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Given the nature of this year's recent birthday, this emoticon theme is most certainly called for. I am now 18, and an adult in the eyes of Australian law. Revel!Related content
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Weehee! 
"Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
With half a pint of shandy got particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed"
- "Bruce's Philosopher's Song"
from the album "Monty Python Sings"
by Monty Python's Flying Circus 
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Happy birthday! Great emoction for the occasion.
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I have a drinking problem - I keep missing my mouth!
Impressive spillage control
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