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Userofspare — Dashie, Grab My Hoof
Published: 2011-07-21 18:58:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 2562; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 13
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I had to do it. xDThis meme was too good to pass up.
And two days later this is the result.
Yeah.
Two days.
I was slow.
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash (c)
Meme [link] (c)
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Oh no..Dash dont eat the cupcake! D:
(if youve read the Cupcake fan made comic then you'll understand)
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GLAD IT COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH xD
I think I should redraw this with my tablet....later....
/Procrastinates/
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LOL. -is also a procrastinator-
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Pfft
Yup
Procrastination
/Flails off to Tumblr/
I'll never get anything done xD
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Lol. I can't ever get anything done. xD THERE ARE FUNNER THINGS TO DO. ಠ_ಠ
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EXACTLY
Screw life
I have internet connection
I'll just
Sit home
All day
And do nothing
Yeah xD
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YOU'RE A BRONY TOO MAN!?
Hell yeah.
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And the watch.
Yeah.
The watch too~
Ima need to give you a better reward than a hug.
Hmm....
Got it~!
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one free internet? I'm honored, man!
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Or shall I give you one free vital region....
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I believe that may suffice.
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Very well then.
Who's vital regions shall you take, hmmm~?
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OHNOES.
MY VITAL REGIONS.
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Oh...God...
Nice new icon...again... xD
You so pretty~
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fank you fank you fank you
I still need a picture of you, dammit!
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Stop changing your icon dammit! D:<
It confuses me. ;~;
Well, here's one of me making a
"Yup. Dats right betch."
face. xD
And holding a bagel.
I was bored.
And hungry.
It's not my normal face, I swear!
It's my "bitch please" face?
I'll shut up and give you the link now. -_-
[link]
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I enjoy changing it though!
and AWWWW!!!! I never thought this day would come
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But it's confusing.
Well I said I would give you a pic didn't I?
I keep my word man. =w=
Isn't my bitch please face amusing?
Lolwhut? xD
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but I get bored
and when I get bored I take bad quality pictures or draw
I drew la roux last night btw. B)
yes indeed it is
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Really?
Awesome.
When I get bored I just sit there like,
"Derp. What shall I do now? Hurp derp."
Then I usually go listen to my iPod~♥
Or sleep.
My face is amusing~
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tis hump day
i made another hump day
hump hump
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It's...hump day...?
Ok.
If you insist.
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Then I shall continue.
Why don't they have any other hump plz accounts? D:
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I don't even know how to use those
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:icon imhappy plz:
Without the spaces.
And italics.
The italics can be changed depending on what plz account you're using.
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uhhh... I'm not even sure how to use italics. LOL. I suck
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I had the strangest dream
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Really?
Tell me about it.
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Well, the beginning is fuzzy, but I opened a book and started reading it, like most are apt to anyhow when that's the only thing in the room. Anyways, it gradually became "real" and I somehow I became a man, and I was with some girl I met, she started complaining about how I got her pregnant. I said to her, "sorry! I took the meaning, "Hump Day" a little too serious.." (hump day: Wednesday, the peak of the average 5 day weak) She was getting pretty pissed off and yelling at me until we reached this store, and in there was this fox thing at the register, I mean it looked like a human but with fox-like features. They were talking to us about her shirt, it was a little too tight, as her belly was pretty big. We had went in the back and he got her some clothes that would fit her, I don't remember exactly what he called it but it began with an f. We were about to leave when the guy said,
"Nah, guys stay here a little while longa!" (he had a Jamaican accent). I sat down in this long, ugly ass, olive green couch and the girl was standing in front of me, blocking the TV, when she kicked the couch with no shoes on. I looked at her weird because she winced in pain, but she pointed down to her ankle and there was a little steak knife handle sticking out of it. Blood slowly trickled down to the floor and she was freaking out, I had told her not to take it out, we weren't professionals!
