Comments: 95
BronyWork [2014-07-08 05:57:31 +0000 UTC]
It took me half an hour to translate that...thank you
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C-ramese [2014-05-01 04:24:26 +0000 UTC]
If I was Isaac "Well everything is peachy why? 1 my girlfriend is dead, im tripping balls, and im about to shoot my self, where is my Dr.Pepper so i can get out of here?"
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Crazyj85 [2014-01-23 02:23:47 +0000 UTC]
Damn right Isaac, you officially lost your mind. I wonder if there is gonna be more Dead Space games?
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A2theC2theG [2013-11-30 08:24:53 +0000 UTC]
"Uhhhhh..."
"You--uhm."
(Sighs)
"...Fuck it. Shit ain't gonna get worse."
(Sets plasma cutter to "cauterize," points at eye, #yolo)
MAKE US HO-HO-WHOLE!
I apologize for this comment. It was late and I was tired.
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MINECRAFTER326 [2013-09-29 04:06:57 +0000 UTC]
i tried to do fear keeps you alive now i feel stupid
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UnseenChaos In reply to MINECRAFTER326 [2013-09-30 19:22:45 +0000 UTC]
WELL I read it as, "FARKLE'S ALIVE." So I can't read. xD No worries, friend.
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MINECRAFTER326 [2013-09-29 04:05:46 +0000 UTC]
When it's times like this you have to fight to save your life and everybody you love when your fighting and you're surrounded stop fighting and run to save the day and remember in space no one can hear you scream
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AngryEmo [2013-08-06 01:08:48 +0000 UTC]
there goes my childhood
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TheGMan123 [2013-07-12 19:22:28 +0000 UTC]
Seeing your dead girlfriend holding a present for you and a fat-ass Pregnant-class Slasher dressed up as Santa. Yep. Definitely insane.
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angelofdeathsss [2013-04-09 07:46:56 +0000 UTC]
Damn poor Isaac has lost his mind. Good job too
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AspiringShadowseer [2013-03-30 15:16:36 +0000 UTC]
Shit, they got Santa! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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AnimusMaster [2013-03-29 00:30:17 +0000 UTC]
cant pass the asteroid part on dead space 1 :3
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Wynet [2013-01-14 20:51:32 +0000 UTC]
welcome to my world
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zpci1 [2013-01-02 08:39:03 +0000 UTC]
Nicole: Go on Issac open your present!
Issac: Ugh...*he goes to open the box*
Nicole: :3
Issac:Wait this wont be something thats gonna kill me?
Nicole: Nope...
Issac:*When he opens the box a baby leaper jumps out*
Issac: ARGH WTF!?
Nicole: Yeah.. i was pregnant : /
Issac: Fuck...
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Blitzwin [2012-12-27 18:09:36 +0000 UTC]
I probably think that to if I saw a santa Necromorph and my dead girlfriend holding a preasent for me.
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ALEXMERCERXX [2012-06-22 21:43:25 +0000 UTC]
he sure has lost his mind in the Christmas spirit..... ._.
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odyssey999 [2012-03-22 21:30:38 +0000 UTC]
fat guy NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BENDrowned7 [2012-02-18 03:35:11 +0000 UTC]
That cracks it...I've officially lost my mind.
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mobsterlicous [2011-12-07 22:27:34 +0000 UTC]
LOLZZZZZZzz
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Garugiru [2011-12-06 16:04:02 +0000 UTC]
LOL
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JeanLuz [2011-09-19 05:20:22 +0000 UTC]
lmao love it
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littlefoxthecox [2011-09-17 13:43:14 +0000 UTC]
no secrat santa DX<
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Skeetlord3 [2011-09-16 23:50:54 +0000 UTC]
I love dead space i need my daily dose of gore blood and guts im a pysco
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Skeetlord3 [2011-09-16 23:50:34 +0000 UTC]
I love dead space i need my daily dose of gore blood and guts im a pysco
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Longimus [2011-08-15 02:54:13 +0000 UTC]
Dear santa...
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TheCirkuzFr3ek [2011-08-13 18:02:02 +0000 UTC]
You bitch, I TRUSTED YOU!
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YO PRESENTS! :u
But yeah, love it.
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InkTailedDragon [2011-06-12 01:37:57 +0000 UTC]
fly awayyyy~ And quickly!
I have a feeling that it's not going to be pretty surprise. Lol ^_^
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nopeman12 [2011-05-31 22:56:35 +0000 UTC]
mery crristmass you know what fuck you sanat i ask for a baseball not my face riped off
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Teodor80 [2011-03-28 18:13:38 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for accepting
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UniversalDragon [2011-03-10 20:04:38 +0000 UTC]
lol Whats HappenedTo SANTA!!!???
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Jonhy3 [2011-03-09 23:19:27 +0000 UTC]
Santa declares that Isaac has been a good boy
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fox0509 [2011-02-26 13:21:48 +0000 UTC]
isaac is like WTF?! ha I love it
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MyNameIsIOP [2011-02-11 23:55:02 +0000 UTC]
thats actually hilarious
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yahtzeefan [2011-02-10 01:08:07 +0000 UTC]
Isaac Clarke is a fucking chew toy. An awesome chew toy, however.
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Rodney2x4 [2011-01-29 18:06:12 +0000 UTC]
LOL!!
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Wolfrage324 [2011-01-29 05:37:38 +0000 UTC]
it's official Issac. you've lost your mind.
that's what you get for inhaling crack mixed with Weed through your air tanks
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Freshbreath3 [2011-01-14 21:09:36 +0000 UTC]
omg a santa necromorph dam you necromorphs bastard
poor isaac
hey i have you heard of this movie called DEAD SPACE AFTERMATH
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