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UnicyclingElephant — The Bachelor- Phan

Published: 2013-09-13 08:30:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 3020; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 2
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Description One Bachelor

25 beautiful contestants

1 chance at love



I stepped out of the sleek black limo and thanked the man who’d opened the door for me. As I walk up the extravagant driveway I start to feel inadequate, the mansion is huge and just screams luxury, what did I do to deserve to even be in the presence of such a house?
My insecurities heighten as I see the other contestants, the women are all wearing flowing ball dresses of all the colours of the rainbow, their hair and face done up and seemingly glowing, they’re all sparkling, covered in diamonds and various other jewels. The men are all dressed to the nines with perfectly tailored black suits and immaculate hair, they all carry themselves with confidence and grace that I could never hope to posses, they’re all extremely handsome with their perfect smiles and toned muscles.
And here I am, in the fanciest clothes I own, black skinny jeans, white dress shirt, dark red blazer and a thin black tie. I have no chance at winning when all my competition is fucking super-models.
I fall into line beside the men; all the women are on the other side of the entrance. They’re all chatting amongst themselves, the subjects are all shallow and hold little to no relevance to the situation at hand.
The other contestants hushed talking stops as a limo pulls up to the drive, all 25 contestants are already here so this must be the bachelor.
The limo stops and there’s a moment of anticipation while we wait for the doors to open and reveal the man we’re going to make fall in love with us.
The man who steps out of the limo is more gorgeous than anyone here, he has black hair, pale skin and startling blue eyes, so blue I can see them from where I’m standing a good 20 metres away form him.
As he walks up the drive, he walks with all the self-confidence in the world.
When he reached us, he stopped.
“Good evening everyone, my name is Philip, but you can all call me Phil, it’s a pleasure to meet all of you.”
He starts greeting each of us individually, starting with the women, then the men, then me.
“Hello, what’s your name?”
“Dan.”
“Dan, don’t tell the other contestants this, but I think you’re the best looking person here.”
“Oh, I bet you say that to all the contestants.”
“You caught me, congratulations, you’re the first person to call me out.”
“Does that mean I get bonus points?”
“Sure.” He laughs, and then proceeds to address all of us.
“Well, it was lovely meeting all of you, but it’s time to retire to bed, goodnight.”
He walks into the mansion, leaving all of us to ourselves. The other contestants all start glaring at me as soon as he’s out of sight.
“What do you think you’re doing? You were flirting so much I was about to puke.” A particularly snarky girl snaps at me.
“This is a competition, and I plan to win.” I then walk into the mansion and go to my assigned bed. I don’t need friends here, I just need to make Phil fall in love with me.
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Comments: 23

CheeseCherry [2013-12-31 17:46:45 +0000 UTC]

I JUST NOW STARTED READING THIS WHY ITS SO GOOD I ALSO HAVE LE QUESTION FOR YOU DO YOU WANNA COLLAB WR HAVENT DONE THAT IN AGES AND I WANT TO START WROTING MORE

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UnicyclingElephant In reply to CheeseCherry [2014-01-01 02:09:13 +0000 UTC]

YES WE CAN COLLAB AFTER I FINISH A COUPLE THINGS AND YOU NEED TO FINISH WRITING YOUR GODDANM SERIES ABOUT PHIL AND DAN AND IT'S CALLED IT'S RAINING DO YOU REMEMBER THAT YEAH WELL IT NEEDS TO BE FINISHED COS I LIKED READING IT

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CheeseCherry In reply to UnicyclingElephant [2014-01-01 03:05:07 +0000 UTC]

OK YOU NO WHAT MOFO OM GOJNG TO START TGE NEXT ONE RIGHT NKW RAINING OK JUST YOU WAIT NEW YEARS EVES IMA GOINF TO BE WRITING RAINING ITS GOING TO BE GREAT

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Katie-Venerelli [2013-10-07 00:45:15 +0000 UTC]

OOOOOO GURL YOU JUST GOT TOLD DAMN

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emjoy2000 [2013-09-15 05:37:11 +0000 UTC]

*gets popcorn* this is gonna be good I can tell

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HowlingForTheFiction [2013-09-14 07:13:11 +0000 UTC]

I SAW THIS IN MY NOTIFICATIONS AND I FULL ON SCREAMED NOW I CANT STOP LAUGHING THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

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UnicyclingElephant In reply to HowlingForTheFiction [2013-09-14 07:21:08 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HAPPY I AM THAT I'M THE ONE WRITING THIS 

prepare yourself, I do plan on writing some cat fights

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HowlingForTheFiction In reply to UnicyclingElephant [2013-09-14 07:29:47 +0000 UTC]

YES

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d4nisnotonfire [2013-09-13 21:28:30 +0000 UTC]

oooo I love this idea and its very original, I haven't read another phan fic like this! 

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UnicyclingElephant In reply to d4nisnotonfire [2013-09-13 23:49:34 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad it's original, I like coming up with new ideas

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Ninjabuscus [2013-09-13 20:20:58 +0000 UTC]

hey

hey

hey

have you got a boat I could borrow

you know

to run over the snarky bitch

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UnicyclingElephant In reply to Ninjabuscus [2013-09-13 23:50:08 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes I do.

Now what should I name said snarky bitch?

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Ninjabuscus In reply to UnicyclingElephant [2013-09-14 07:32:05 +0000 UTC]

Hm...Kate or Jessica

Yes, one of those

They are good snarky bitch names I believe 

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UnicyclingElephant In reply to Ninjabuscus [2013-09-14 17:36:06 +0000 UTC]

haha, my older sister is named Jessica, wait... what are you trying to say about my sister?

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Ninjabuscus In reply to UnicyclingElephant [2013-09-14 18:11:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh jesus sykes

Ok no

Go with Kate

Or Daisy

My sister is called Daisy and she's a bit of a bitch 

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UnicyclingElephant In reply to Ninjabuscus [2013-09-15 00:18:52 +0000 UTC]

Her name shall be Daisy!

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Ninjabuscus In reply to UnicyclingElephant [2013-09-15 08:16:42 +0000 UTC]

Yay ^-^

Daisy the snarky bitch

I like it

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Left4Dead2-Kailynne [2013-09-13 19:59:31 +0000 UTC]

Omgomgomg! Not to be demanding but MOAR!!

Thisisermergerd.

Also, Dan is spot on, props to you

) Honk.

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Left4Dead2-Kailynne In reply to Left4Dead2-Kailynne [2013-09-13 20:01:08 +0000 UTC]

(o: honk*

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LostInMyCrazyMind [2013-09-13 17:09:24 +0000 UTC]

To all the other contestants: Bitches, please. You might as well all just go home. Ain't nobody messing with Dan

(more more more)

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NeverEndersHope [2013-09-13 09:15:53 +0000 UTC]

do i hint a tone of sass in dans voice

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UnicyclingElephant In reply to NeverEndersHope [2013-09-13 14:23:00 +0000 UTC]

what? dan being sassy? what would make you say that?

(he is sassier than a stereotypical black woman in a movie)

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NeverEndersHope In reply to UnicyclingElephant [2013-09-13 21:28:37 +0000 UTC]

"Sassier than a stereotypical black woman in a movie." i am crying

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