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BerryJammer7 [2018-01-04 05:07:55 +0000 UTC]
is that mace always smashed into a table or other inanimate object when not in use?
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Buggy300 [2017-12-08 05:54:05 +0000 UTC]
As Crusader Kings have taught me, it is more pious to murder your spouse than ask the Pope for a divorce.
Also the murder rabbit looks way to happy at the idea.
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DreadedOne131 [2017-12-07 16:49:23 +0000 UTC]
Long time to be married π
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Weidenlied [2017-12-07 11:14:19 +0000 UTC]
...Elves must know best, rrrrriiiiight?
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Rexlare [2017-12-07 06:56:55 +0000 UTC]
Aw, Elves.
Infinitely more wise than humans, still think that backstabbing their loved ones is the only solution.
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emmerlaus In reply to Rexlare [2017-12-15 19:23:05 +0000 UTC]
Unless she means killing other womans going after her man, yandere style!Β Β Β
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Rexlare In reply to emmerlaus [2017-12-16 02:12:11 +0000 UTC]
... *picks you up and places you in the corner*Β
You stay there and think on what you've said...
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emmerlaus In reply to Rexlare [2017-12-16 05:38:21 +0000 UTC]
Β Β I regret nothing! It COULD be true!Β Β Β
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DTavona [2017-12-07 06:47:37 +0000 UTC]
I had a flash to Futurama, and the talking heads in the glass jars... I'm sure there's a spell out there somewhere.
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TheCreeperSWE [2017-12-07 04:40:33 +0000 UTC]
Even the bunny looks concerned
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cullyferg2010 [2017-12-07 02:28:02 +0000 UTC]
So whose head's in the jar?Β And I've notice the Vorpal Bunny is a teetotaler.
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Shenachie In reply to cullyferg2010 [2017-12-07 14:23:29 +0000 UTC]
Probably best to keep a sober vorpal engine of destruction.
With great power and all that ....
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cullyferg2010 In reply to Shenachie [2017-12-07 17:05:51 +0000 UTC]
But I don't see a glass of carrot juice in front of him, just a bowl of nuts.
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Shenachie In reply to cullyferg2010 [2017-12-08 13:54:30 +0000 UTC]
Are you sure those aren't carrot-bites?
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popandchips [2017-12-07 01:40:27 +0000 UTC]
I must not have any wisdom. I got a divorce before I killed my ex.
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Regolith247 [2017-12-06 23:33:08 +0000 UTC]
Well, good to know they have that in common with us mere humans, then.
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k4jdesu [2017-12-06 22:04:51 +0000 UTC]
m e
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tron1112 [2017-12-06 20:02:04 +0000 UTC]
yup
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EeVeeEe1999 [2017-12-06 19:59:08 +0000 UTC]
Wise?
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bear48 [2017-12-06 19:15:55 +0000 UTC]
Oh my
nice oneΒ
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beez1717 [2017-12-06 18:08:52 +0000 UTC]
The head in a jar seems to say she already murdered him...
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beez1717 In reply to Schwarzer--Ritter [2017-12-06 20:55:46 +0000 UTC]
Maybe it's so she technically didn't kill him?
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01pxgx2 In reply to dlambeaut [2017-12-06 21:27:21 +0000 UTC]
The head is her husband's, and she won't divorce him, but she will kill him is the joke.
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dlambeaut In reply to 01pxgx2 [2017-12-06 22:33:12 +0000 UTC]
Oh! I didnβt notice the head in the jar... Aaall right...
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rb10625 In reply to dlambeaut [2017-12-07 10:30:27 +0000 UTC]
Isn't the head in the jar a goblin???
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dlambeaut In reply to rb10625 [2017-12-07 14:23:42 +0000 UTC]
Well, you know what happens when you turn a cucumber to a pickle... Maybe thatβs the way Sauron turned elves to orcs...Β Β
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masterofshadows [2017-12-06 15:21:32 +0000 UTC]
She seems a little heavy-handed with her mace..
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Woodgnome01 [2017-12-06 13:26:35 +0000 UTC]
If that head in that jar is anything to go by I'd say someone has done more than just think about murder.
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DTavona In reply to Woodgnome01 [2017-12-07 06:45:37 +0000 UTC]
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the late husband of the tavern owner's wife?
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MaliceInTheAbyss [2017-12-06 13:06:17 +0000 UTC]
My mom says the same thing! But she also says my dad's life insurance policy isn't enough, so he's more valuable to her alive.
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MadPrism [2017-12-06 13:06:09 +0000 UTC]
Even the killer rabbit thinks this is strange.
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