) and spare them the horror of watching as he pulls out their gallbladder like it's just another chore for him (which it probably is).

So there's one reason not to piss off Random... Remember, children, piss off Random Blitzwing, he'll either 'vivosectify' you (according to his standards), maim you in some horrible way with an unusual object (scissors are his personal fave), or he'll go all Jigsaw on you and put you in a little death-trap similar to the spike trap from Saw 4 here [link] (mostly done to a pair of two autobots to see what they'll do...)

Random wasn't always this crazy... Yes, he was crazy, but not THIS crazy... he was your average punk rocker/society-hater/anarchy-spreader along with his BFF Octane. Octane was killed during one of the early battles, which made something snap in the kid...

Now let's talk about the scene up here... In case you didn't know, that's Bumblebee up there, getting marked up like some type of ragdoll. These two have a... complicated relationship. This scene takes place earlier in the war. Bumblebee doesn't remember this happening due to amnesia, though he still has nightmares about it. After 'Transform and Roll Out', which I haven't even touched upon for the human AU, whenever they bump into each other, Random will always huggle him/do something cutesy before they fight. At times Random wants to hug the ever-living daylights out of him, other times, he wants to take Blackarachnia's hair straightener and burn his fingers with it... Other times, he wants to kill him with a pair of scissors...

Oh yeah... it's complicated...

... this is one of the longest descriptions I have ever written...

REFERENCES~~~
[link] kinda slashy...
[link] kinda mature :/

Description
alternate speech bubble: Svindle said zhese scissors can cut zhrough anyzhing... vant to help me test zhem out~?

So.... Blitzwing can't be a high-ranking Decepticon for no reason, right? so in my little TFA human head-canon (that's still under works, mind you), the Blitzwing brothers are all pretty high-ranking... Icy because of his war-planning strategies, mechanical/chemical (cold/ice based) knowledge, and basic overall intelligence (that, and he's probably been around longer), Hothead's high-ranking cuz he's that badass (and he's probably really good with tanks and weapons and fighting and fire.... yaaaay fire~)...

This leaves us with Random....

Now, in the show, we see he uses both ice and fire attacks... and he falls from the sky laughing... indeed.. I made him pretty knowledgeable in mechanics and chemicals to know what NOT to mess with when he tinkers with his brothers' things. But the one thing he DOES excell in (asides from electric guitar) is anatomy/biology, better than Oil Slick and Hook COMBINED. Which is probably why he's usually stuck with the task of keeping 'inventory' at the morgue of theirs, aka salvaging any organ/tissue from dead bodies so they can use in case of emergency (oh, Shrapnel needs a new kidney? No problem! An Autobot prisoner just died! take his!). He also helps out Hook in the medbay, when a Decepticon comes in with an unusual injury (example: complex fracture). to which he'll take a prisoner, replicate the injury found on the Decepticon soldier onto the Autobot prisoner (giving him a similar complex fracture), and see how they can fix it...

Then there are times where they REALLY need a CERTAIN organ that's a CERTAIN blood type... and if that CERTAIN person has it, and has pissed him off recently, he's gonna vivosectify the unlucky soul...

for those of you who don't know, vivosectify=dissecting while the specimen is still alive....

Random Blitzwing's definition of vivosecticy= dissecting while the specimen is still alive... and fully conscious...

but no worries, if it's a female that has the CERTAIN organ/blood type, he'll kill them first (he hates when women scream... it hurts his ears) and spare them the horror of watching as he pulls out their gallbladder like it's just another chore for him (which it probably is).

So there's one reason not to piss off Random... Remember, children, piss off Random Blitzwing, he'll either 'vivosectify' you (according to his standards), maim you in some horrible way with an unusual object (scissors are his personal fave), or he'll go all Jigsaw on you and put you in a little death-trap similar to the spike trap from Saw 4 here [link] (mostly done to a pair of two autobots to see what they'll do...)

Random wasn't always this crazy... Yes, he was crazy, but not THIS crazy... he was your average punk rocker/society-hater/anarchy-spreader along with his BFF Octane. Octane was killed during one of the early battles, which made something snap in the kid...

Now let's talk about the scene up here... In case you didn't know, that's Bumblebee up there, getting marked up like some type of ragdoll. These two have a... complicated relationship. This scene takes place earlier in the war. Bumblebee doesn't remember this happening due to amnesia, though he still has nightmares about it. After 'Transform and Roll Out', which I haven't even touched upon for the human AU, whenever they bump into each other, Random will always huggle him/do something cutesy before they fight. At times Random wants to hug the ever-living daylights out of him, other times, he wants to take Blackarachnia's hair straightener and burn his fingers with it... Other times, he wants to kill him with a pair of scissors...

Oh yeah... it's complicated...

... this is one of the longest descriptions I have ever written...

REFERENCES~~~
[link] kinda slashy...
[link] kinda mature :/