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Thelithiumfox In reply to work-is-play [2010-03-23 02:04:16 +0000 UTC]

Just a take on what this world does to people. You can't eat feet, or can you?

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work-is-play In reply to Thelithiumfox [2010-03-23 17:05:29 +0000 UTC]

Chicken tastes like feet.

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Thelithiumfox In reply to work-is-play [2010-03-23 17:58:04 +0000 UTC]

That's not the only thing that tastes like chicken.

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work-is-play In reply to Thelithiumfox [2010-03-23 18:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Do you think chicken tongues are capable of tasting chicken deliciousness? I mean, chickens must just cluck around, scratching the ground thinking, "Damn, the inside of my mouth tastes GREAT! I'm so tasty and rich in protein! I love being a chicken because I taste myself all day long and I taste awesome! Bockin a, I'm going to taste the cluck out myself forever!"

Frogs, alligators, snakes, pheasants, ducks, humans, turtles, platypi, squirrels, pigeons and quail are all jealous and that's why they try to taste so much like chickens. Tell me I'm wrong!

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HiddenStash In reply to work-is-play [2011-02-19 22:32:32 +0000 UTC]

That first paragraph is the funniest fucking thing I've read in awhile.

You sir are gold.

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work-is-play In reply to HiddenStash [2011-02-20 10:29:15 +0000 UTC]

oh wow I forgot all about this one

Hahah if they collected all of the random weird comments I've left smattered all over this dA thing they'd have a pretty good case for tossing me in that room with squishy padded walls forever. They wouldn't be able to dispute the delicious chicken flavor though!

Thanks for liking me!

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Thelithiumfox In reply to work-is-play [2010-03-23 19:07:08 +0000 UTC]

Chickens resorting to cannibalism, cluck me running that would be fun to watch.

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