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U1trawoman β€” I am the One Percent

Published: 2012-01-05 21:59:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 4857; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 1
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Description Admit it. We all know it. Ask anyone. Even Walkiria, the Soviet Supertramp, and failed mayoral candidate Mindy Marvel will tell you. Ultrawoman is stronger, faster, and has abilities far above those of mortal men and women. She was genetically engineered to physical perfection by an advanced alien race.

Ultrawoman IS the 1% and she has returned to Angel Falls!



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U1trawoman In reply to ??? [2012-01-15 18:50:37 +0000 UTC]

You are the 1 in that one percent Lover!

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TheGreatEdski [2012-01-11 00:21:11 +0000 UTC]

Ummm nothing for nothing, but like I noticed you didn't mention the Destroy of Guth in there. [link]


Yeah I'm being a smart ass, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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U1trawoman In reply to TheGreatEdski [2012-01-11 03:02:01 +0000 UTC]

Well I always say. Better a smart ass than a dumb ass

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TheGreatEdski In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-23 04:09:57 +0000 UTC]

And best to cover thy ass and run for cover.

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brad328 [2012-01-07 03:33:32 +0000 UTC]

Okay, lets see:

Anyone that opposes her will be part of the "Occupy The Keep" movement.

At least, Ultrawoman will be a job-creator with her new regime.

Hey, being a servant of Ultrawoman still has better healthcare benefits than Wal-Mart.

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U1trawoman In reply to brad328 [2012-01-07 04:04:29 +0000 UTC]

Bingo! You nailed it! You have earned and I present to you 'The Order of the Rose'
It is a pity you had that affair with Walkiria's wife and torpedoed your mayoral campaign last election. You can be pretty sharp sometimes.

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Feredrone [2012-01-06 11:59:07 +0000 UTC]

So...what does that make the alien race that made her, then?

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U1trawoman In reply to Feredrone [2012-01-07 02:22:42 +0000 UTC]

Actually they were considered gods, when they came to Earth centuries ago

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Feredrone In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-07 13:19:27 +0000 UTC]

Things have changed just little bit since then, but that doesn't change the fact that Ultrawoman's argument hinges on them making her that way. Does that mean that entire alien race is higher than her?

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U1trawoman In reply to Feredrone [2012-01-07 21:27:46 +0000 UTC]

Well, they are small in number, so they are part of the 1% I suppose.

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Feredrone In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-09 20:26:26 +0000 UTC]

I guess we'll have to see if they agree with their soldier's assesement, assuming they're still around and active.

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cooltime17 [2012-01-06 10:46:47 +0000 UTC]

well with those words it makes me wonder what would happen if she meet someone who was over powered?

eh. I think my guy is a bit overpowered

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U1trawoman In reply to cooltime17 [2012-01-06 11:58:48 +0000 UTC]

She would of course teach that person a lesson in humility...

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cooltime17 In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-07 03:56:53 +0000 UTC]

but of course...

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starrk10coyote [2012-01-06 08:58:02 +0000 UTC]

beautiful

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U1trawoman In reply to starrk10coyote [2012-01-06 12:00:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much. While obviously true, it is kind of you to recognize the fact.

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starrk10coyote In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-06 12:44:08 +0000 UTC]

you are more then welcome, it was really easy to see it.

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Soviet-Superwoman [2012-01-06 07:20:48 +0000 UTC]

1% as in brain power right?

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U1trawoman In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2012-01-06 11:56:10 +0000 UTC]

We are talking about me--NOT your steroid saturated spouse.

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Levia-the-Dragon [2012-01-06 06:53:52 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, because she wasn't despised enough up to this point.

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U1trawoman In reply to Levia-the-Dragon [2012-01-06 11:57:52 +0000 UTC]

Well perhaps Vyr-Na does need a better publicist. Thank you for the suggestion.

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Levia-the-Dragon In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-06 17:22:43 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I do what I can.

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Zespara [2012-01-06 06:28:33 +0000 UTC]

Dr. Hauptmann I see no flaw in the assessment of your abilities. In fact, I foresee a time in the future where there will be a need for the talents of an otherworldly person to save this planet. Ultrawoman is indeed the future savior of Earth! All hail!

Z

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U1trawoman In reply to Zespara [2012-01-06 12:02:07 +0000 UTC]

Is is gratifying to finally meet someone who appreciates the situation and recognizes greatness when she stands before you.

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Paudraic [2012-01-06 05:28:35 +0000 UTC]

I am I U1trawoman,
The Lord of the Cosmos,
My destiny is that I rule,
All life and all matter
Must do as I bid them
For Power and Glory I am,
For Power and Glory am I.

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U1trawoman In reply to Paudraic [2012-01-06 12:04:08 +0000 UTC]

Well if not the entire Cosmos, certainly Earth, But Ultrawoman has to start someplace.

