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Published: 2008-01-04 19:44:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 2446; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 37
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Description Yeah, inspired by Denis Leary's song
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sorry folks for usin your flag, but as I said, inspired by Denis Leary, so send complains to him

[update] Stroke the font, so it's better to read now ^-^
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Comments: 26

liiimbo [2014-11-10 04:32:03 +0000 UTC]

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be-

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tufkaP In reply to liiimbo [2014-11-11 16:45:52 +0000 UTC]

Hey! hey! hey! Hey, hey! You know, you really are an asshole, do you?

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liiimbo In reply to tufkaP [2014-11-11 22:20:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh, just shut up and sing the song!

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tufkaP In reply to liiimbo [2014-11-13 21:20:19 +0000 UTC]

I feel this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship

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liiimbo In reply to tufkaP [2014-11-13 21:53:02 +0000 UTC]

FRIENDSHIP?!

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Acura0000 [2011-02-21 15:02:41 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAD TO USE THAT FLAG?
REALY?
WTF IS UP WITH THE FUCKING WORLD!

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red-like-wine [2011-01-22 01:26:29 +0000 UTC]

im American and i love this and i have no clue who Denis Leary is

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rallyroundthefamily [2009-04-26 00:29:14 +0000 UTC]

word up, yo. ive been looking for a stamp that pretty much nails down my personality and you've done it. besides, what better inspiration than denis leary?

nice work :]

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tufkaP In reply to rallyroundthefamily [2009-04-29 17:40:49 +0000 UTC]

I guess it's something that had to be done - if I hadn't done it, someone else would have

as you say, Denis Learys spirit is kinda everywhere, I guess

thanks for the fav and your comment

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rallyroundthefamily In reply to tufkaP [2009-04-29 20:18:06 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome :]

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Graveyard-Keeper [2008-09-07 20:39:38 +0000 UTC]

Hahahah, good one.

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tufkaP In reply to Graveyard-Keeper [2008-09-08 18:47:14 +0000 UTC]

thank ye

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Graveyard-Keeper In reply to tufkaP [2008-10-17 11:14:57 +0000 UTC]

Is it available with a different background?

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tufkaP In reply to Graveyard-Keeper [2008-10-18 19:54:27 +0000 UTC]

xD why should it be?

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Graveyard-Keeper In reply to tufkaP [2008-10-20 02:02:12 +0000 UTC]

I don't know...some international asshole distinctive, so I could relate

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tufkaP In reply to Graveyard-Keeper [2008-10-24 19:13:53 +0000 UTC]

lol

yeah why not

any favorite nation?

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Graveyard-Keeper In reply to tufkaP [2008-10-25 16:47:31 +0000 UTC]

Heh, that'd put you in some trouble. maybe one plain, indistinctive stamp for us assholes all around the world. That would be neat.

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tufkaP In reply to Graveyard-Keeper [2008-10-25 18:21:24 +0000 UTC]

[link] like this?

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Graveyard-Keeper In reply to tufkaP [2008-10-25 23:23:19 +0000 UTC]



You rule.

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tufkaP In reply to Graveyard-Keeper [2008-10-26 11:43:36 +0000 UTC]

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tufkaP In reply to Graveyard-Keeper [2008-10-25 18:08:08 +0000 UTC]

xD I have to think about that.

*thinking process ends in 3*
*thinking process ends in 2*
*thinking process ends in 1*

okay, I'll do it

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TheNobody1994 [2008-07-13 01:15:06 +0000 UTC]

FACKING OWNED!!


LOVE
IT!!!


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^ irish folk song of DL's.

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tufkaP In reply to TheNobody1994 [2008-07-13 12:41:10 +0000 UTC]

lol, thx

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TheNobody1994 In reply to tufkaP [2008-07-13 22:10:47 +0000 UTC]

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moofied1 [2008-01-09 22:48:40 +0000 UTC]

I knew immediately what it meant!!! for Dennis!

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tufkaP In reply to moofied1 [2008-01-10 12:23:44 +0000 UTC]

hooray ^-^

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