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So yes, this is my August wallpaper.Yes, this is Christian Bale.
In a striking Armani suit.
IZNT HEE SEW HAWTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?@@?@?!?!???!!!
~nirvanaXx and I found this ad today while we were totally fangirling over Batman and Christian Bale. [link]
Can you say "sexy"? I mean...WHILLAKERS! This ad makes me think "If I had enough money, I would buy all Armani clothes, because Christian Bale wears Armani." Which is what it's supposed to do. And I usually don't go for these franchise things and celebrity endorsements (because normally I don't like the celebrities they choose to endorse their products. And their products are normally slutty. Have you SEEN the Candies ads featuring Hayden Panettiere? Make me want to toss my cookies.) but I mean come on. It's Christian Fucking Bale for Pete's sake. Give him a *squee*.
*NOTE* I know that the last...four or so deviations I've posted have been fanart. Christian Bale fanart actually. So I promise that this will be the last for a while.
...
At least until September comes and I need a new wallpaper.
*EDIT*
I don't know how many of you ever noticed this, but I did while I was watching TDK for the third time yesterday. (I told you I was a fangirl...
) Christian Bale's lips kind of look like the Bat signal. Am I right? Or am I just crazy? 
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sounds like a plan. *joins in*
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jajaja, good, but he is not Christian Bale, is Bruce Wayne,
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This is gorgeous, but so is anything with the beautiful, brooding hotness that is Christian Bale. I love him so much. 50% because he plays the greatest DC comics character eve (Batman pwns everyone), 50% because he is so ridiculously sexy.
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Oh yes. OH yes yes yes yes yes. Can hardly wait for Terminator Salvation and Public Enemies. Thanks so much!
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OH YES.
I got "The Dark Knight" 2-disc Special Edition WITH DIGITAL COPY so now I have it on my iPod. Santa was clearly not thinking straight when he gave me that
haha but thanks -- and thanks for the 
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Ahhhh.... *daydreams* *drools*
Oh, sorry.
I was lucky enough to see a Bale Armani ad here in Tokyo... I went crazy on the street. Started to take pictures and everything. XD
I love Christian to death.
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I....know...
It's okay haha. Trust me: I UNDERSTAND! *gazes at Christian Wallpaper*
AH! Not fair! I haven't seen any of them here -- my friend and I spent hours looking for it online. The first time we saw it was on the TDK website. We've seen plenty of other Armani ads, but none of him. 
But I would have done the same thing. Probably start screaming and pointing and jumping up and down and cursing myself for never having a camera with me. 
meeeeeee toooooooooooooooooo...
All of my friends have been giving me shit over the whole "family abuse" thing. Which was blown SO out of proportion -- I don't think yelling and pushing past someone compares as abuse. But I'm the only one who read the news articles, so everyone just thinks he's a "mamma mauler" as my friend so politely put it.
I schtill luffs him.
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I want to marry this man.
Is it allowed to have a 3 person marriage?
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*dreamy sigh* Don't we all?
I think we could convince him to go polygamist. It would be you, me, nirvanaXx, and his...actual...wife...
WE'LL JUST SKIP HER.
So you, me, and nirvanaXx. Marry Christian Bale.
Twil rawk.
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We should.
Actually it'd be me and myself and maybe you, only on the weekends..
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We should have this huge wedding and invite absolutely everyone we know. And hire people to take pictures. WEDDING PICTURE DAY WITH CHRISTIAN BALE!
...we could totally jump on all of the couches and beds and no one would know. 
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I only know like EVERYONE!
Ooh. I like the sound of this, my only question is, shouldn't we be practicing for this day to come?!
Popcorn. Mmm
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We will have a wedding with EVERYONE in the world invited! IT WILL BE AWESOME. Where will it be? The Caribbean? A Scottish Castle? NYC? Wales? LA? So many choices!
...That would be fun, but I think part of the fun is the spontaneity of the thing.