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Paudraic In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-07 03:15:49 +0000 UTC]

"Only Earth"? "Start"? But thou hast been and is and always shall be, no?

sorry, but I mixed chocolate, coffee, and whiskey in a big mug and...well...you know...

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King322 [2012-01-06 04:37:08 +0000 UTC]

And now most of my underdeveloped OC's (XD) are either loving, lusting after or fearing her.

Ok that's a lie. They already were lol

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U1trawoman In reply to King322 [2012-01-06 12:07:12 +0000 UTC]

It is acceptable to have a healthy respect for sensually dangerous women. And Vyr-Na is at the top of the love/lust/fear pyramid.

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BelRhaza4017 [2012-01-06 03:52:39 +0000 UTC]

preaching to the choir; u r still such a bad woman, though

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U1trawoman In reply to BelRhaza4017 [2012-01-06 12:07:49 +0000 UTC]

Well the bad girls are the most desirable are they not?

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BelRhaza4017 In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-07 01:18:00 +0000 UTC]

true; maybe we might see just how u and Deimos get along when his darker side comes out, eh?

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dagame2578 [2012-01-06 02:51:47 +0000 UTC]

She is the sole winner of DA GAME'S highest award...DA BODY award.She's perfection beyond perfection,she's every man's pet & every woman's threat...Ultrawoman

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U1trawoman In reply to dagame2578 [2012-01-06 03:10:05 +0000 UTC]

I am extremely honored to have been selected for this award and to accept the responsibilities that your trust has entitled me to. I am boundlessly grateful to Da Game's selection committee who thus empowered me to make the daily life of Angel Falls better, and I can hardly keep in my impatience to begin to improve the city.

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dagame2578 In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-07 04:59:32 +0000 UTC]

Thank you UDub

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VHamelin [2012-01-06 02:31:26 +0000 UTC]

And here I thought Strongbull would be a mouthful. Remind me NOT to get on your bad side.

Nice manipulation too. Looks really cool.

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U1trawoman In reply to VHamelin [2012-01-06 02:47:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

Oh, and a reminder. Don't get on my bad side

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VHamelin In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-06 23:29:02 +0000 UTC]

lol. Will keep that in mind.

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Knight3000 [2012-01-06 02:20:41 +0000 UTC]

I know there are PLENTY that would debate on U1tras return but no matter how many times she come up short she comes BACK with a new scheme!
It`s Ulras resiliency and overall SEXYNESS that makes her the AWESOME 1%!!!
I for one am glad to see her back!

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U1trawoman In reply to Knight3000 [2012-01-06 02:33:26 +0000 UTC]

And....Next time she will show you her front

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Knight3000 In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-07 02:38:11 +0000 UTC]

Cool! That`ll be a pleasant surprise!
With your permission of course!
*Kneels*

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JamesE82 [2012-01-06 01:14:04 +0000 UTC]

Connie: β€œIf you’re the 1% everyone’s fussin’ about, would you mind going and wiping out those stinking Occupy freaks? Don’t hold back, Blondie!”

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U1trawoman In reply to JamesE82 [2012-01-06 01:47:46 +0000 UTC]

It would be my pleasure. Complaining about corporations while they listen to their MP3 players, drink their Starbucks coffee, and use the best camping gear a big corporation can manufacture. If it were not for big business where would I get my tech, (such as it is on this back water planet)?

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JamesE82 In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-06 01:53:50 +0000 UTC]

Connie: β€œDon’t forget about those punks usin’ their Eye-Pad whatsits to write home to mommy for more money! Ann Coulter couldn’t have said it better herself, Vern. Great blondes think alike, I guess.”

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andrewr255 [2012-01-06 00:14:37 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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U1trawoman In reply to andrewr255 [2012-01-06 00:42:40 +0000 UTC]

You are absolutely correct! Some of these people's response and refusal to accept the goddess Ultrawoman's superiority boggles the human mind.

Thankfully Ultrawoman is more than human.

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andrewr255 In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-06 06:09:50 +0000 UTC]

Wait! But! That's not what I meant! I... I... I...

I concede, you are the top 1%

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Xeranad [2012-01-05 23:55:37 +0000 UTC]

Xeranad Lekard: *laugh* Still holding on to that superiority complex? I thought I broke you.

(referring to their first meeting)

All that aside, nice poster.

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U1trawoman In reply to Xeranad [2012-01-06 00:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Thank you
Ultrawoman may bend like a pretzel, but she does not break!

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Xeranad In reply to U1trawoman [2012-01-06 00:45:02 +0000 UTC]

Speaking of which... the final battle with Xeranad is coming, and while Ultrawoman is a villain like Xeranad (well, not exactly, but yo get the idea), I don't think she'd be happy with him trying to obliterate Angel Falls out of pride. Am I far off in thinking this?

In any event, I'd love for Ultrawoman to show up and smack him silly again.

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