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For J'nette, the Queen of the frickin' UNIVERSE, the whole world is her soap opera. She always finds something to talk about around the water cooler on Monday. As long as the potato chip supply is a-pleanty, she's all set for an unset-amount-of-time's binge.

Now would be a good time to mention that J'nette doesn't have legs: She pulled them off and harvested them for bread. She can grow them back if she wanted to (like a salamander ), but what's the point in having legs when you can naturally float around mid-air? Be happy Todd doesn't mind.

Description
For J'nette, the Queen of the frickin' UNIVERSE, the whole world is her soap opera. She always finds something to talk about around the water cooler on Monday. As long as the potato chip supply is a-pleanty, she's all set for an unset-amount-of-time's binge.

Now would be a good time to mention that J'nette doesn't have legs: She pulled them off and harvested them for bread. She can grow them back if she wanted to (like a salamander ), but what's the point in having legs when you can naturally float around mid-air? Be happy Todd doesn't mind.