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Valeyard-Vince — Professor When: The Pervertrix Peril

Published: 2014-05-04 08:47:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 25417; Favourites: 270; Downloads: 217
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Description Seeking peace and quiet, the heroic time-traveller The Professor (and his companion Pam) arrive on a space station plagued by gun-toting playboy bunnies, a perverted dictator, and an alien weapon of unimaginable power...

Yep, we're finally doing the Doctor Who spoof (it was inevitable, don't act like it wasn't). Believe it or not, this was the second script I'd ever written, with the first draft completed only a week after I had submitted The Cleavage Crusader #1's final draft. Unfortunately, a series of varying factors well beyond my control continually pushed its production back for over a year. But here we are, and let me tell you: IT WAS DAMN WELL WORTH THE WAIT.

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Comments: 24

nekolab [2015-03-13 18:05:25 +0000 UTC]

Nice!!!!

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heliumgirl77 [2015-01-17 01:04:16 +0000 UTC]

This is soooooooooooooo funny. Right down to the bad costumes and dialogue, and the composition of the "cover". I love the top hat especially; its almost cute.

Though given how terrible some of the monsters have been and their ridiculously convoluted ways of threatening their victims, its almost a surprise that the show hasn't done an inflation episode all on its own! Balloonification sounds like just the right mix of silliness, menace, and perversion for the writers.

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Valeyard-Vince In reply to heliumgirl77 [2017-07-10 09:24:37 +0000 UTC]

I know, right?

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spathicblond [2014-12-14 21:18:20 +0000 UTC]

What does he use to travel space time? I'm assuming not a blue box.

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Valeyard-Vince In reply to spathicblond [2014-12-15 08:50:13 +0000 UTC]

A smart car!*

*Because they're bigger on the inside! 

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DarkKnightJRK [2014-05-19 03:52:20 +0000 UTC]

Heh, this looks fun.

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Valeyard-Vince In reply to DarkKnightJRK [2015-01-02 21:00:36 +0000 UTC]

And it is!

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ozwick [2014-05-05 11:24:59 +0000 UTC]

Sounds (and looks) like a lot of fun all right.  I started giggling by the 2nd panel.

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Valeyard-Vince In reply to ozwick [2014-05-21 09:33:00 +0000 UTC]

Excellent, then all is going according to plan...

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prinzeugen13 [2014-05-04 21:03:03 +0000 UTC]

very nice quality ink and color on this.. 

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Valeyard-Vince In reply to prinzeugen13 [2014-05-21 09:33:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, but all credit goes to "Crimson" on those!

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Chocolatier12 [2014-05-04 20:00:58 +0000 UTC]

Since I am both a Doctor Who and BE fan, I'm hoping that this comic pays due respect to both.

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Valeyard-Vince In reply to Chocolatier12 [2014-05-21 09:34:56 +0000 UTC]

Believe me, Mr. Chocolatier12: it WILL!

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Chocolatier12 In reply to Valeyard-Vince [2014-05-21 11:43:31 +0000 UTC]

So the scarf of 4, the monocle of 1, and the color scheme of 6.

One question though. Why "When"? Why not "Professor What"?

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Valeyard-Vince In reply to Chocolatier12 [2014-05-21 11:46:26 +0000 UTC]

An excellent question good sir... an excellent question indeed...

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Chocolatier12 In reply to Valeyard-Vince [2014-05-21 19:07:13 +0000 UTC]

I mean, the only reason I can think of is the time travel aspect.

Oh! That reminds me. Does the Professor have a "TARDIS"?

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Valeyard-Vince In reply to Chocolatier12 [2014-05-22 00:20:21 +0000 UTC]

Of sorts. Except instead of a police box, it's shaped like a smart car!

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Chocolatier12 In reply to Valeyard-Vince [2014-05-22 01:33:20 +0000 UTC]

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO REALIZE THE BIGGER ON THE INSIDE JOKE HOW SLOW AM I?!

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Valeyard-Vince In reply to Chocolatier12 [2014-05-22 04:58:41 +0000 UTC]

 

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Chocolatier12 In reply to Valeyard-Vince [2014-05-22 01:16:59 +0000 UTC]

Interesting...

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PlayboyVampire [2014-05-04 19:28:01 +0000 UTC]

Why does Professor When remind me of the Mad Hatter from the Batman series?

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Valeyard-Vince In reply to PlayboyVampire [2014-05-04 19:40:11 +0000 UTC]

It probably has something to do with his hat. Or the fact that's mad, your pick!

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PlayboyVampire In reply to Valeyard-Vince [2014-05-04 20:23:43 +0000 UTC]

Definitely the hat

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Gigajapo [2014-05-04 12:13:50 +0000 UTC]

*o* WOW! Just can't wait to read this one!

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