We should also run through the house with rolls of toilet paper flowing out behind us like streamers.
I LOVE POPCORN.
Except I'm weird and don't really eat butter or salt on my popcorn. And I only get movie popcorn when I'm going to see "The Dark Knight". And even then, I'd be more inclined to get "Dark Knight" Whoppers or Milk Duds. Because nirvanaXx and I are determined to win the Batman motorcycle.
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Um... How about GOTHAM CITY?!
Uh, totally. I know a lot of people at our school. I'm just glad I know you. My Batman Fetis- I mean love- isn't complete with out you.
So have I. I'm too lazy to start my homework. Procrastination is my way.
We'd be ridiculous. Honestly if it was you myself and Christian Bale on a couch my heart would probably stop and I'd die the happiest man alive.
Hahahaha of course gotta have that Batman Popcorn.
I'm going to win that bike! *Growls but it sounds like a meow*
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OF COURSE! And then we'll have the awesome reception with fancy pigs-in-a-blanket in the newly-rebuilt Wayne manor and Alfred will serve us cream soda in champagne flutes. 
I really have to start, but first I'm going to reply to all of my deviantART messages. But then I will to my chem notes. And my Greece homework.
Hee hee I may die then too. And I'm sure Mr. Bale would feel the same. 
Totally.
NO! IT'S MINE! I CALLED IT! NOOOOO!!!!
...
fine. we can share it.
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That'd be amazing. Honestly, Alfred could adopt me as his child. That'd be sexcellent.
Oh it's crimes of love, not rape, but just having a good time. *Ooooohhh yeaaah*
I can leave you alone for a bit, if you wish. Homework = Cry in my opinion.
Uh.. Could we at least get some action in there before we kicked the bucket?
Yay for ze poppy!
NER IT IZ MINE!
I'd share anything with you
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I'd rather be Alfred's adopted grandchild. He could take me to the zoo and read me bedtime stories and we could do woodworking projects together...
Alfred is the shiz.
*waves candle in air*
*Aaaaaah Aaaaaaah Aaaaaaah*
Aw, thank you. I'm going to reply to this current stream of messages (hee hee I love having so many messages in my dA inbox) and then I have to do English and Greece. But yes, my Chem = cry and my math = muarghableh
Most definitely. We should all play Twister. And then after we all fall over, then we should go on the couch and then die. And then do it all over again.
MMMGUH I WANTS IT! THE PRECIOUS! IT'S OURS! YOU STOLE IT FROM US, NASTY HOBBIT! AND WE WANTS IT BACK!
*cough*
I am NOT an LOTR geek. Really. And I don't have FotR and TT extended. Nope. Not at all. And I did have LOTR calendars two years in a row. And even if I did, I wouldn't still have them in a drawer somewhere. Especially not the Boromir page. No siree. I recycled him. Yep.
Aww, thank you! We may need to take it out for a joyride on those weekends when we jump on the couches and pop popcorn and wrap the house in toilet paper. Hours and hours of fun.
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He'd be the best Grandfather. I'd hog all the time with him. I'd be like All the other kids can Ef off, you're mine pops'
My pleasure. I never stop replying, just a heads up, feel free to ignore me, I'm like a puppy, I'll get over it soon enough. I love seeing that you've responded, makes my heart jump every time. So you have the good classes to do? That's not bad.
I have Atlas so I love math.
No secks with my husband? No consummating the marriage?
Hahahaha.
LOtR is pretty awesome. I went to the Science Museum Exhibit the night before it was open. I was in like 5 newspapers because of it.
We could any day, just call me up and I'll come on over with it. Can we throw re-watching of the holy Batman movies into the mix?
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He WOULD be the best grandfather. Except I would also be a tad sexually attracted to him, which would be semi-problematic.
Coolness. I'll keep it in mind.
Yep yep yep.
