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The OC Interview of Hilarity (for joo)

1. Choose three or more of your OCs.
2. Answer the questions.

OCs chosen:

(oc's based on thevoiddragonturtle's world called Wysteria Warriors)
Jade Knight
Jake Knight
Raven Knight

1. Ahh yes! Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?

Jake: Hello, nice to meet you.
Jade: Hey, What up?
Raven: (shyly hiding in her hands) Hello there.

2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?

Jade: Yeah, Jake and I are twins and this little kitten is our baby sister, Raven.
Jake: Ray is very shy, if you couldn't tell.

3. Let’s start with the basic questions. How old are you?

Jade: Jake and I are 23.
Raven: I just turned 21.

4. Height and weight?

Jade: I am 5 foot 4 inches and i don't know my weight but around 160 pounds.
Jake: i'm 5 foot 6 inches. I'd say Im a healthy 190.
Raven: I'm short. I'm 5 foot 3. And i don't really know but lighter than Jade.

5. Sexual orientation?

Jake: I am bi sextual but I have a girlfriend right now.
Jade: Wait a girlfriend? who is she? Come on tell me!
Jake: Not now.
Jade: (groan) fine. I like guys.
Raven: I have a husband so guys.

6. IQ?

Jake: We were all b to c students. some classes were better than others.
Jade: That sums it up nicely.

7. Bra size?

Jake: Come on i don't want to talk about this with my sisters.
Jade: Let's just make this short and sweet since raven is hiding now. I'm a double d. raven is like a c or d. Jake is like an a or b. he's got some pecks.

8. Let’s cut the boring questions. Firstly, how many weapons are currently on your person?

Jake: Not really. I'm a king so i don't really keep weapons on me.
Raven: i don't either. My husband keeps me safe.
Jade: I have two daggers hidden on me at all times. And not on me but usually a scythe as well.

9. Are you wanted for any crimes?

Jake: No. Again I'm a king i cant be seen like that.
Raven: N-No! Why would i?
Jade: Probably. I get into trouble alot because i love to go explore and think of rules second.

10. And the age old ‘Are you a virgin?’

Raven: No. I have a three year old.
Jake: I . . . Next question!
Jade: I'm a virgin. Luxians can't have sex until they are married.

11. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?

Jake: i guess. i mean i dated a few guys.
Raven: nope. besides i'm married. I'm happy with my husband. i just hope he's happy with me.
Jade: ehhh once or twice but not really my cup of tea.

12. Lovely. So, what is your favorite curse word?

Jake: i try not to as much as possible.
Raven: i actually can't.
Jade: Too many but i like god dammit alot.

13. When was the last time you threw up?

jake: people keep track of that?
raven: probably when i was pregnant.

14. Have any mental illnesses?

Jake: Depression if that counts.
Raven: Same.
Jade: Agreed! who doesn't have depression or anxity?

15. What is your biggest phobia?

Raven: Skin walkers for sure.
Jade: (quietly) Harpies. ever since i was on my dragon and got attacked by them.
Jake: here they are afraid of monsters but i'd say mine is letting my kingdom down or someone i'm close to like my girlfriend or family.

16. Do you crossdress often?

Jade: yesss. no one takes a female fighter serious in other kingdoms.
Jake: when i was little jade made me dress up like her so she could sneak out.
Raven: you looked so cute in those dresses. as for me, no i haven't.

17. Have any addictions?

Jade: Chocolate. 100 percent chocolate or Ice cream.
Jake: not really.
Raven: not exactly. i really like stealing my husband from his work to come cuddle though. he says im addicted to cuddles.

18. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?

Jade: That harpy attack i told you about.
Jake: I've had two assisnation attempts on me becasue of me being King. But they never got close enough to me.
Raven: I haven't. there was once an attack happened at the castle but nothing happened to us.

19. Have the men in white coats ever taken you away?

Jade: (tilts head) WHite coats? I think we are safe from them.

20. Are the men in white coats after you?

Jade: What the hell? i just said we are safe from them. if not i will scare them off with Drogo.
Jake: Drogo is a huge fire dragon. and sorry interviewer. she doesn't mean that.

21. Do you snore?

(Both girls look at Jake)
Jake: Me, i do. Jade kind of does but its very quiet.

22. Are you drooling right now?

Jake: Kind of i was promised steak after this and i'm starving.
Jade: he thinks of food alot. and i mean alot!

23. Let’s say that this room was about to explode, and you could save one other person in here. Who would you choose?

Jake: i think i can agree with both of them and say we would kill ourselves to save the third person.
Jade: or i'd say Raven because Jake is fast and would get out in time. but yeah you don't ask siblings this!
Raven: (panicking)

24. When was the last time you used the toilet?

Jade: i veto this question. its gross.
Jake: same here.

25. Have you ever kissed a girl?

Jake: Yeah i do alot.
Jade: i will find out who this girl is i swear. no i havent.
Raven: By accident i did.

26. Did you like it?

Jake: of course i did.
Raven: It was my first kiss and it was on accident. it wasn't bad.

27. The little voices in your head. Do you talk to them?

Jade: Is it normal not to?
Jake: (sigh and shakes head)
28. Were you made fun of in school? Why?

Raven: y-yeah alot. because i'm so shy and not like my siblings.
Jade: yeah for being too much of a tom boy.
Jake: i wasn't. but now im worried about my sisters more.

29. I can’t think of a question to ask you. Have any comments?

Jake: nope.
Raven: Not at all.
Jade: why did we do this?

