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Published: 2017-05-26 22:49:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 17444; Favourites: 843; Downloads: 190
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Finally got some free time between exams, so hereβs some late episode artRelated content
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I haven't flown a kite since I was a kid.Β
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Can You Sign My Petition, Please?: www.change.org/p/hasbro-make-cβ¦
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Wanna buy some meth? I mean crack? I mean weed? I mean candy?
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First they get ya with the kites, then you're on to the hard stuff; like paper airplanes!
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Thank you, I'll be here all week!
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I don't remember what it's called but it's the one where maud moves to ponyville
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I know, I seen it a little later and I was wondering where the drug deal-like scene was XD
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I was thinking they were going to chop up kites to a fine power and snort the lines.....but I was mistaken.
Maud did get the best crib in town though X3
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"What i offer you is the real deal, good shit"Β
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And thus began Starlights kite cartel, all over Equestria ponies were setting up secret meetings, hiding places, and excluded open areas away from the prying eyes of the law, just to talk about, buy, trade, and use kites. Starlight quit being Twilights student when she decided to go full pimp and hid from the pony police, as kites she found were far more profitable then friendship ever could be.
But when a filly overdosed on the intense fun that kites brought, the top took notice, the very best that worked for the princess sisters, took charge, in no time Starlight was found snuggling a dozen kites in an abandoned cellar at the edge of Sweet Apple Acres, she freaks out and shot her magic at them, but they fired back, the firefight was intense. But quick. Starlight was stunned, spent 5 weeks in prisons, but only for shooting the cops, turns out kites aren't illegal, and she was let out when she apologized and said she learned her lesson about shooting cops, she went back to being Twilights student the next week.
... I need sleep, so much... Where did that story even come from?
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Oh, kites are just how it starts. First you fly kites, and then you move on to harder stuff, like gliders and balloons.
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The problem with kites is the high only lasts as long as the wind is blowing, then you come crashing down hard.
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-Is...is that a kite?
-I'M NOT AN ADDICT! I CAN STOP ANY TIME I SWEAR!!!
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Careful, Glimmer! I heard Yakistani guards are importing drones to take down illegal combat kites!
dronelife.com/2016/03/01/pakisβ¦
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the kites are made from... Marijuana Leaves!
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Those shifty eyes. It's like she's trying to be suspicious.
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This seems like some form of drug transaction but I'm just not sure.
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