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Published: 2012-07-11 21:27:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 2841; Favourites: 90; Downloads: 12
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Description and assorted useless ephemera that I don't know what to do with.

For the science one, well, there are two options here-the first one is obviously a closer thing from the original line, and then I kind of reconsidered, and maybe the second one is closer to the actual spirit of science, but then it's less obvious where it comes from, sooooooooooooooo you can have both. For free. For absolutely nothing. For just the energy it takes to scrape your eyeballs along the screen to look at them. And two versions of the world's happiest Tesseract.

Also Loki appreciating culture and some Hawkeye nonsense, which is like regular nonsense but can kill you with its brain. Using its arrows, which it directs using its brain, via processing of visual information that gets in through the holes in its face called eyes.

Wimbledon is infinitely improved if you imagine that every time they have to consult the goal-line (tram-line, whatever it is in tennis) technology system 'Hawk-eye', it's actually just Barton on holiday being an ass.

Characters (c) Marvel
Sorry Marvel.
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wanderingoddity1989 [2013-10-06 02:22:10 +0000 UTC]

I know I've said this before, but good lord can you make me laugh! I love the odd tangents into insanity because (don't tell anyone) *stage whisper* I see the crazy too. . . . . I think it's just an odd side affect of being of a creative persuasion or being a thinking human, to wonder just what does Barton do on vacation? I think he makes jello molds.

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DaleksinWonderland [2012-08-09 12:20:46 +0000 UTC]

THIS. Is lovely. And really funny.
And I feel like putting the "science" ones and the one with Loki and Shakespeare ALL OVER MY LIFE.

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VanHinck In reply to DaleksinWonderland [2012-08-24 11:25:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!
If you do put them ALL OVER YOUR LIFE, make sure you leave space for you to breathe. XD

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DaleksinWonderland In reply to VanHinck [2012-08-25 08:18:01 +0000 UTC]

Of course

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armybrat-91 [2012-07-27 06:55:53 +0000 UTC]

never tell Marvel sorry. You can tell them they're welcome. I want that Hawkeye nonsense on a t shirt.

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Crystal-Tigryphon [2012-07-23 23:30:25 +0000 UTC]

Get in my favorites! I love that last one, it's my favorite. You should turn that into a t-shirt.

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fletcherc [2012-07-21 10:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Oooh, happy little Tess!
And I can totally see why Loki loves his Shakespeare.
As for Hawkeye ... I feel so exposed right now

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IPinguiniRegnano [2012-07-18 08:17:30 +0000 UTC]

XD hawkeye at Wimbledon made me fall off the chair!!Haha xD

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zara2148 [2012-07-16 09:35:05 +0000 UTC]

What if whatever it was I did was in Seattle? Hypothetically. If I were to do something. Which I did not.

Slightly less impressive, tho, when he was right across the street - I mean if! If he was right across the street.

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VanHinck In reply to zara2148 [2012-07-17 19:00:46 +0000 UTC]

Then may Seattle forgive you.
For whatever it was.
Might of been.
If it had even happened.
Which it clearly didn't.

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zara2148 In reply to VanHinck [2012-07-18 07:40:48 +0000 UTC]

Well it CERTAINLY did not involve a bucket of fish-heads, a herd of cattle, and a jar of mayonnaise. Nope, no sirree.

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BFTLandMWandSEK [2012-07-15 22:10:13 +0000 UTC]

I adore your style!

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VanHinck In reply to BFTLandMWandSEK [2012-07-17 19:00:57 +0000 UTC]

XD Thanks!

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Birdmaiden [2012-07-13 07:58:16 +0000 UTC]

"Wimbledon is infinitely improved if you imagine that every time they have to consult the goal-line (tram-line, whatever it is in tennis) technology system 'Hawk-eye', it's actually just Barton on holiday being an ass."

With strawberries (obviously)!

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VanHinck In reply to Birdmaiden [2012-07-17 19:01:41 +0000 UTC]

ALL the strawberries one can buy on the huge expenses account provided by SHIELD.

So, about two then.

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jadesparrow33 [2012-07-13 05:33:32 +0000 UTC]

Awesome. Love them all.

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VanHinck In reply to jadesparrow33 [2012-07-17 19:01:48 +0000 UTC]

XD Thanks!

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Allexaire [2012-07-12 09:21:34 +0000 UTC]

Love it!!!
Hawkeye would be the best linesman ever!

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VanHinck In reply to Allexaire [2012-07-12 14:23:27 +0000 UTC]

Although he might get a bit shooty if someone questioned his judgement....