Ooh Atlas? Not my favorite teacher, but definitely on the high end of the math-teacher scale. Better than Ravalese.
...well...I suppose. But don't tire him out TOO much. I need a turn as well.
*Napoleon Dynamite voice* LUCKY!!!
Seriously, I am ever so jeeeelouse. I wanted to go and meet Sean Astin, but we couldn't. I did get to go though, which was fun. But not as fun as going on opening night. Like SOME people got to do.
That goes without saying! But we can only watch the good ones...like...um...uh...
The only good one is actually "The Dark Knight". Because all of the other Batman movies are lame because the other Batmans are rather sucky (Except for the REALLY old one with Adam West. That one = epic lulz). But the cartoon series "The Batman" was actually really good.
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That's not weird country where they don't care about that.
Please don't lol.
I feel like such a dA whore when I post so much. I feel like I'm so cool and everything.
I love Atlas, he's hilarious.
Yeah. It was awesome.
I was going to but then didn't for what ever reason. I only got in because of my dad having company relationship or what ever.
True.. So maybe we could do other stuff? xD Like drool over CB pictures and stuff.
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...what? Am I just reading that sentence wrong or is there a typo of some sort?
I...won't? Was I lol-ing? I can't even remember.
I'm glad for you. *doesn't comment on Atlas*
*JEEEELOUSE*
Prolly better anyway. It would have been insanely crowded and kind of overrated. Although I do have a small platonic crush on Sam.
We could watch "Newsies"!!! IT'S ONLY THE BEST DISNEY MUSICAL EVER! A 17-year-old Christian Bale...with a New York accent...wearing suspenders...singing and dancing...whilst selling newspapers...
YOU HAVE TO SEE IT! djbjrca has yet to see it as well (I've been meaning to show it to him since the end of freshman year), so we should have a Newsies party.
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You mean my lack of words? You don't like it? I was probably falling asleep at that point. I was so weird when I wrote that.
Again there should have been a comma. Please don't, lol.
Why don't you like him? Answer meh! xD
Ah. I wish I knew you back then. You would have been with me!
WE SO ARE! Let's do it. Pick a day and I'm totally there.
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It's not weird, it's abstract.
Haha OKAY. Makes much more sense now.
*sigh* FINE, i'll tell you.
I don't like how he will spend 20 minutes in class talking about his political views when he's supposed to be teaching me math. Even if his views were similar to mine, I would be angry about it. I don't do well in math and I need my teacher to teach it, not tell me about something completely unrelated. He also just seemed kind of...not "arrogant" exactly...but more than a little Narcissistic.
And he insulted Mr. Mahony's totally BAMF pinstriped suit and made him feel really self-conscious about it. Which I think was totally uncalled for. And he also insulted it incorrectly by referring to the wrong time period.
So that is why I do not like Atlas. Don't hate me?
hah yes, it would have been awesome. but got to go to the exhibit anyway, so I guess I didn't miss out on TOO much. Although I wish it was still around now because instead of being terrified by the wax sculpture of Boromir in the boat, I would have spent the whole time just staring at it...
YES! I don't know about when tho. My schedule is pretty non-consistent.
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It's lacking proper wording, really. xD
I made so many mistakes in that reply. Quite bad of me *Hits himself*
I get that too while being in his class. I'm in an idiotically low class so I don't pay attention anyways. I was good at math in middle school but then I had a horrible teacher so I quit math, really. I just sit in the low class getting A's and not caring..
I heard about that instance. I think Atlas is jealous of Mahony. Mahony is awesome all the time and is smooth and creative. Atlas is rather awkward all the time so he comes up with excuses to try to get our man down.
I won't ever hate you for having an opinion supported by evidence. Or even just for having an opinion.
I met the dude who played the Orc who killed Boromir.. He was there. He made up for his cruel act by being awesomely nice and funny. That sculpture was too life like. It was rather weird.
As is mine. I'm TRYING really hard to get F block lunch, but I don't think it's possible, which is rather upsetting.
