HOME | DD

TheFailSwales — A Failure Fortune

Published: 2008-09-06 03:00:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 3965; Favourites: 122; Downloads: 80
Redirect to original
Description T_T

Created by the joined effort of three failures:


Related content

TheFailSwales - The Swale Mascot

TheFailSwales - The Fail Pail

Triantarrine - Ancient Chinese Wisdom

Infinity1986 - That Wasn't Chicken

ZairtheHedgehog - Fortune Cookie Fail

f-bomb101 - FAILING

ayame4sfr - You Fail Cookie

Shadowy-Eclipse - Unfortunate

LunaNoctis - Bad Fortune

kimberlychaos911 - fortune cookie.

axemrangerblue - Should have done a Barrel Roll
Comments: 31

InsanelyCute [2015-03-03 06:01:34 +0000 UTC]

Hello there!

Your work has been featured as header for my following poem:

The Way It Was Planned by InsanelyCute

Literature / Poetry / Human Nature / Free Verse ©2015 InsanelyCute


Thank you very much and Greetings from InsanelyCute!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

NormalIdeal [2014-06-03 06:55:52 +0000 UTC]

lol

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Zycoant2 [2012-12-15 17:59:44 +0000 UTC]

That would be the worst fortune ever.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

hg-project [2012-09-12 14:58:50 +0000 UTC]

Omg if I ever got that on a fortune cookie...I would end myself, LOL.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Snowflower--Chan00 [2012-08-25 03:36:10 +0000 UTC]

LMAO.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

FluffySpiderz [2012-02-19 19:36:03 +0000 UTC]

How to have a laugh no matter what fortune you get; add IN BED to the end of each fortune for a garunteed LOL

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

LooneyLune [2011-12-03 19:30:01 +0000 UTC]

I would laugh if that really happend XD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

renamonreaper22 [2011-12-01 17:01:35 +0000 UTC]

▄██████████████▄▐█▄▄▄▄█▌
██████▌▄▌▄▐▐▌███▌▀▀██▀▀
████▄█▌▄▌▄▐▐▌▀███▄▄█▌
▄▄▄▄▄██████████████▀ spread the fail whale!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

erythele [2010-12-29 05:45:48 +0000 UTC]

I love your piece. Thanks for sharing it! I've featured you here: [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

QuesoGr7 [2009-08-23 02:26:55 +0000 UTC]

Lol, It would be funny if someone actually got that and stormed out of a Chinese resturant sayin "YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOUR FOOD SUCKS!!" xD

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

skitchthewolf [2008-11-22 23:38:56 +0000 UTC]

Confucius say: Epic Fail leads many laughs

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

D0B3RMAN [2008-11-20 01:59:07 +0000 UTC]

This...
is so epic.
great job. asdfdlkgjf

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

bubbles-gal119 [2008-09-12 23:00:53 +0000 UTC]

now everything is telling me that?! (jk)

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheFailSwales In reply to bubbles-gal119 [2008-09-12 23:02:15 +0000 UTC]

we see it all the time...

considering our company policy is to Fail... miserably

lol

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

bubbles-gal119 In reply to TheFailSwales [2008-09-12 23:16:59 +0000 UTC]

yet succeed at the same time

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheFailSwales In reply to bubbles-gal119 [2008-09-13 00:33:56 +0000 UTC]

You've got it!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

bubbles-gal119 In reply to TheFailSwales [2008-09-13 01:34:09 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Do I get a cookie?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheFailSwales In reply to bubbles-gal119 [2008-09-13 20:50:57 +0000 UTC]

A Failure cookie. lol

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

bubbles-gal119 In reply to TheFailSwales [2008-09-13 21:51:23 +0000 UTC]

are those like chocolate chip cookies?

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheFailSwales In reply to bubbles-gal119 [2008-09-13 22:30:45 +0000 UTC]

With only one chocolate chip. O.O

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

bubbles-gal119 In reply to TheFailSwales [2008-09-14 14:51:17 +0000 UTC]

I hope it's a huge chocolate chip then

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheFailSwales In reply to bubbles-gal119 [2008-09-17 10:36:52 +0000 UTC]

It's a failure cookie! Don't get too excited. lol

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

bubbles-gal119 In reply to TheFailSwales [2008-09-18 01:21:14 +0000 UTC]

too late!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

CucumberMelon-pie [2008-09-06 15:00:08 +0000 UTC]

I wonder what awesome fishes came up with that idea!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

SingingPenguin [2008-09-06 07:19:46 +0000 UTC]

XD I'm surprised my cookies never say that!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheFailSwales In reply to SingingPenguin [2008-09-06 15:03:44 +0000 UTC]

well, we know that we fail often.

And we are proud

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

mimblewimble [2008-09-06 03:07:11 +0000 UTC]

BEST EVER

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheFailSwales In reply to mimblewimble [2008-09-06 03:08:00 +0000 UTC]

created with the joined effort of Jen, Julie, and Danie (with much dispute over the mouse.... this battle is not over yet)

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

mimblewimble In reply to TheFailSwales [2008-09-06 03:18:15 +0000 UTC]

I wish I could play some epic music for you right now.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

LDFranklin [2008-09-06 03:00:59 +0000 UTC]

Haha! That's great!

👍: 0 ⏩: 1

TheFailSwales In reply to LDFranklin [2008-09-06 03:01:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0