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TheGlome — Something to be thankful for

Published: 2004-12-13 09:40:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 797; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 118
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Description The Little One wept and moaned about his terrible state of affairs; the hut in which he lived was in complete disarray, his father and mother were cross with him, and all the children in the village had refused to play with him due to his stank smell and disheveled ( And more often than not, dirty ) clothing. He sat crosslegged in his room and continued to gloom about his life.

"Oh, woe betide me," he cried loudly, banging his fists on his closet door, "My life is a terrible mess. Everyone dislikes me!" He sat down on the floor again ( His fists had become sore. ) He heard a slight knock on his door, his father's voice on the other side asking for him to unlock it. The Little One, not wishing to be disrespectful ( punishment was the last thing he needed now ) stood up and cricked the door open carefully, allowing his father to step inside. His father sat down on the bed and motioned for his son to sit next to him; which his son did quickly, drying his eyes with the sleeves of his tunic.

"I know what your problem is," the father began, with a smile on his face. "When I was a child like you I went through the exact same feelings you are experiencing now. All children do." The Little One started angrily at this and told his father that no one could possibly understand.

"I'm so horrible! Look at me! I'm a clumsy little fool, and i'm of no use to anyone!"
"You may be a clumsy little fool, but at least you aren't the Grreh," His father replied.
"The Grreh?" asked The Little One. "What's that?"

"The Grreh is the most pitiful creature on the planet, child," said the father, leaning back a little. "The wings it once had? Out of its own stupidity, the Grreh set them on fire and now they are no more. It sits around, day and night, not seeing, not moving, not doing. It has no face, and is incapable of expression. It is so weak that it cannot move more than a small distance without once again requiring a rest. It can barely think because it knocked its head on a rock once and became completely daft afterwards." The Little One sat there and bit his lip, urging his father to continue. "The Grreh cannot eat because it has no mouth, so it is reduced to slamming its face into food and allowing its skin, over the course of a few hours, to absorb the nutrients in the food. It cannot talk because of this as well, and the only noise it is capable of making is a terrible whine that it keeps up at a near constant pace. It is completely blind because it poked its own eye out out of self hate. It has no hands so it is unable to perform even the most basic of tasks. It is the only one of its kind, so it has no mate. It is truly the most pathetic creature in existence."

The father pointed to the wings on his son's back and lifted one of them carefully. Annoyed, his son flapped it loudly. "See? It's in perfect working order." The Little One laughed. The father looked at his son's face. "That is in perfect working order as well." And so on he went, describing everything that the Grreh lacked and that The Little One did not.

The Little One sat there silently for a moment.

"I can't help but feel even worse now," he said. "Knowing that someone is even worse off than I am makes me feel selfish for being self piteous in the first place."
"Don't you see?" asked the father. "That is the Grreh's purpose. It is the only thing he enjoys, it is the only reason he is still alive. As pathetic as he may be - we all must respect and love him for what he has blessed us with at great sacrifice to himself."

"...Something to be thankful for, isn't it, son?"
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Comments: 116

TheGlome In reply to ??? [2005-09-16 16:40:19 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much! I appreciate it.

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PhaseChan [2005-01-13 13:19:56 +0000 UTC]

its cute!!

^______^
xxxx

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Elune04 [2005-01-06 15:50:36 +0000 UTC]

I just had to fav this...amazing story, amazing moral!!! Geesh Glome you surprise me everytime.

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TheGlome In reply to Elune04 [2005-01-08 06:58:14 +0000 UTC]

Haha. Yeah, I love sneaking silly little morals into my stuff. It's a lot of fun and it adds a lot more to my work.

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MissMew [2004-12-20 00:18:31 +0000 UTC]

*runs off and crys because she's too lazy*

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TheGlome In reply to MissMew [2004-12-20 03:30:50 +0000 UTC]

Aww! Please don't. I completely understand the laziness deal.

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MissMew In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-20 23:43:51 +0000 UTC]

A'ight I won't!

