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ChancetheNEOwarrior [2017-07-08 21:42:25 +0000 UTC]
i thought of a joke but it will be a *sticky* situation
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SophieIsDead [2016-07-07 13:58:16 +0000 UTC]
dammit, every time I try to laugh at this I just remember that it once happened to me and I get embarrassed.
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SophieIsDead In reply to TheLovelyVocal [2016-07-24 19:25:09 +0000 UTC]
I have nothing else to do, might as well explain this story so people can laugh at me.
I was helping her with a school project (She's 1 year younger than me, I was about 16 at the time) She had to go somewhere (didn't really find out where) and she needed somewhere to wear. Usually when we succeed at doing something or we're just happy we bump our butts together and have done that since we were 4 according to our dad. She opened her wardrobe and the clothes fell out all over the floor. After we cleaned up everything we did the butt bump but then I fell face first, dragging her with me on my back. (We were both in our underwear which made it even worse) It was a bunch of awkward movements until we got to the shower and washed the glue off... or at least tried. After many attempts to separate we finally did it using glue remover from our neighbor. Not sure how our butts got stuck together but I think it was from the school project, I must've sat down while in my underwear while there was glue on the seat...
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HyperLinkStarting In reply to SophieIsDead [2016-10-23 14:53:47 +0000 UTC]
A regular turn of events, the one rule with super glue is that something or someone will be stuck to itself, someone, or something
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HyperLinkStarting In reply to SophieIsDead [2016-10-30 05:10:48 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, knowing an instrument is cool, but it only sounds right when with others
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HyperLinkStarting In reply to SophieIsDead [2016-11-15 22:01:37 +0000 UTC]
Wow, I'd count that as a talent, I'd never be able to be do that.
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HyperLinkStarting In reply to SophieIsDead [2016-11-17 04:47:10 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, think about it, later in life those reflexes will come in handy
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HyperLinkStarting In reply to SophieIsDead [2016-11-18 04:43:39 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, ThanksGiving is almost here as well, it's gonna be good, how about you
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SophieIsDead In reply to HyperLinkStarting [2016-11-18 13:19:09 +0000 UTC]
We don't usually celebrate thanksgiving here in Britain, but we do have bombfire night which was on the 5th. Scared the shit out of my dog though.
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SophieIsDead In reply to HyperLinkStarting [2016-11-19 00:36:37 +0000 UTC]
Nice. I'm imagining stuff like our mechs breaking down and us having to fix them up together to make them work.
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