We left there without a word and she was inaudibly mumbling the whole way out and to the doctor's office. When we got there, they couldn't take the knife out but they ended up having to make multiple incisions in her head, all of which had staples and around 68 stitches in them. Apparently they had a mishap and there was a gash in the middle of her forehead as well, and it wasn't even bandaged up. So yeah we left there and she was fuming because they caused more pain and ugliness than anything, not to mention bald spots all over.
We walked to a barber shop and asked for a wig but the person there said, "no you look great with buzz! You want buzz? Yes? Ahkay".
We had no idea where this person was from but she denied him faster than you could think, of course, there was no use in that, for I held her down in the seat and he buzzed away.
So now she has a knife sticking out of her foot, pregnant, buzz cut and cuts all over her head, people were beginning to get suspicious. We went to the fox/man guy's shop and stayed there for a while until the girl left, but the fox man told me to stay a while longer, like he said the first time we dropped by there. Once she had left, he gave me a stern look and told me in an American accent now, "You're gone."
I was quite puzzled at this point and had no idea what was going on, but it was a little too late for questions now, for he had around 8 sharp wedges of glass. I backed up to the wall, and he slowly walked towards me, head slightly tilted and a sick smile on his face. "You're gone, you're gone, you're gone!" He started throwing the glass chunks like they do at the circus and he barely grazed my arm with the sixth one. This part is also a little fuzzy, but I managed to escape somehow.
I then looked for the woman and I walked into the hair salon, but no one was in there. I went in the kitchen wanting a banana when I heard rustling coming from the front of the store. It was a very small area in the front, a warm, friendly environment in the whole place, actually. But in there it was very pleasant so I waltzed in there like a goon.
I looked under the mini couch and then I got under it because.. I'm not sure, but I heard faint whispering, "I have you. I really have you now.. The pain you caused me.. You don't remember but I do.. I have you now, you sick bastard.."
I was now past freaked out and had no idea what was going on, so I looked out from underneath the length of the couch and saw her face, blood dripping from her head, into my eye.
She showed me what was in her hand, and I saw a huge machete, with the reflection of her face on it, the blade was brand new, very shiny and well crafted. It could pierce my skin in a heartbeat. I retreated slowly, half under the couch, half out, I was practically doing the crabwalk. "Please.. please just.. Don't.. Please just.. just.. just let me.. get out.. open the door, just.. "just.."
I was stuttering very badly as I saw her intentions from the twinkle of her eye, any hope that had resided in me before, was gone. I grabbed the door handle, not losing eye contact with her, and as I turned my eyes widened even more, the knife spiraled down towards my Adams Apple, and then the book shut and I woke up.
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This disturbs me. D:
That must have been a horrible dream to have.
I have alot of dreams like that, but last night I was granted three wonderfully sweet dreams.
I guess when you go to sleep a little sad, you get decent dreams.
But if I had dreamt that I would have woken up in a cold sweat. /cowers in corner
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WHY WERE YOU SAD LAST NIGHT?
and thank you
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Oh, I just haven't done anything for awhile and I was feeling a bit depressed.
I feel much better now though. ^^
And I'm probably doing something tomorow, so it gives me something to look forward to.
Thank you for asking.
And I've been meaning to tell you.
I really really like your new icon~
You look wonderful.
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Me or Getard? Yes we call him Getard.
Thank you so much! *squeeze*
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Wait what?
/squeezes back
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I don't remember what I said :c
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OMG MY AUNT KNOWS HOW MUCH OF A PERVERT I AM NOW.
And how much I cuss (my mom knows all of which, by the way)
but she said hardly anything, she somehow learned the internet and saw my dA and everything. :c
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Oh God that must be horrible. D:
If someone from my family even...ugh.
Just no.
Bad thought. ;A;
Hope she doesn't think too much of it.
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She keeps bringing it up, "how do you know about all that?" things like that, over and over and over and over.
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Oh God.
Humiliation much.
I feel so bad for you. ;A;
She's old.
She'll forget soon.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
She never forgets. She'll never look at me the same way, but guess what I did get?
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