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irken-master [2004-12-18 18:08:17 +0000 UTC]

It's odd how something so inhuman can still invoke such human sadness. Very nice job.
[sorry, didn't read the sorry...dyslexic ]

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 18:10:18 +0000 UTC]

I'm dyslexic too, to an extent. I get e's and 3's mixed up - oh and b's and d's too. I suck terribly at handwriting. I'm always asking myself "Wait a minute, what direction does this letter point?!"

So I know how it is. Don't worry about it

And the Grreh is only inhuman in appearance

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 18:14:50 +0000 UTC]

I'm not actually dyslexic, but I've hung around this friend of mine who is and I think I've caught it from him...or my dad, one or the other. I have trouble with b' and d's too! When I do mulitple choice tests I'll read the question: "What is the capital of Oregon?" And I'll be like [in my head] : "The answer is most obviously B. Salem." Then I'll but down "D. The Roman Catholic Church." I false so many tests that way!

I also see words and think they're other words. I drove by a billboard that read "Mike's Warehouse Storage" and I could have sworn it said "Mike's Whorehouse Shortage". XD

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 18:19:45 +0000 UTC]

LOL yeah that happens to me all the time! I'm a good, fast reader but I misread things very frequently. It's funny. I fuck up on multiple choice questions all the time...

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 18:21:09 +0000 UTC]

I can't read for shit. If I don't use 100% of my easily thwarted concentration on reading, I'll just find myself looking at nothing and turning the page to check out all the ass kickin' nothing that's coming up.

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 18:24:09 +0000 UTC]



It's sad. When I started to read as a kid my first words were "Coke" and "Chinese food".

I'm not kidding >_>

Damnit I want chinese food

That was random, sorry

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 18:29:20 +0000 UTC]

Fuck you! Now I want Chinese food!

Can't remember my first reading words...probably "Go, go, Power Rangers. You Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers!"

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 18:31:42 +0000 UTC]

Kung.... pao... chicken........wontons... dumplings... mongolian beef !@!$



The Power Rangers *used* to be awesome. Until they branched it off into a thousand different shows.

I always thought that malt shop they'd meet up at was the coolest hangout imaginable.

I suppose it's all nostalgia though. They probably sucked back then too

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 18:37:28 +0000 UTC]

Damn you!!!

Well, they're still alright. But that's only because PR: Dino Thunder is the only thing on in the morning before I go to school.

That malt shop always reminded me of Scooby Doo somehow. But I always got pissed when Bulk and Skull would pick on 'em and they would just use the Zords to stomp on those bullies' asses!

What matters is that they'll always live on in our hearts! {coughcheesebullshitcough}

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 18:40:13 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahaha.

Dino Thunder? Jesus Christ in a flaming wheelchair. I thought they were ninjas or something?

Yeah, the malt shop was probably ripped off from Scooby Doo in the first place.

What were those stupid little minion things called again?

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 18:41:58 +0000 UTC]

No, Ninja Storm was the last set. [damn I'm a nerd]

Putties for Lord Zed!!

(In regards to your webcam shot, what could be more offensive than a couple of pentagrams and 'fuck you sants' cookie?)

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 18:49:15 +0000 UTC]

[ There a lot more things that can be offensive... keep guessing. XD ]

Putties. Yeah. Man those things were annoying...

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 18:50:56 +0000 UTC]

But you can kill 'em but kicking the Z on their chests!

[is a cruel icing drawing of santa getting ass raped by all his reindeer cuz he's a dick?]

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 18:55:33 +0000 UTC]

[No, no - keep guessing!]

Hint: "supremacy"

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 19:00:14 +0000 UTC]

Some sort of twisted Yuletide dominatrix perhaps?

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 19:03:10 +0000 UTC]

It was a swastika

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 19:04:26 +0000 UTC]

Damn! That was my next guess! [so close]

"Zieg heil!"

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 19:06:24 +0000 UTC]

Really? Hahahah.

I figured it was a bad idea. I'm not a Nazi.

