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Toni and Bobbi bandit and their avatar/mentor , the great sky ferret ! characters we play in online RP from time to time

Lines by me and Colors by Drunkfu (seriously go visit drunky )

In the Begining

Bobbi and Toni were well-to-do children of a Real Estate contractor father and his beloved wife, a teacher at the local private school who lived a happy if uneventful life in the Virginian suburbs that their dad had helped create and plan.

Dizygotic boy and girl twins that were nigh inseparable and easily well known in the private school where they wreaked havoc on their fellow students with pranks, outrageous schemes, and the occasional fight with bullies. However, one day the twins were playing "Coliseum of Caligula" in the backyard using a frog wearing armor of tinfoil, an ant mound, and a number of toys arrayed in a circle around the spectacle, and had discovered an ancient bronze watch from the colonial era! That time when religious exiles had crossed a boundless ocean to fuck with Indians and spread rats, dogs, and weasels into the wilderness indiscriminately. Instantly enamored with the artifact, both siblings were startled when a spirit sacred to that artifact spoke with them!

Few humans will ever know the nature of the spiritual, intimate discussion that occurs between an avatar and the spirit that chooses to make a pact, or cohabit with them. But in the case of the Bandit sisters it is known, because they posted it on their live journal. It went like this;

"...Psst. Psst, hey, kids!"

Startled, they both looked around for the sound of the mystic voice, soon realizing it had come from the filthy watch at their feet.

It continued. "I can grant you powers beyond belief! All you have to do is...."

"WOW!" One sibling replied. "Awesome, POWERS!"

"...Yah, you wont believe this, it's-!"

"What kind of powers?!" "Ooh can we shoot fireballs when we eat flowers?" "Or fly?!"

"Uh no, but..."

The siblings exchanged looks, and threw the watch back into their Coliseum of sediment and mud where even now a lone brave frog clad only in tinfoil was beating back the heathen ant hordes "Pff, pass."

The watch glimmered in annoyance, and psychically yelled at the two, stopping them in their tracks, "Listen up you fucking kids! If you sign on with me, you can sleep ALL you want, eat all the food you want, be granted super human boons and be closer to your sibling then ever before!"

"Wow!" "Sweet!" "We're in!" "Where do we sign up!?"

It was that day that the Bandit twins accepted the spirit of the Mustelidea into their bodies, both having (apparently) been avatars of unknown strength. The Mustelidea's blessings however, were mixed. They discovered, when one day the twins noticed they had started to become more alike physically in appearance, and also discovered they could psychically converse and cheat on tests, and cause trouble like never before! This was alright for a few months, until their bodies started to undergo more drastic changes, and their parents were forced to withdraw them from the slightly less than prestigious private school and send them to a slightly different private school that specialized in super-humans .
Months Later

"Hey, when you said 'can sleep and eat all you want' we didn't think you meant we HAD to sleep most of the day, or that we had to eat like a full pig each day or we go crazyzors, or that we'd go from Dizygotic twins to identical twins!"

"Well, next time read the fine print. Pfft at ME, will you. How do you brats even know the word dyzotic?"

"Duh, we went to a private school!" "You know, it is kind of awesome yelling in a crowded cafeteria for everyone to stop masticating immediately and know what it means" "True that!"

Description
Toni and Bobbi bandit and their avatar/mentor , the great sky ferret ! characters we play in online RP from time to time

Lines by me and Colors by Drunkfu (seriously go visit drunky )

In the Begining

Bobbi and Toni were well-to-do children of a Real Estate contractor father and his beloved wife, a teacher at the local private school who lived a happy if uneventful life in the Virginian suburbs that their dad had helped create and plan.

Dizygotic boy and girl twins that were nigh inseparable and easily well known in the private school where they wreaked havoc on their fellow students with pranks, outrageous schemes, and the occasional fight with bullies. However, one day the twins were playing "Coliseum of Caligula" in the backyard using a frog wearing armor of tinfoil, an ant mound, and a number of toys arrayed in a circle around the spectacle, and had discovered an ancient bronze watch from the colonial era! That time when religious exiles had crossed a boundless ocean to fuck with Indians and spread rats, dogs, and weasels into the wilderness indiscriminately. Instantly enamored with the artifact, both siblings were startled when a spirit sacred to that artifact spoke with them!

Few humans will ever know the nature of the spiritual, intimate discussion that occurs between an avatar and the spirit that chooses to make a pact, or cohabit with them. But in the case of the Bandit sisters it is known, because they posted it on their live journal. It went like this;

"...Psst. Psst, hey, kids!"

Startled, they both looked around for the sound of the mystic voice, soon realizing it had come from the filthy watch at their feet.

It continued. "I can grant you powers beyond belief! All you have to do is...."

"WOW!" One sibling replied. "Awesome, POWERS!"

"...Yah, you wont believe this, it's-!"

"What kind of powers?!" "Ooh can we shoot fireballs when we eat flowers?" "Or fly?!"

"Uh no, but..."

The siblings exchanged looks, and threw the watch back into their Coliseum of sediment and mud where even now a lone brave frog clad only in tinfoil was beating back the heathen ant hordes "Pff, pass."

The watch glimmered in annoyance, and psychically yelled at the two, stopping them in their tracks, "Listen up you fucking kids! If you sign on with me, you can sleep ALL you want, eat all the food you want, be granted super human boons and be closer to your sibling then ever before!"

"Wow!" "Sweet!" "We're in!" "Where do we sign up!?"

It was that day that the Bandit twins accepted the spirit of the Mustelidea into their bodies, both having (apparently) been avatars of unknown strength. The Mustelidea's blessings however, were mixed. They discovered, when one day the twins noticed they had started to become more alike physically in appearance, and also discovered they could psychically converse and cheat on tests, and cause trouble like never before! This was alright for a few months, until their bodies started to undergo more drastic changes, and their parents were forced to withdraw them from the slightly less than prestigious private school and send them to a slightly different private school that specialized in super-humans .
Months Later

"Hey, when you said 'can sleep and eat all you want' we didn't think you meant we HAD to sleep most of the day, or that we had to eat like a full pig each day or we go crazyzors, or that we'd go from Dizygotic twins to identical twins!"

"Well, next time read the fine print. Pfft at ME, will you. How do you brats even know the word dyzotic?"

"Duh, we went to a private school!" "You know, it is kind of awesome yelling in a crowded cafeteria for everyone to stop masticating immediately and know what it means" "True that!"