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True, true. But still. You could say it's "modern" sentence structure. Like modern art being a yellow square. This is just missing key words. 
Aww, that's sad. I mean, I'm glad you're getting As and all, but still. Not caring is a sad thing.
He SO is jealous of him. Which is what I told Mahony, but I have yet to see the suit again, so I don't think he quite believed me.
Still. I don't like him.
Oh thanks. 
Well THAT'S good. Because I'm still quite cross with him for killing off my favorite character in the first movie. It was SO not cool.
It actually was really weird. I was so scared that it was going to wake up and come out of the case. Unfortunately, he didn't.
That sucks on some levels, but on the other hand, we wouldn't have our amazing Mondays if you didn't have D-block. 
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How sheik.
Why, I'm speechless, thankies!
Yeah. Math is just another subject now. I'm just glad I have an entertaining teacher.
I honestly think that Atlas wishes he could be with someone as cool as Mahony and because he can't he hates him to justify his feelings some how. We're not judging, just trying to figure out why a nice guy would mean to another nice guy...
Neither do I.
It's the thing you should expect from people..
He did apologize for it. xD
I kinda wish he did, I'd be like 'sup dude?
Haven't we already figured it all out?! I do have Jazz band on Monday D block, but we do have after school on mondays!
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Mmhm. Mahony is just too kewl 4 him.
I won't say "I told you so".
Good. Because I luffs Boromir. And I was quite upset that he died.
I would probably do something really naughty...and illegal in most states.
Yay!!!
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I know. Mr. Mahony is too good for any of us mere mortals.
Then don't. xD
He was awesome till he ate that mushroom and went all like 'FRODO I NEEDSEHS TEH RINGZORZ'
Manslaughter? o.O
YAAAAAAAAAY.
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You can say THAT again!
I WON'T. *harumph*
NO. He's ALWAYS been awesome. That whole ring thing? Not his fault. A madness took him. *huggles Boromir doll*
Not quite.
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Mr. Mahony is too good for any of us mere mortals.
Do it anyways? xD
He was totally on 'shrooms at that point though. He's so huggable *Jealous of the doll*
I don't think I want to know.. o.o
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You can say THAT aga-- wait, haven't we already done this?
I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!11111!!!!11oneone!!!!11eleventy
NO. Boromir was NEVER on 'shrooms. Ever. He is a misunderstood character. A man who is only trying to save his country and his family...
No, you don't.
The only things that matter are that Sean Bean is 1) tres gorgeous, 2) has one of the sexiest voice/accent combo known to mankind, 3) is a genetic experiment and has no bellybutton and 4) is Odysseus. *gazes at Odysseus wallpaper*
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We have.
Evenenty, yes.
He was for a brief period, when he gets all sweaty for no reason and shizzle.. He gets all weird and cold and scary, even if he is gorgeous..
Yay for hugs. At least those are still in supply!
Hahahahaha. You are too funnehehehe
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I knew it!
Evenenty?
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. I'm not LIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTENIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
And he's only weird and cold and scary because all he needs is a little love and comfort. Like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree. *gives Boromir love and comfort*
Haha yes! The economy may suck, but at least we have hugs! *goes on rampage and hugs everyone/thing in sight*
Funny I may be, but honest I am also. Everything there is troooooo.
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Did you?
I make up words. Canacouldn't'cha'tell?
Maybe you're right, but he does work up a brutal sweat.
Hugs not bonds? Interesting..
Funny and honest? Interesting.
xD
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haha I love the pinstripe-ish effect and the gray tones
ahh how was dark knight? I haven't gotten a chance to watch it yet but everyone's talking about it. (especially my teachers) but in houston movies are like really big. There're huge lines all the time Dx
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hee hee thanks.
