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Kanoni: "Have you ever met a super-gro before, Dexter?"
Dexter: "Why would I need to meet one when I am one? You're looking at a super right now, my friend," he sang proudly before shifting to a more serious tone. "Don't you know? I'm an immortal, born at the height of Warptide. I may look like a mere wyngling, but I come from a long line of mythical magical creatures and I'm much older than I look. You can ask Alma herself, she has no clue how old I am either. She claims I was dropped off by some odd couple a few years ago, but for all anyone knows, that couple could have just been my older-looking friends who came along with me to find a cool new place to hang out. Need to spice things up every now and then when you live forever, you know?"
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I mean, he's not lying. He is a weirdo who hatched on Warptide, and he has that odd accent that nobody can quite place. A leftover from an ancient, forgotten language spoken by immortals? Something that he merely picked up from his parents who came from a faraway land? Or is he making up his accent too? The world may never know. Alma's tried to find out, but she hasn't uncovered anything either, and she's too busy to bother with it as long as Dex isn't causing any trouble at the Nook. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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