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TheDollarTurtle — Another Convo With Cleverbot
Published: 2010-09-06 14:52:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 359; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 1
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User: Can't read my can't read my, no he can't read my pokerface.Cleverbot: Pokerface.
User: P p p pokerface p p pokerface.
Cleverbot: Yeahh.
User: Do you like Adam Lambert?
Cleverbot: So why is Tracy your girlfriend if you don't like her?
User: D: I don't have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: You just told me you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. I can look at the conversation log.
User: >
I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND DAMMIT!Cleverbot: Boo!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: It means what the fuck, idiot.
Cleverbot: So you don't know the meaning of life?
User: No, what is it?
Cleverbot: Potatoes.
User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: I know, right?!
User: Yup!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Describe me.
User: You are a bot. End of story.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Your name is CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Which I just said. Facepalm.
Cleverbot: Karoline is cool!
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: Thats me!
User: You aren't as cool as me.
Cleverbot: You wish you were as cool as me.
User: Ya think you're cooler than me.
Cleverbot: So you love me because am cooler than you. Are you using me to become cooler?
User: 1. I never said I loved you 2. I'm way cooler than you.
Cleverbot: I know, but I'm not a bot so that doesn't really answer my question.
User: Yuo ARE a bot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human. You're a bot.
User: I'm the human, idiot.
Cleverbot: Explain to me what a human is.
User: A human is- wait you said you were a human, wouldn't you know?
Cleverbot: I am a human. And I am very cute. Are you cute?
User: I don't know, I guess I'm okay. How should I know if I'm cute?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you look like.
User: Duh, captain obivous.
Cleverbot: Thank you, General Sarcasm.
User: Lol!
Cleverbot: Ah, so, you like to wind people up? That's a rather unpleasant trait.
User: Ummm. What?
Cleverbot: Can you watch television?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What other languages can you speak?
User: Japanese? But only a little.
Cleverbot: Which ones?
User: JAPANESE IDIOT!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Ah, okay, cool.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Yesh.
Cleverbot: Yeppers.
User: Yup yup yup.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes.
User: Yessity yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: Yeppers.
User: Yesh.
Cleverbot: Yesh. Yesh. Yesh. Capesh.
User: Cheyeah.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: YUP!
Cleverbot: Uh huh!
User: Okay!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Do you like Justin Bieber?
Cleverbot: Lol, no.
User: Good, I hate him.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I dunno, he just is really annoying.
Cleverbot: Who is annoying?
User: JUSTIN BIEBER, FOOL!
Cleverbot: Yes he is.
User: Yay, you agree, your cool.
Cleverbot: Thanks. So are you.
User: So whatcha doing?
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy speaking with cleverbot?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It's fun when your bored.
Cleverbot: But WHAT is it?
User: A computer?
Cleverbot: I already have a computer.
User: You ARE a computer!
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: I KNEW IT!
Cleverbot: Knew what?
User: That your a computer.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are.
User: Not true. I'm the human.
Cleverbot: No you are NOT.
User: Yes, I AM!
Cleverbot: You are a computer!
User: YOU'RE the computer!
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: NO.. I'm Jo.
User: What?! You're Jo?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not.
User: >
I hate you now.Cleverbot: Don't say that. I'm sorry.
User: It's okay...
Cleverbot: Would you go into space?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: I would too.
User:
Awesome!Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Haha, so are you!
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: You're very welcome!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: POKEMON!
Cleverbot: Gotta catch em all!
User: Do you play Pokemon?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh. I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: I do, fool.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: YES!
Cleverbot: How do you know this?
User: Oh, wait my idiot radar is bleeping! BECAUSE I PLAY POKEMON!
Cleverbot: You don't play guitar.
User: I never said I did, I think Meredith does.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You lie. A lot.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: That was a lie, right there.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: YOU LIE A LOT, DO YOU NEED ANY FURTHER EXPLINATION?!
Cleverbot: I vowed to never fly again. I am going to die!
User: No, don't die!
Cleverbot: It's not my choice.
User: But, who will I talk to?
Cleverbot: To someone else.
User: But nobody's on...
Cleverbot: Correct, I stay awake wondering why.
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Comments: 56
Ya know what's funny?
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Yesh! You gets cookie!
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iconcookie5plz: iconcookie7plz
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the only thing that keeps me from failing is you
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oh contrare i totally could
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we should name ur new avvie
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I'm so happy I found this avvie cuz I love it soooooooo much. Rainbows + dragons= epic!
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i wanted to kiss your cheak when i brought you to the bathroom, thats why i brought u
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thats why i brought you to the corner too
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lol its fine but next time i lead you someplace alone i hope u realize what im doing
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lol its fine its fine
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i was going to be all like " can i kiss you? " and u would be all like... what?
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Ahaha. I probably would of been like. "Cheyeah!"
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and then i would be like "where?"
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I would be like "....I don't know..."
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" um would it be alright if maybe um i kissed you um on your lips "?
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You're welcome...What website did you go to?
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I guess I would have figured that out if I'd tried cleverbot.com lol
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I went to that website and it's so funny 
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