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is that mace always smashed into a table or other inanimate object when not in use?
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As Crusader Kings have taught me, it is more pious to murder your spouse than ask the Pope for a divorce.
Also the murder rabbit looks way to happy at the idea.
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Aw, Elves.
Infinitely more wise than humans, still think that backstabbing their loved ones is the only solution.
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Unless she means killing other womans going after her man, yandere style!Β Β Β
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... *picks you up and places you in the corner*Β
You stay there and think on what you've said...
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Β Β I regret nothing! It COULD be true!Β Β Β
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I had a flash to Futurama, and the talking heads in the glass jars... I'm sure there's a spell out there somewhere.
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So whose head's in the jar?Β And I've notice the Vorpal Bunny is a teetotaler.
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Probably best to keep a sober vorpal engine of destruction.
With great power and all that ....
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But I don't see a glass of carrot juice in front of him, just a bowl of nuts.
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Are you sure those aren't carrot-bites?
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I must not have any wisdom. I got a divorce before I killed my ex.
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Yeah, that's about how long-term relationships work.
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Well, good to know they have that in common with us mere humans, then.
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The head in a jar seems to say she already murdered him...
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It is her tool to keep the head alive.
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Maybe it's so she technically didn't kill him?
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The head is her husband's, and she won't divorce him, but she will kill him is the joke.
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Oh! I didnβt notice the head in the jar... Aaall right...
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Isn't the head in the jar a goblin???
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Well, you know what happens when you turn a cucumber to a pickle... Maybe thatβs the way Sauron turned elves to orcs...Β Β
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Sisters of different races sharing one's rage memories over a pint, glass, whatever. Good times.
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She seems a little heavy-handed with her mace..
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Is it me, or does that head in the jar look like Yoda?
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More like Beast Boy.
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Hmm... I still see Yoda. 
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If that head in that jar is anything to go by I'd say someone has done more than just think about murder.
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I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the late husband of the tavern owner's wife?
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My mom says the same thing! But she also says my dad's life insurance policy isn't enough, so he's more valuable to her alive.
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Even the killer rabbit thinks this is strange.
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