HOME | DD

the1smjb — ATLA_Frakmap

Published: 2010-10-28 20:21:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 2112; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 2
Redirect to original
Description See the original shipping meme here: [link]
And here I filled it out proper-like: [link]

The term "frakmap" comes from the Batlestar Galactica frakmap.

That's right--all of these people had sex with each other. "When? How? Why?" you ask? A good question--let's take it from the top.

Katara/Aang: Cave of the two lovers.

Katara/Zuko: Ba Sing Se; Katara is turned on by being in caves with guys.

Katara/Azula: After conquering all of Azula's previous conquests (except Sokka...one hopes), this was the next logical step.

Katara/Jet: Having not yet discovered her cave fetish, Katara tried to prove she was straight by humping the nearest bad boy she could find. Classic closet maneuver.

Katara/Haru: He looks like a girl. Definitely Katara's type.

Katara/Ty Lee: Oh, right, like I'm the only one to get a strong lesbian vibe off of either of them. *rolleyes*

Katara/Suki: Suki was having problems with Sokka one day, and figured that one Sex God was as good as another...

Aang/Zuko: What did you think they did on their honeymoon--er, I mean, search for the Sun Warriors?

Aang/Sokka: Because for long stretches of season one, it was this or hook up with his sister.

Toph/Zuko/Sokka: Yeah, she did both of them. At the same time. Why do you think she's smirking like that in the picture?

After this incident, however, Zuko and Sokka realized that they could combine their powers for even more awesome effect, if you know what I mean, and teamed up to bring satisfaction to many lucky ladies thereafter--specifically Mai, Ty Lee, and Suki.

Zuko/Jet: What happens on the boat, stays on the boat.

Mai/Zuko:...Really? Do I seriously need to spell it out for you?

Azula/Sokka: Sure, she snapped at the end of the series, but she got better. And now, together, they can rule the world...

Yue/Sokka: What, you want her to have died a virgin? That's just cruel.

Ty Lee/Sokka: Ty Lee's been making booty calls throughout the entire freaking series, you just didn't notice because she's a ninja and can be stealthy when she wants to be.

Suki/Sokka: The only way you wouldn't be able to name the episode (and time stamp) on your own is if you're doing it on purpose.

Ty Lee/Haru: What, you thought that School Time Shipping wasn't canon? How sadly naive of you...

I'd also like to point out a couple things: 1) everyone who is having any sex at all did so with either Katara or Sokka. 2) Everyone who is having *a lot* of sex is doing so with Katara *and* Sokka. I'm not saying that the Siblings Who Launched a Thousand Ships are *literal* Sex Gods or anything, but...
Related content
Comments: 6

Herokiller12344 [2012-04-21 00:12:58 +0000 UTC]

I consider all of this canon.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

cat-tom-boy [2011-06-21 20:23:33 +0000 UTC]

I like this idea.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

BuffyJayne [2011-01-27 20:58:22 +0000 UTC]

omg....XD this is evil :3 BUT EPIC!! XD I always THOUGHT that Katara had done it with Zuko... O.o

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

FluffleNeCharka [2010-11-08 04:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Someone needs to make a fanfic of this RIGHT NOW.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Tinokel [2010-10-28 23:17:36 +0000 UTC]

Nonsense, Iroh is teh Pimp

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

the1smjb In reply to Tinokel [2010-10-29 00:55:30 +0000 UTC]

Well, it is an *incomplete* frakmap...

👍: 0 ⏩: 0