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The-Other-Owl β Soldier x America?!
Published: 2013-04-06 04:44:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 2531; Favourites: 58; Downloads: 3
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Blue soldier = Canada.
Red soldier = Belarus.
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Red soldier is scary. Blue soldier is really confused. This is really funny!
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poor America's gonna have nightmares for the rest of his life XD
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Who wouldn't want to marry ME?!
HELP ME HELP HELP HELP
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Quick! hide in a crate! That's what I always do...just make sure it isn't occupied first; I jumped in an occupied crate once and got stabbed by an angry SniperΒ Β
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YES. THERE WILL BE FIREWORKS AND EAGLES! AND A CAKE MADE OF BURGERS!
H-HELP ME.
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don't worry america, ill help ya... pick out a dress
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I cannot breathe
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OMG I LOVE YOU!!! DRAW ALL THE 2FORT BOYS MEETING THEIR HETALIA COUNTRIES!!
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Thank you! I'm afraid I don't have time, though it would be interesting to see what Heavy would think of Russia huh
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... I thought it's Soldier and not Belarus? O__O And what would Britain say about his son getting married to a batshit insane ape?! Seriously, leave that kid alone!
Jane has the correct reaction to all of this - he is fecking confused.
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Well... it's America's choice in the end I guess...
AND IT IS COMPLETELY OF HIS OWN FREE WILL!
What's even going on!?
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NO! EVIL BRITAIN! *headbutts Britain* Ouch... that really hurt. Errm. Where was I? Oh yeah.
DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT MARRIAGE MEANS??? It means death! It means violence! It means paperwork! It means [link]
PLEASE HE IS TOO MUCH OF A TWIT to grasp any of this BS! *throws soldier out of the next window* To the young America. Please, smoke some more crack, have some car crashes, bully your bro and dad, pull Germany's underpants, go to war. Just. Don't marry yet, you're way too young. What's next? Children of your own? On planet Mars? *shakes in a corner* Think of this child's menthal safety! ... is that a real milkshake?
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Marrying America ... LIKE A BAWS!
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Seeing how 'murican the canon soldier is, I cannot see him being gay. On the other hadn, seeing how dense is canon Soldier, I am sure he can confuse America with a woman. Tsun Tzu said that XD
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I'm agreeing with you
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HA! That's a thought XD I don't know, even if he's straight I think he wouldn't be able to contain himself around the human-version of the US.
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YAAAAY! YOU will get a slice of the wedding cake!
HELP.
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Best of luck to you both! ;D
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DO NOT FEAR LOVE! LOVE SHOULD BE AFRAID OF YOU!
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I refuse to be afraid of no love!
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I'LL FEAR IT IF I WANT TO. ;3;
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