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... and the award for the officially silliest, weirdest, most absurd and absolutely least likely pairing EVER (.... like ever) goes tooooo....
SomaXGrell.

Yeah that's right. This pairing happened. It all started when , otherwise known as Prince Soma, declared of all people ME, a crazy-ass Grell cosplayer her substitute butler because , otherwise known as Agni, hardly ever has time for anything because of her job... and considering that I'm actually pretty lazy myself, I guess I'm a pretty dedicated substitute butler. Anyways, that "relationship" actually seemed to be a little more than just that of a butler and his boss. I still don't remember HOW it happened, but at some point, we were sitting on the underground and fighting over who of us would get to be Seme and who would be Uke, and that was just the beginning of it all. That night the two of us were sharing a bed, and while "Finny", whose bed we were sharing in the first place, was just "lying around on the floor being happy", we were lying around and calling quite some other people from our cosplay group (to wit, Agni, Undertaker, Ciel and Sebastian in this order) to ask them about our weird pairing, and in the end we were nothing smarter because everyone said something else, and then I ended up being the Seme just because all of a sudden, we thought the Undertaker might just walk in and cause mayhem and I said, to avoid that, and to protect everyone else, I'd just sacrifice myself if he felt like raping anyone, and well...
And at some other point we found ourselves hugging each other in Sebastian's room for some reason both of us absolutely can't remember, and we were both thinking the same: This pairing is absolute nonsense.

Then, being friends with me has its issues in any case. Cause you know, when I get fed up with people being too lazy to get up and keep lying around in bed and don't mind getting up to get some "breakfast" at one o'clock in the afternoon because they're too busy staring at their fricken reflection (Remember that day, Sebas-chan?) or something like that, I tend to just picking them up and carrying them around. Reactions to that go from "Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa what the hell are you doing, get me down!" (<-- Ciel) to "Really, now don't tell me I'm not heavy!" (<-- Finny) or "C'mon somebody take a f*ckin' picture!" (<-- Sebas-chan, unfortunatley, no cameras were around), and so one day, in the most absurd fanfiction ever, also known as my life, the following happened :

Finny, Soma and Grell are on their way to the store to get purple hair dye (note: Grell was just halfway through giving Soma a new haircut and someone *cough*Finny*cough* had to stay there and make sure Grell would use SCISSORS and not his CHAINSAW), and at some point, they all stop at a red pedestrian light.
Suddenly, Soma feels he gets too lazy to walk. So he turns to Grell, who's now his substitute butler because Agni doesn't have time, and he says, "Grell, I don't feel like walking myself. Carry me!"
That order (which was actually meant as a joke) is followed by a brief silence, and then, Grell says, "Whatever you say", and he picks Soma up and carries him across the street princess style, followed by the puzzled looks of all the people around them. Once they're on the other side then, he stops, grins from ear to ear and says, "I'll bet Agni never carries you around like that!"

So. That was a hellishly long explanation to a hellishly out-of-character pairing (cause let's be honest, if Soma ever ran into Grell, he would take to his heels and run far, far away), and if you read it up to here, I hope I didn't ruin your day with my silly randomness. But well, with me and my friends, all drugs are unnecessary, we can get high on one another's presence...

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... and the award for the officially silliest, weirdest, most absurd and absolutely least likely pairing EVER (.... like ever) goes tooooo....
SomaXGrell.

Yeah that's right. This pairing happened. It all started when , otherwise known as Prince Soma, declared of all people ME, a crazy-ass Grell cosplayer her substitute butler because , otherwise known as Agni, hardly ever has time for anything because of her job... and considering that I'm actually pretty lazy myself, I guess I'm a pretty dedicated substitute butler. Anyways, that "relationship" actually seemed to be a little more than just that of a butler and his boss. I still don't remember HOW it happened, but at some point, we were sitting on the underground and fighting over who of us would get to be Seme and who would be Uke, and that was just the beginning of it all. That night the two of us were sharing a bed, and while "Finny", whose bed we were sharing in the first place, was just "lying around on the floor being happy", we were lying around and calling quite some other people from our cosplay group (to wit, Agni, Undertaker, Ciel and Sebastian in this order) to ask them about our weird pairing, and in the end we were nothing smarter because everyone said something else, and then I ended up being the Seme just because all of a sudden, we thought the Undertaker might just walk in and cause mayhem and I said, to avoid that, and to protect everyone else, I'd just sacrifice myself if he felt like raping anyone, and well...
And at some other point we found ourselves hugging each other in Sebastian's room for some reason both of us absolutely can't remember, and we were both thinking the same: This pairing is absolute nonsense.

Then, being friends with me has its issues in any case. Cause you know, when I get fed up with people being too lazy to get up and keep lying around in bed and don't mind getting up to get some "breakfast" at one o'clock in the afternoon because they're too busy staring at their fricken reflection (Remember that day, Sebas-chan?) or something like that, I tend to just picking them up and carrying them around. Reactions to that go from "Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa what the hell are you doing, get me down!" (<-- Ciel) to "Really, now don't tell me I'm not heavy!" (<-- Finny) or "C'mon somebody take a f*ckin' picture!" (<-- Sebas-chan, unfortunatley, no cameras were around), and so one day, in the most absurd fanfiction ever, also known as my life, the following happened :

Finny, Soma and Grell are on their way to the store to get purple hair dye (note: Grell was just halfway through giving Soma a new haircut and someone *cough*Finny*cough* had to stay there and make sure Grell would use SCISSORS and not his CHAINSAW), and at some point, they all stop at a red pedestrian light.
Suddenly, Soma feels he gets too lazy to walk. So he turns to Grell, who's now his substitute butler because Agni doesn't have time, and he says, "Grell, I don't feel like walking myself. Carry me!"
That order (which was actually meant as a joke) is followed by a brief silence, and then, Grell says, "Whatever you say", and he picks Soma up and carries him across the street princess style, followed by the puzzled looks of all the people around them. Once they're on the other side then, he stops, grins from ear to ear and says, "I'll bet Agni never carries you around like that!"

So. That was a hellishly long explanation to a hellishly out-of-character pairing (cause let's be honest, if Soma ever ran into Grell, he would take to his heels and run far, far away), and if you read it up to here, I hope I didn't ruin your day with my silly randomness. But well, with me and my friends, all drugs are unnecessary, we can get high on one another's presence...