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Published: 2018-01-15 17:47:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 30391; Favourites: 400; Downloads: 131
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A tisket, a tasket, and several burger baskets later, Gogo seems to be convinced she's dropped into the right place, even if she's having a hard time concentrating on where, exactly, that place is. "Wiffcobfib" is a weird name for a place, but if the food's this good, then, hell...can't be that bad.
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Comments: 109
Table manners, Gogo! What? Were you raised on an isolated island, far away from civilisati... Oh! My bad.
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Be sure to count hands and fingers after putting food anywhere near Gogo...
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i just realized this, at what point and where did gogo get that jacket?
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I refuse to accept the idea that Gogo knows how to use "dude" in the proper context without also knowing what hamburgers are. That's just not possible. When you've lived in a culture long enough to pick up the slang, you will most definitively have eaten the junk food.
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Gogo grew up on some island in the Pacific I can guarantee you at some point some strange long haired guy with a funny looking plank showed up at some point asking about gnarly waves.
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The dissonance between awareness of slang and plentiful burgers may make more sense in time
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Yup they sure do crazy lady, one heart attack at a time. and now i want to GoGo to Wendys. get it? wait...
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From one Wisconsinite to the next, we welcome you, Gogo!
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Enjoy the sight and taste of our many cattle!
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And also the liquid manure of the fields!
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It's ok if she inhales food like that. I'm sure Gogo has plenty of room left in her esophagus.
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Sidenote. One might wonder where Gogo keeps finding these clothes
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The magical grab-bag of the secondhand store continues to provide!
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Meanwhile outside the manager is wondering why his large burger sign looks like Godzilla has taken a bite out of it.
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Gogo's face in that last panel is just a face of pure unadulterated joy.
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And this is how Gogo fell in love with Andy. After having stuffed her face with burgers and fries he paid for. This is the ideal woman right here. We've reached peak waifu. There is nothing left to strive for. Nothing more to accomplish. This marks the beginning for mankind's stagnation into its extinction. Because why bother procreating if you can never find a woman like Gogo to have a family with? Gogo's and Andy's children were the last people to ever be born, and the last to die. They were humanity's greatest legacy.
If you're an alien reading this visiting our long dead civilisation in the future, know that we were all at peace in our final moments. We could no longer become better, and that was OK. We didn't need to anymore.
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Gogo: "I hereby appoints this dude to head spokescreature of mine PR firm."
Andy: "Kinda playing it up big, isn't he?"
Gogo: "That is the sort of plucky hyperbolics I is looking for. I will settle for nothing less."
Andy: "Yeah, but don't believe your own press, is all I'm saying."
Gogo: "Too late. I is already convinced to be the Omega of evolutionary excellence."
Andy: "....super."
Gogo: "Yes."
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Hey, got myself a job! Sweet!
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Just make sure you always keep you boss happy You wouldn't like her when shes angry.
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yeah 'claws?'
at that point an experienced server will know to just walk away...
great comic!!!
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her english is supposed to be broken.
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Ooooh. I couldn't tell at first.
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Giga burger... That almost sounds like Giga Bowser. lol
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Oh man, he is not gonna like it when the bill shows up.
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Well, I always did like a girl who can eat! <3
^.^;
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Enough with appetizers! When do we get to the actual food?!
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I'm aware of Juneau County, but this is a fictional story in a fictional WI, so...it's "Juno" here
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....Andy officially sounds like my dad...
"Is it good?" *Gyesh* "How can you even taste it eating that fast?" etc. etc.
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Or like my mom, who is always reminding me I am supposed to chew my food 20 times before I swallow.
"Mom, I like my food to taste like food when I swallow it, not wet cardboard."
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