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Published: 2008-10-27 18:35:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 5073; Favourites: 132; Downloads: 0
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ohgod I spent all day colouring a stupid commission comic and the art in it scalded my retinas. I miss drawing my own stuff so I doodled tripod bastard and wangsting archeologist from my main comic: Chaos.That's Hippocrates' default face. I think he smiled once in all the 86 pages of my comic which is a stellar achievement for someone like him. He has a "I need to get laid" face. It happens when you have contempt for society and little to no remorse for people. He has wires stuck to his head sometimes because he handles the Chaotic databases.
The archeologist is Chaoter Hazardnovic. He's the protagonist and he is very, very tired of shit happening to him. He also got pwned by Hippocrates on several occasions and lost his house to a missile so he wants to slaughter the tripod bastard for releasing said missile. He's doing it for his koi fish who died in the explosion. They were innocent.
More serious stuff later. It's almost 3 am here wow
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yay for more chaos stuff.. i love his headgear.. and the teabots. too cute :3
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I love your teabots XD I kinda imagine them with such a cute voice like the turrets. Does the number on it show when the tea is ready? Like a countdown?
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XD Thanks, they're the friendlier units of Chaos. I agree, they need a cute voice, haha XDD
The number is the temperature of the tea. When enemies arrive, they heat up the tea to high levels >D
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It's not online, lawls.. and it won't be published in English which makes me weep tears of crimson.
Maybe someday I'll scan it and add in English text, no better language to portray massive sarcasm.
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I think I fell in love with Hipoocrates because of is "I need to get laid"-face. Dunno why... Birds of a feather, maybe? XD
And I still love the teabots.
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LMAO. Yes, my most unloved character, even my family members hate him. You have a better chance than Hippocrates. I guarantee it!
Yeah, they're fun and easy to draw. XD
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Is this what you were doing while we talked? Nice! XD
I like the teabots but they kinda make me think of headcrabs. Only with a persuasive edge.
"Come on, you know you like us and you know you like tea, so just go put us on your head already. >:3"
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No, I was drawing something else. This is just a crapdoodle done at the last moment. When I was talking to you, I was drawing this: [link]
lol I never thought of that. They can't manipulate people since they're the lowest level machines *n* They can only scald people with tea. 8D
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Scalded by hot tea? That's a plenty of motivation.
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BECAUSE DIA CONFUSES HIPPOCRATES. ILLOGICAL SCIENTIST VS LOGICAL SCIENTIST.
*round bell ring DINGDINGDINGGG* FIGHT.
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HIPPOCRATES IS CONFUSED BY RANDUMB.
HE USES INDIFFERENT FACE AND MISSILES.
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Dia is crippled by missiles but is amused by WHUTFAEC
HE TOSSES MUFFIN
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LMAO
HIPPOCRATES IS TERRIFIED BY MUFFIN (because it is not a scone)
HE USES AND SELF-TERMINATES. CHAOS IS DONE FOR AND DIA IS NOW THE HERO OF ZENTRUM.
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LOLOL
ALL HAIL DIA
Zentrum is magically dianized with rainbows and flying eyeballs and muffins. HAPPY ENDING.
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It's not fully coloured though *n* but it's retardedly inked and done 8D
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No matter, I still would like to see into it! 8D
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I'm only allowed to post 4 pages and character sheets since it's published locally. I'll scan them soon and add English text.
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What a set back! Locally? >> I look forward to seeing them whenever they come up!
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Yeah, I hate my local language, it kills everything.
I'll probably sell it, if I'm not lazy to add text 8D
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I love your grumpy adorable bastards. 
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I love the teabots, they are cute! I scare myself sometimes.
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It looks like the teabots also double as head warmers and if you put two together you can watch them fight over which one serves tea first. I wonder if they can serve green tea...
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Lool XD Yeah, sometimes they fight over the right to refill tea. They can make any sort of tea and will go into killmode if asked to make coffee *u*
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GAHTEABOTSyum. Iced tea plz? :3
Stop making awesome charactuuuuurs you'll make me love them all. <3 Grumpy tripod ftw.
~Zemmy who is replying late to everything. O-x
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XD one ice tea coming up, rofl.
but these characters are older than my grandmaaaa. *u*
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EEK! You replied five days ago...? D: I phail at liiiiiife...~
YUMBRISK.*chomp*
LOL they must be old. Unless you have a 10 year old grandma or something. *rofl*
~Zemmy
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LOL He should meet Vanessa, my Nazi girl. 8D she has that face as well!
'He's doing it for his koi fish who died in the explosion. They were innocent.'
ROFL! XD win 8D
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teabot is innocent, you cannot hurt teabot. ;3
what does the 45 mean? seems like some archaic symbol.
KIOFISh
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Loll XD Chaoter smashes them all the time ;; HE'S LIKE GORDON FREEMAN OF THE ARCHAIA MOVEMENT >8((
45 is the current temparature of the tea. XD
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D8< NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo! innocent teapot killer! i crowbar him nooooow!
XD ha. lol nice. teabot keeps tea hot.
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Then he will be like "IS THAT A CHALLENGE KIND MADAM? NOW FACE MY PICKAXE DDD<<<<"
Yeah, and when enemies arrive, they increase the temparature to scald archeologists with it >8D
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I counter with evil otter face. >:3 "ARGH I WILL FIGHT WITH THE POWERS OF TEAAAAAAA AND FAILSPAH!" *poofs and disappears*
lol. nice. the ultimate attack and nice drink machine ever! :3
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teabots are motherfucking cute ^o^ *3*
tripod O_O... wow, I didn't see that coming... well, more awesomeness to do ^^
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Were his fish really innocent? I love how you draw wires so so much. <33
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"lays a trail of tripod cookies before tripod" >83 come tripod come to the testing room
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Oh Lord I love your stuff! *^_^* Tea-bots...pffft...coffee-bots are still far superior! 
I can't help but see a bit of Vegi-Chan/The Major in the archeologist...it makes me smile extra-hard.
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H-crates must drink such a lot of tea, It's fatal for his heart! :< Chaoter? I think I haven't seen him for a while, like... 2 years!? Draw archeologists more often plz :3
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