Comments: 26
liiimbo [2014-11-10 04:32:03 +0000 UTC]
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph
Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why
Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be-
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tufkaP In reply to liiimbo [2014-11-11 16:45:52 +0000 UTC]
Hey! hey! hey! Hey, hey! You know, you really are an asshole, do you?
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liiimbo In reply to tufkaP [2014-11-11 22:20:11 +0000 UTC]
Oh, just shut up and sing the song!
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liiimbo In reply to tufkaP [2014-11-13 21:53:02 +0000 UTC]
FRIENDSHIP?!
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Acura0000 [2011-02-21 15:02:41 +0000 UTC]
YOU HAD TO USE THAT FLAG?
REALY?
WTF IS UP WITH THE FUCKING WORLD!
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rallyroundthefamily [2009-04-26 00:29:14 +0000 UTC]
word up, yo. ive been looking for a stamp that pretty much nails down my personality and you've done it. besides, what better inspiration than denis leary?
nice work :]
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tufkaP In reply to Graveyard-Keeper [2008-10-25 18:08:08 +0000 UTC]
xD I have to think about that.
*thinking process ends in 3*
*thinking process ends in 2*
*thinking process ends in 1*
okay, I'll do it
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TheNobody1994 [2008-07-13 01:15:06 +0000 UTC]
FACKING OWNED!!
LOVE
IT!!!
[link]
^ irish folk song of DL's.
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tufkaP In reply to moofied1 [2008-01-10 12:23:44 +0000 UTC]
hooray ^-^
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