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Published: 2014-12-28 04:02:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 497; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 0
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At 3 feet tall and 25 pounds, an African goose (or, gander) is a very big bird. Too big if it's the wrong time of the month, as a female friend of mine soon discoveredβwhen she approached, the big fellow, above, became agitated and sought to bite-off her vagina.
Conversely, he was sweet as he could be with me and GQ posed. *honk-honk*
Thanks for coming by.
~Bryan
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I use to have a pet goose just like this one! good job ^^
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Nice pet β¦ they're so pretty.
Soon check your messages. I'm going to send you an invitation. Thanks for coming by, Lauren.
~Bryan
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Thank you, Mirek β¦ always good to see you.
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Her vagina...????? 
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I may not have explained that very well β¦
My female friend was in the middle of shark-week β¦ The big boy, above, sensed it and went loco for her smush-mitten. Fortunately, he didn't acquire his target. I saw him coming and told her, "Back peddle!"
Is that any better, Cyndi, or did you already know what I meant?
Thanks for stopping by.
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LMAO..... And No I did not even think of shark week......but you made me actually Laugh MY ass off with the written version of the day......... and thank you for that... I needed a good laugh today.....
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Thanks for expressing so, Arthur. I'm glad you enjoyed.
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Thank you, Eva β¦ and same to you, my dear.
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