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A spotty record.

Batman, Spoiler, Gordon, Riddler, Joker, and Mad Hatter are entirely owned by DC Comics.

Page 6 – Police station

1 Gordon: “Batman. Spoiler. Good to see you. Using a hot rod batmobile again? I approve.”
1 Batman: “Yeah, the Legion of Doom destroyed my tumbler, and I’m still working on a replacement. What can I do for you, Jim?”
2 Gordon: “A cryptic message was sent to us today. Double the necessary postage on the envelope.”
2 Batman: “Hallmarks of the Riddler.”
3 Gordon: “Exactly. I thought you’d want to see it.”
3 Batman: “I do. I’ll find and bring him in.”
4 Gordon: “You say that, but he’s beaten you twice, now. First that Mother and Crocodile fiasco, then the Nottamun Town thing. Both of those cases went cold.”
4 Batman: “He hasn’t beaten me. He's trying to get in contact with me.”
5 Gordon: “So you claim, which is why I'm bringing you back in on this. But this has been a big embarrassment, particularly right after the scandals from the M/\D H/\TTER leaks.”
5 Spoiler: “It won’t be an embarrassment if finding him gets us the Joker. That would make everyone rest a lot easier.”
6 Gordon: “That’s all of our hope.”
6 Batman: “Let’s see the riddle.”

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Description
A spotty record.

Batman, Spoiler, Gordon, Riddler, Joker, and Mad Hatter are entirely owned by DC Comics.

Page 6 – Police station

1 Gordon: “Batman. Spoiler. Good to see you. Using a hot rod batmobile again? I approve.”
1 Batman: “Yeah, the Legion of Doom destroyed my tumbler, and I’m still working on a replacement. What can I do for you, Jim?”
2 Gordon: “A cryptic message was sent to us today. Double the necessary postage on the envelope.”
2 Batman: “Hallmarks of the Riddler.”
3 Gordon: “Exactly. I thought you’d want to see it.”
3 Batman: “I do. I’ll find and bring him in.”
4 Gordon: “You say that, but he’s beaten you twice, now. First that Mother and Crocodile fiasco, then the Nottamun Town thing. Both of those cases went cold.”
4 Batman: “He hasn’t beaten me. He's trying to get in contact with me.”
5 Gordon: “So you claim, which is why I'm bringing you back in on this. But this has been a big embarrassment, particularly right after the scandals from the M/\D H/\TTER leaks.”
5 Spoiler: “It won’t be an embarrassment if finding him gets us the Joker. That would make everyone rest a lot easier.”
6 Gordon: “That’s all of our hope.”
6 Batman: “Let’s see the riddle.”

Other pages from ‘The Onion’ can be found here:
www.deviantart.com/thedollknig…