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thevampiredio In reply to ??? [2016-10-20 23:51:24 +0000 UTC]

hahaha people keep saying that.

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cat5321 [2016-01-07 21:35:36 +0000 UTC]

It's having an ass effect on him

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thevampiredio In reply to cat5321 [2016-01-08 02:05:57 +0000 UTC]

thats right man!

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CharlieIndigoalpha76 [2014-11-07 20:27:11 +0000 UTC]

MY creator is wondering if that is Pitbull as Shepard-Commander

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thevampiredio In reply to CharlieIndigoalpha76 [2014-11-10 03:00:48 +0000 UTC]

hahahha people keep saying that. lolz.

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CharlieIndigoalpha76 In reply to thevampiredio [2014-11-10 17:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Acknowledged.

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sucieFue [2013-08-18 02:44:25 +0000 UTC]

Dat Mass

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thevampiredio In reply to sucieFue [2013-08-19 02:32:42 +0000 UTC]

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DarylChin [2013-05-02 16:15:55 +0000 UTC]

Little Shepard: *deep voice* Assuming Control...

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thevampiredio In reply to DarylChin [2013-05-03 02:02:02 +0000 UTC]

shepard!

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DarylChin In reply to thevampiredio [2013-05-03 04:39:26 +0000 UTC]

Little Shepard: *Whips out self from pants* This hurts you.

Miranda:

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thevampiredio In reply to DarylChin [2013-05-03 06:12:41 +0000 UTC]

lolwtf...

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DarylChin In reply to thevampiredio [2013-05-04 10:49:52 +0000 UTC]

yeah, what the fish indeed.

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GhoulMine1 [2012-09-01 20:38:52 +0000 UTC]

That's exactly what me and my custom male Shephard were thinking.
But the "Child nightmare" from Mass Effect 3 made it really awkward for me later ;__;

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thevampiredio In reply to GhoulMine1 [2012-09-03 02:22:11 +0000 UTC]

lolz whats that child nightmare gotta do with DATASS??

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GhoulMine1 In reply to thevampiredio [2012-09-03 14:32:18 +0000 UTC]

If she's gonna be Shephard Jr.'s mom then GOD KNOWS whats gonna happen if she walks around in the Cerberus outfit......Oh god Bioware PLEASE DON'T LET THAT PLOT HOLE BE USED IN THE 4TH GAME!
I NEEDZ Dat ass!

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thevampiredio In reply to GhoulMine1 [2012-09-04 01:22:33 +0000 UTC]

lolollololol

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Vert8472 [2011-12-13 07:40:22 +0000 UTC]

Shepard: I wonder what will happen if I investigate *puts glasses on* DAT ASS
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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thevampiredio In reply to Vert8472 [2011-12-14 07:43:17 +0000 UTC]

yeaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

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Vert8472 In reply to thevampiredio [2011-12-14 09:43:24 +0000 UTC]

lol

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ToughSoldier [2011-10-21 15:11:53 +0000 UTC]



...I'd tap that

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thevampiredio In reply to ToughSoldier [2011-10-24 07:42:09 +0000 UTC]

awwyeahh!!!

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Skriptz298 [2011-08-10 02:32:45 +0000 UTC]

Lolz!!! FAV!!!

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thevampiredio In reply to Skriptz298 [2011-08-10 07:03:12 +0000 UTC]

hahaha thanks!

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gloriagoodbye [2011-08-07 08:53:14 +0000 UTC]

God, and I thought my ass was huge. Dayum.

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thevampiredio In reply to gloriagoodbye [2011-08-08 02:18:43 +0000 UTC]

lolz!

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Bahamut285 [2011-06-24 21:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Your Shepard kind of looks like Pitbull with the shades, LOL

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thevampiredio In reply to Bahamut285 [2011-06-27 01:53:03 +0000 UTC]

hahaha yeah!

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13lackFriday [2011-04-05 03:50:20 +0000 UTC]

dat ass requires investigation. shepard goin in.....

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thevampiredio In reply to 13lackFriday [2011-04-06 06:19:22 +0000 UTC]

ok dude. i'll be your backup.

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LoneKiller1992 [2011-02-26 20:08:08 +0000 UTC]

.... Wow.

So round...

Where do you get those AWESOME specs! 8D

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thevampiredio In reply to LoneKiller1992 [2011-02-28 04:24:15 +0000 UTC]

join ceberus now! get enhanced bodies if you make it to senior position. also comes with free skin tight body suit.

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LoneKiller1992 In reply to thevampiredio [2011-03-01 00:56:59 +0000 UTC]

Daaaamn! Where do I enlist?

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thevampiredio In reply to LoneKiller1992 [2011-03-01 05:54:38 +0000 UTC]

unfortunately i dunno.

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LoneKiller1992 In reply to thevampiredio [2011-03-03 22:19:46 +0000 UTC]

Fuck

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KaiserWizard [2011-02-20 23:38:16 +0000 UTC]

DATASS needs supervision.yes.or investigation.

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thevampiredio In reply to KaiserWizard [2011-02-21 04:46:55 +0000 UTC]

yes very much!

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adamiscool [2011-02-16 02:03:39 +0000 UTC]

i said the same thing whenever i saw "Dat Ass" in the game XD

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thevampiredio In reply to adamiscool [2011-02-18 02:25:41 +0000 UTC]

hahah brofist!!

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adamiscool In reply to thevampiredio [2011-02-18 08:30:31 +0000 UTC]

-Brofists-

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liberator7 [2010-10-15 02:04:31 +0000 UTC]

*EDI pops up* That was a joke.

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thevampiredio In reply to liberator7 [2010-10-15 06:51:50 +0000 UTC]

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viet1125 [2010-09-28 15:44:01 +0000 UTC]

she wants Shepard to say 'yes' and agree to help her Miranda sure knows how to make men stand up attention

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thevampiredio In reply to viet1125 [2010-09-29 01:36:55 +0000 UTC]

awwyearrrrr

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AlaskanTiger [2010-09-26 17:44:58 +0000 UTC]

She Is A Very good ASSet to the team (:

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thevampiredio In reply to AlaskanTiger [2010-09-27 07:05:09 +0000 UTC]

awwyearrrr /highfive

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AlaskanTiger In reply to thevampiredio [2010-09-27 21:56:01 +0000 UTC]

UHH HUHH!

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RedZealot6 [2010-08-13 17:07:30 +0000 UTC]

In after

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thevampiredio In reply to RedZealot6 [2010-08-16 02:35:37 +0000 UTC]

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RedZealot6 In reply to thevampiredio [2010-08-16 02:55:38 +0000 UTC]

The shades were shooped in, correct?

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