UM...FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!! I've seen it three times. My mom won't let me see it again. I'm really really really upset. I mean..THREE TIMES?! Ah well. She won't be able to stop me when it comes out on DVD. Then I will watch it every day. And if she takes it away from me, I will find it. Or buy another copy. Nothing will keep me separated from my Christian Bale movies. NOTHING I TELL YOU!!!!!
Was that at all scary?
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haha I heard it was good. So far everyone's liked it. My dad was the only one who was confused but that was because my little brother told him it was a comedy to convince him to take him.
aww three times isn't that much
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because it is. Except some jackasses at salon.com gave it a "D+". I just tried to read the review and couldn't because it was so painful. Some person ranting about how horrible Christopher Nolan is and how the movie had no moral complexity and blah blah blah how boring Alfred Hitchcock is so much better blee bloh bleh bleh bler. I seriously wanted to KILL the author -- let's see him direct something better, the ass-hole. Alfred Hitchcock is amazing, but he made some serious crap too. Not everything he did was perfect, and while TDK had some unexplained bits, it was better than most of the stuff that's out there now and I thought it was really well done, especially for a super-hero movie. Some movies deserve to be made fun of because the author of the angry rant actually COULD do something better, but most of the time it's just a cynical, bitter, reviewer whose jealous because no Hollywood studios ever picked up HIS screenplay.
Sorry, that was a really long defense against a movie that you haven't even seen. But it just made me really mad.
lol Yeah, TDK isn't a comedy. At all.
Probably come out around Christmas. I think I can wait that long...emphasis on "think".
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aww that sucks. yeah there's always some idiot critic who's like "U GUIZ R ALL UNCULTURED SLUTS AND I KNOW SO MUCH MOAR THAN U ALL!" they just LOVE proving how they aren't swept along with big modern movies and goes all "in my dayy...we used nickelodeans...we had to FIND meaning and plot in our movies."
haha yeah I tried telling that to my dad and he was just like "but...he's a clown?? I thought clowns were supposed to be funny."
I find it funny that most people actually consider clowns scary. xD
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Exactly. I just want to give them a kick in the ass and tell them to get over themselves and enjoy the damn movie. Because TDK DOES have meaning in it and I don't care how much of a Blockbuster it is. It's more meaningful than "Juno", which I didn't think was nearly as entertaining and wonderful as everyone said it was. The critics just liked it because it was edgy and controversial and written by a former stripper. It was unrealistic and sort of glorified teenage pregnancy. Everything worked out perfectly for Juno, even though she really didn't deserve it.
But that was another pointless rant. I just don't understand critics at all.
Joker is funny...in a very creepy, sadistic, masochist kind of way.
HEY I find clowns scary! I actually find normal clowns scarier than The Joker. Because Joker is just amazing and supposed to be scary. The regular clowns are posing as something funny and friendly...when they are so totally all secretly ax-murderers.
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ughh I didn't see Juno, but I don't really think it'll be that good. I think the only reason it's considered to be so freaking amazing is cause no one does stuff like that so it doesn't have to be good, it has to be new. So the fact dark knight was such a hit even after the 03485903485 batman movies out there, shows real success.
haha omg me too!! cause akjdfklasjdf I watched this show like called cold case or something (my cousins only have local TV so I watch all these murder mysteries) and there was this clown that killed these kids parents with an axe because he wanted to play with them and they didn't want to. It was so scary. Dx I never liked clowns. My brother used to cry every time he saw one.
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*SSQQQUUUUEEEEEE*
absolutely GORGEOUS 
AUGH I wanted to start drawing this immediately this morning, but my printer is having issues 
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*SSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
thanks, and thanks for the 
WE WILL KEEP SEARCHING UNTIL WE FIND THEM! Even if we have to rob Armani to get the photos. 
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should have done Izard, methinks.
But this still looks sick, and this IS a rather amazing suit. I like the shadowy look 'n' stuff.
Nice work, fangrrl...!!!!11!!1!!!!111!one!!1!
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