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 19:10:54 +0000 UTC]

No, not really. *coughdumbass*

Well, I don't find that too terribly offensive. I just feel sorry for the Greek guy [as the swaztika was originally an ancient Greek symbol...I think] who'll never get credit for it. I also think it looks kinda cool. Damn Nazis and their genocide and all that war crime stuff that made it a bad symbol!

[damn, that was an awful thing to say...]

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 19:14:59 +0000 UTC]

It wasn't an awful thing to say

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 19:17:25 +0000 UTC]

yeah, I know.

What's all this hullabaloo about you loving me on my front page?

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 19:19:01 +0000 UTC]

You listed me as one of your favorite artists! That's like... the nicest thing ever.

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 19:22:30 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, well, I love your art and the fact that you're a smartass/evilbastard like myself.

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 19:25:29 +0000 UTC]



Awesome.

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 19:27:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.

Random note:

Your Halo stats are pretty good.

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 19:33:39 +0000 UTC]

It scares me how some people are already at level 26 or so.

Good God.

And thanks

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 19:37:37 +0000 UTC]

I know! How the hell do you do that?! They must be beating the hell out of each other continuosly!

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TheGlome In reply to irken-master [2004-12-18 19:43:12 +0000 UTC]

I played a level 21 guy once.

It wasn't pretty.

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irken-master In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 19:47:41 +0000 UTC]

I have a friend who just ass rapes me every time a play him. He's gotta be like level 30 [well, maybe not thirty, but he's up there].

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Dmcdivet [2004-12-17 22:30:06 +0000 UTC]

I liked the drawing (I saw your avatar on my friend's page) and checked out the story. Love it, it's just cool how creatively you wove this character into being. A+ my son and a too for kicks

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TheGlome In reply to Dmcdivet [2004-12-18 18:07:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a bunch, pal! I really do appreciate the comment and the .

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Dmcdivet In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 20:52:02 +0000 UTC]

no problem, I liked it.

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Riven33 [2004-12-15 21:14:51 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! I love how out there some of your characters are!

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TheGlome In reply to Riven33 [2004-12-18 18:06:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha. They are kinda out there. Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it

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teh-ch33z [2004-12-15 16:34:12 +0000 UTC]

its so grotesquely beautiful! mmmm yum! great job

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TheGlome In reply to teh-ch33z [2004-12-18 18:05:27 +0000 UTC]

Mmm yum? Thanks for the comment pal.

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teh-ch33z In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-18 19:37:50 +0000 UTC]

lol yup

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CthulhuTheory [2004-12-14 01:07:39 +0000 UTC]

Wow, equally depressing and uplifting. I love it!!! It's cool how most of your work is a 2 parter-half picture, half story. Two deviations in one!!!

AND I LOVE your coloring work, tis wonderful.

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TheGlome In reply to CthulhuTheory [2004-12-14 15:07:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I really like the idea of giving some kind of background to my art. I think it really adds to it... without the descriptions, they're just crazy looking mutants.

I don't do much coloring and frankly I don't think i'm very good at it... but i'm very happy that you liked it. Thanks Ty!

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CthulhuTheory In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-15 01:41:03 +0000 UTC]

I dunno, I think thats why I like it so much, because its very succinct. It's simpistic and not overly flashy, but its very very stylish. It's a nice refreshing change from everyone elses professional level presicsion and $2000 wacom tablet style. It's very orignal and beautiful, I love it!!

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CthulhuTheory In reply to TheGlome [2004-12-15 01:38:22 +0000 UTC]

I dunno, I think thats why I like it so much, because its very succinct. It's simpistic and not overly flashy, but its very very stylish. It's a nice refreshing change from everyone elses professional level presicsion and $2000 wacom tablet style. It's very orignal and beautiful, I love it!!

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TheGlome In reply to CthulhuTheory [2004-12-18 18:00:08 +0000 UTC]

I see what you mean... i'm very happy to hear that, because I usually beat myself up over my digital work >_<

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Mourningnite [2004-12-13 23:33:21 +0000 UTC]

Wow... that was very bitter sweet. Loved it, and the drawing is horribly beautiful? I must add this one
~Deirdre

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