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Published: 2018-07-30 18:28:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 30452; Favourites: 330; Downloads: 105
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There are puns, and then there are puns festooned with neon lights, bells, whistles, sirens, pipe organs and circus clowns, and “udder” puns are one of them. Get your fill, because you don’t need MY help with that.
Potential pun-ography aside (hyuk hyuk), the biology of cattle is NOT weird, but it is, but it ISN’T, but it most certainly IS, which is why the presence of wang-teated crotch-boobs (and cows themselves) has completely arrested the progress of the inquisition that was about to take place earlier, and this is probably for the best.
You might (quite reasonably) be rolling your eyes at the prospect of things taking a narrative detour to look at cows. I promise this is going somewhere, trust me. I can also tell you that I’ve been working hard not only on the next few pages, but that the story close ahead gets...kinda wild. It’s taken some doing, and I’ve got a lot of work ahead of me here, but I hope you enjoy the results.
-van
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One udder, with four teats. Not "udders". Sorry, farmhand here! Pedantic one at that!
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Well, being fair, Gogo never saw a cow until now, so yes, it makes sense that he reacted that way. In addition, it is obvious that she, being simple minded and direct, would act in the way she saw on this page, so, yes, that's fine. Good job, dude.
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Don't judge other's boobs! Gogo's are so big they could kill somebody. XD
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I am loving this reboot. So much promise ahead and some already delivered.
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Gogo: "... If I freeze the wang-teats, do I get the tasty ice creams?"
Andy: "Hold on, lemme make some calls. I know people who would pay good money to watch you try and make this attempt and survive without hoof shaped indents in your face."
*Also, half a town and one and a half continuities away*
Didi: *suddenly wakes up in an annoyed daze*... Someone is committing an utter atrocity against both scientific law and animal rights. Gogo? GOGO!! You better not be strapping Pablo to any of my rockets again!"
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"Wang Teated Crotch-Boobs" best fraise 2018
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"Wang-teated crotch-boobs" Now there's a phrase you don't hear too often.
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I am still amazed by Gogo's "Regeneration Power",
anyone else also?
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How do you think a bowl of cereal happens Gogo?!
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was that an actually subtle attempt on Gogo's part to change the subject?
awesome comic!!
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Andy's expressions..., pure gold! Talk about derailing the moment!
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"Wang-teated crotch boobs" is an excellent phrase that needs to be used more often.
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Cows must look very different in her universe.
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Oh come on Gogo, absolutely EVERYTHING is nasty if you think about it.
Flowers? Plant genitals...that we rip off the plant, effectively castrating them.
Yugort? Colonies of BACTERIA that we let grow in milk. So yes, you are eating dank rotting milk!
The polen that you breath during spring? Plant sperm my good woman. Plant sperm.
Caffeine, the thing that makes coffee and tea worth drinking? It's actually a natural INSECTICIDE. Yeah, you are technically eating a toxin.
Silk? The substance that you pull out of an insect's ass.
Leather? Somebody's flayed off skin (Although, granted, this one sounds metal as fuck, so it might be the wrong example, but still!)
Don't start getting weak in the knees just because a cow's tits have big nipples!
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..yeah, if one was newly introduced to cows, they'd probably think that.. Can't remember what I thought of cows when I first saw them. However, growing up in a rural area, it was so long ago, that it's no surprise I can't.
Gogo's reactions to things make me laugh! ..unless it's a violent one, then not so much..
In any event, good work, sir!
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Kaijus and monsters and cows! Oh my!
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There's no place like Juno Grove, there's no place like Juno Grove, there's no place like Juno Grove.
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o3o that was the best description of an udder if I've ever hear one.
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The goddess thinks the cow is weird but the cow thinks"This cow's udders have MOOOOved to their chest, ewww. I don't want to know what's wrong with the bull."
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MOObius strip.
I'd tell more puns, but you've HERD plenty.. though someone is going to milk it for all it's worth.
A drunk woke up under a cow and said "What are you guys still doing here?" I read that in the cow's dairy i mean diary.
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Lol 'Wangteated Crotchboobs' that's a new one for the books!
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I assume she’s bever seen a cow before, island and all
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*pulls up shirt* "I means, could you imagine if I had wangs sticking out of mine boobs? Seriously?"
*mumbles under his breath* "I could certainly imagine a wang sandwiched between them." *cough!* "Ahem..."
"What you say?"
"Nothing!"
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I'm surprised there's only two cows at the gate. Cows are curious creatures; I'd expect the entire herd to come and look at the weird long-haired human and the weird short-haired human.
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Come on, this took long enough to draw as it is 
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Gogo being sidetracked in her search for answers by animals and their horrifying anatomy is entirely understandable.
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Andy: "A few reboots ago, you were gutting turkeys and teaching me how to dress and clean Cthulhu fish. Now, Bessy's crotch-boobs give you pause?"
Gogo: "Questions for Mister Director, Bear, I just work here... and who the hell is Bessy?"
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Gogo: “Oh, YOU is one to talk. You use WORDS all the time even though one of them grosses YOU out.”
Andy: “Don’t say it.”
Gogo: “‘MOISHT’.”
Andy: (shudders) “Gyuhhh...”
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Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I never found Bomango (and subsequent interactions like this) glad I found it 🤣
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Ain't nothing wrong with just stopping the narrative to look at cows. Cows have actually driven many a narrative. Hell, one could say there's an entire sub-genre of western that's entirely cattle driven, with the aptly named cattle drive.
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