30. This interview has ended? Are you gleeful? Or would you like to complete our 100 question survey over thumbtacks?

Jade: (leaves room and drags Raven with her)
Jake: Sorry but no. i must go . . . king things! (bolts out)

Description
The OC Interview of Hilarity (for joo)

1. Choose three or more of your OCs.
2. Answer the questions.

OCs chosen:

(oc's based on thevoiddragonturtle's world called Wysteria Warriors)
Jade Knight
Jake Knight
Raven Knight

1. Ahh yes! Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?

Jake: Hello, nice to meet you.
Jade: Hey, What up?
Raven: (shyly hiding in her hands) Hello there.

2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?

Jade: Yeah, Jake and I are twins and this little kitten is our baby sister, Raven.
Jake: Ray is very shy, if you couldn't tell.

3. Let’s start with the basic questions. How old are you?

Jade: Jake and I are 23.
Raven: I just turned 21.

4. Height and weight?

Jade: I am 5 foot 4 inches and i don't know my weight but around 160 pounds.
Jake: i'm 5 foot 6 inches. I'd say Im a healthy 190.
Raven: I'm short. I'm 5 foot 3. And i don't really know but lighter than Jade.

5. Sexual orientation?

Jake: I am bi sextual but I have a girlfriend right now.
Jade: Wait a girlfriend? who is she? Come on tell me!
Jake: Not now.
Jade: (groan) fine. I like guys.
Raven: I have a husband so guys.

6. IQ?

Jake: We were all b to c students. some classes were better than others.
Jade: That sums it up nicely.

7. Bra size?

Jake: Come on i don't want to talk about this with my sisters.
Jade: Let's just make this short and sweet since raven is hiding now. I'm a double d. raven is like a c or d. Jake is like an a or b. he's got some pecks.

8. Let’s cut the boring questions. Firstly, how many weapons are currently on your person?

Jake: Not really. I'm a king so i don't really keep weapons on me.
Raven: i don't either. My husband keeps me safe.
Jade: I have two daggers hidden on me at all times. And not on me but usually a scythe as well.

9. Are you wanted for any crimes?

Jake: No. Again I'm a king i cant be seen like that.
Raven: N-No! Why would i?
Jade: Probably. I get into trouble alot because i love to go explore and think of rules second.

10. And the age old ‘Are you a virgin?’

Raven: No. I have a three year old.
Jake: I . . . Next question!
Jade: I'm a virgin. Luxians can't have sex until they are married.

11. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?

Jake: i guess. i mean i dated a few guys.
Raven: nope. besides i'm married. I'm happy with my husband. i just hope he's happy with me.
Jade: ehhh once or twice but not really my cup of tea.

12. Lovely. So, what is your favorite curse word?

Jake: i try not to as much as possible.
Raven: i actually can't.
Jade: Too many but i like god dammit alot.

13. When was the last time you threw up?

jake: people keep track of that?
raven: probably when i was pregnant.

14. Have any mental illnesses?

Jake: Depression if that counts.
Raven: Same.
Jade: Agreed! who doesn't have depression or anxity?

15. What is your biggest phobia?

Raven: Skin walkers for sure.
Jade: (quietly) Harpies. ever since i was on my dragon and got attacked by them.
Jake: here they are afraid of monsters but i'd say mine is letting my kingdom down or someone i'm close to like my girlfriend or family.

16. Do you crossdress often?

Jade: yesss. no one takes a female fighter serious in other kingdoms.
Jake: when i was little jade made me dress up like her so she could sneak out.
Raven: you looked so cute in those dresses. as for me, no i haven't.

17. Have any addictions?

Jade: Chocolate. 100 percent chocolate or Ice cream.
Jake: not really.
Raven: not exactly. i really like stealing my husband from his work to come cuddle though. he says im addicted to cuddles.

18. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?

Jade: That harpy attack i told you about.
Jake: I've had two assisnation attempts on me becasue of me being King. But they never got close enough to me.
Raven: I haven't. there was once an attack happened at the castle but nothing happened to us.

19. Have the men in white coats ever taken you away?

Jade: (tilts head) WHite coats? I think we are safe from them.

20. Are the men in white coats after you?

Jade: What the hell? i just said we are safe from them. if not i will scare them off with Drogo.
Jake: Drogo is a huge fire dragon. and sorry interviewer. she doesn't mean that.

21. Do you snore?

(Both girls look at Jake)
Jake: Me, i do. Jade kind of does but its very quiet.

22. Are you drooling right now?

Jake: Kind of i was promised steak after this and i'm starving.
Jade: he thinks of food alot. and i mean alot!

23. Let’s say that this room was about to explode, and you could save one other person in here. Who would you choose?

Jake: i think i can agree with both of them and say we would kill ourselves to save the third person.
Jade: or i'd say Raven because Jake is fast and would get out in time. but yeah you don't ask siblings this!
Raven: (panicking)

24. When was the last time you used the toilet?

Jade: i veto this question. its gross.
Jake: same here.

25. Have you ever kissed a girl?

Jake: Yeah i do alot.
Jade: i will find out who this girl is i swear. no i havent.
Raven: By accident i did.

26. Did you like it?

Jake: of course i did.
Raven: It was my first kiss and it was on accident. it wasn't bad.

27. The little voices in your head. Do you talk to them?

Jade: Is it normal not to?
Jake: (sigh and shakes head)
28. Were you made fun of in school? Why?

Raven: y-yeah alot. because i'm so shy and not like my siblings.
Jade: yeah for being too much of a tom boy.
Jake: i wasn't. but now im worried about my sisters more.

29. I can’t think of a question to ask you. Have any comments?

Jake: nope.
Raven: Not at all.
Jade: why did we do this?

30. This interview has ended? Are you gleeful? Or would you like to complete our 100 question survey over thumbtacks?

Jade: (leaves room and drags Raven with her)
Jake: Sorry but no. i must go . . . king things! (bolts out)