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clockworkmukie [2007-11-11 04:37:34 +0000 UTC]
Yes! I knew someone felt the same!
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nashua [2006-12-23 07:19:42 +0000 UTC]
teeheee...ipod nanos.
I'm too tired to say anything else
ohh my head...
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danielzklein [2006-03-21 04:09:32 +0000 UTC]
Once I found Solace in my closet. I was all like, wtf are you doing in my closet, you scantily-clad landlubbing hobbithobo, and he just squeaked in their crazy bird language, trying to pick little breadcrumbs off my pullover, but I had left them there on purpose so I'd find the way back to my GROIN and I was all like summoning the Wrath of God to smite his little feathery hobbithobo ass, but then God kind of transsubstantiated into half a corndog and Solace started writing for TV.
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blue-elem3nt [2006-03-13 01:09:10 +0000 UTC]
Definately deserving of a DD. XD
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Remedies [2006-03-05 10:24:38 +0000 UTC]
I had a very picky friend of mine read your piece. He loved it, was very much entertained and acknowledge the utter quality of your writing
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Remedies [2006-02-27 05:28:09 +0000 UTC]
I spent a lunch break with your temperamental reindeer, laughing out in front of a plate getting cold. It's a brilliant piece, original and truly well written. Plays or texts relying on dialogue are hard to get into. Here you manage to get each of the deer personnality in a single opening sentence, creating an instant will to know what they're going to say next.
The references you use are beautifully twisted. They can be slightly confusing if not well-known to the reader.
Still, it's brilliant. Such witticism should get spread.
Cheers,
Matt
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thzinc [2006-01-15 13:20:50 +0000 UTC]
This is some quality work here. I laughed very audibly--at 05:00 no less--while reading through this. Tim, you rock. You rock profusely.
May Steve Jobs be flown to Valhalla on the backs of valkyries... *chuckle*
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ditzydoggy93 [2006-01-05 02:42:09 +0000 UTC]
Oh, oh. That's so funny!!!!!
Glad that by getting a Nano this year I lightened the sleigh's load..but I feel bad that I eliminated 7 of the reindeer's jobs. Lol, XBOX year...hillarious. This is a wonderful, great perspective story!! Fantastic job!!
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razureoblivion [2006-01-03 20:52:30 +0000 UTC]
ahaha that was fantastic! i enjoyed it very much!
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love-dream-draw [2006-01-02 17:13:58 +0000 UTC]
This was definately great! Mine doesn't even compare!
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Mizamour [2006-01-02 02:52:49 +0000 UTC]
That is absolutely awesome! Hilarious! They're so well characterized, and this all is done so wittily, with such good humor and fun... awesome!
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SEStevens [2005-12-31 19:23:07 +0000 UTC]
Tim, congratulations on a well-done piece and also for starting to finally get the attention you deserve. I was chuckling the entire time.
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SylverStrike [2005-12-31 13:09:52 +0000 UTC]
Man, that's a good piece of writing. You so deserve to win. And yay Steve Jobs!
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0bl1v1on [2005-12-26 05:23:07 +0000 UTC]
I love it! It was so witty! Give Son of Vikk my deepest apologies.
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Amritsar [2005-12-26 05:00:10 +0000 UTC]
That was insane. My brother and I are making plans to make a santa clause videogame (though not really seriously) and so we're doing everything we can to do funny insane stuff with Santa, the elves and the workshop, but I never thought of doing anything with the reindeer. This thing was awesome. I particularly like the whole thing with Xbox year and the nanos. Ah, good old consumer driven society lol
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Gothchick101 [2005-12-26 04:59:03 +0000 UTC]
Genius! Pure genius! It had my Mom laughing so hard as I read it aloud to her.
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Kiriska [2005-12-26 04:22:05 +0000 UTC]
Beautiful. :]
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storytellerninja [2005-12-26 02:25:04 +0000 UTC]
Jolly old milk and cookie-ass
Cookie-ass!! Hahahahahaha!
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sapphirefox1988 [2005-12-26 02:01:59 +0000 UTC]
Haters of the Germin raindeer unite!
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SacrumRainStyormz [2005-12-26 01:51:31 +0000 UTC]
So incredibly funny! Poor Vik! God, I always wondered why Santa had a reindeer named Vixen...lol someone should draw that Christmas party where Vik is passed out and dressed in a slutty dress...hehe...
~Adieu
~Happeh Holidayz!!
~sRs
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lelekelley [2005-12-26 01:28:17 +0000 UTC]
Seriously, this made my sides hurt I could not stop laughing, and the "rear estate" absolutely brilliant.
I'm so glad this won.
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deathndesires [2005-12-25 21:20:23 +0000 UTC]
Congrats on the DD ^_^
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ashellessmind [2005-12-25 20:58:13 +0000 UTC]
I got an Ipod nano for christmas. Therefore this piece has my utter approval.
Congratulation on beating mine and hundreds of other entries. You deserved it, I'm sure.
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nalukiki [2005-12-25 20:53:38 +0000 UTC]
I have to say...I knew all the reindeer were secretly bitter. Knew it.
But that was hilarious beyond belief. Glad you added some Christmas cheer today. Waking up at 6 and cleaning the entire house isn't my idea of fun, but, you added laughs to it.
Happy holidays to you!
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Demonfaerieaeryka [2005-12-25 20:40:12 +0000 UTC]
Your awesomeness makes me smile. *snorts cause her brother got a Nano*
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MystWilliams [2005-12-25 17:57:14 +0000 UTC]
Wonderfully deserving. Great work.
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dragonwolfstryde [2005-12-25 17:54:13 +0000 UTC]
xD That was wonderful. Thanks for cheering up my empty holiday this year. +fav
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Fourrunning [2005-12-25 16:18:21 +0000 UTC]
This was absolutely brilliant. It should be published or something. Absolutely fantastic job.
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watchers [2005-12-25 15:19:18 +0000 UTC]
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triptychr In reply to watchers [2005-12-25 20:37:28 +0000 UTC]
I started with a general plan when I began writing, but they evetually slipped into styles all their own. A few reindeer even switched gender, which is one of their lesser-known powers, I guess.
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