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lilac-airwave [2012-07-12 07:35:54 +0000 UTC]

World's Happiest Tesseract looks like it should be a stuffed toy and I want one

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VanHinck In reply to lilac-airwave [2012-07-12 14:26:34 +0000 UTC]

Now you mention it, so do I...

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lilac-airwave In reply to VanHinck [2012-07-12 14:57:53 +0000 UTC]

Well, I thought if regional delicacies like, say, dumplings [link] can be adorable and cuddly companions, so can power sources from outer space

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VanHinck In reply to lilac-airwave [2012-07-12 15:11:27 +0000 UTC]

As can microbes!
[link]

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lilac-airwave In reply to VanHinck [2012-07-12 16:19:07 +0000 UTC]

Of course! How could I forget?

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VanHinck In reply to lilac-airwave [2012-07-15 18:46:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh whoops- did I link you to that before? XD

You could use a fluffy Tesseract as a car decoration, instead of the more traditional dice.

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lilac-airwave In reply to VanHinck [2012-07-16 07:56:06 +0000 UTC]

No, but they're sold over here, too
Perhaps one could manufacture their own fluffy happy Tesseract (and send one to Stellan Skarsgaard)

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VanHinck In reply to lilac-airwave [2012-07-24 18:54:35 +0000 UTC]

That's ok then- I tend to be a bit link happy with stuff and I forget who I've spammed before.

Yeah... and he'd be really confused, but hopefully a little bit touched.

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FuzzySlipper [2012-07-12 03:28:55 +0000 UTC]

I love the way you draw these guys. What made you think of those designs?

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VanHinck In reply to FuzzySlipper [2012-07-12 14:37:49 +0000 UTC]

They started out as the world's most bobble headed stick figures (for Batman stuff), with all the 'detail' in the face to make it clear who it was. And then they just got more detailed and stylised the more I drew them.
Originally, they were just simple to get the idea across without taxing my limited artistic ability

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plunderer01 [2012-07-12 03:00:22 +0000 UTC]

Love it! The Loki punchline made me smile.

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VanHinck In reply to plunderer01 [2012-07-12 14:37:59 +0000 UTC]

XD Thank you!

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plunderer01 In reply to VanHinck [2012-07-12 16:33:51 +0000 UTC]

But of course!

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C-A-Lane [2012-07-12 01:17:35 +0000 UTC]

omg the Loki one though

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VanHinck In reply to C-A-Lane [2012-07-12 14:39:12 +0000 UTC]

XD Loki has all the Shakespeare feels

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C-A-Lane In reply to VanHinck [2012-07-13 00:41:20 +0000 UTC]

The funniest part is that it's canon in the comics too.

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VanHinck In reply to C-A-Lane [2012-07-15 18:44:30 +0000 UTC]

Really? How so?

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C-A-Lane In reply to VanHinck [2012-07-16 02:22:22 +0000 UTC]

He quotes Shakespeare sometimes in Thor comics. Most notably Simonson's run, where he says "Alas, poor Balder- I knew him, Horatio" when he's talking to himself about Balder the Brave.

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whitewolf1989 [2012-07-12 00:10:33 +0000 UTC]

haha for some reason the last one made me laugh my chamomile tea up my nose...how have i neer noticed that before lol

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VanHinck In reply to whitewolf1989 [2012-07-12 14:39:31 +0000 UTC]

I only noticed it after Avengers

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WTFWonder [2012-07-11 23:15:26 +0000 UTC]

Dr. S and Tess, so happy together, no matter what philosophy they're leaning towards that day.

Dramatic Loki is very dramatic.

True Fact: Hawkeye has better vision than Superman. Failing that, he can shoot circles around Green Arrow and his punching glove gags.

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VanHinck In reply to WTFWonder [2012-07-12 14:44:34 +0000 UTC]

Science is indeed flexible, and when you have a friendly Cube along with you, it is the greatest adventure in all the worlds.

I have to say, I didn't know the OC was the epitome of all drama... THE MOAR U KNOW

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WTFWonder In reply to VanHinck [2012-07-12 23:02:01 +0000 UTC]

Proper drama icon is proper.

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VanHinck In reply to WTFWonder [2012-07-15 18:45:04 +0000 UTC]

Yes, that makes much more sense, we are now back in a language I can use to communicate.

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WTFWonder In reply to WTFWonder [2012-07-11 23:15:47 +0000 UTC]

*WTF drama icon?

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ivyayane [2012-07-11 22:17:08 +0000 UTC]

love the tennis one

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VanHinck In reply to ivyayane [2012-07-12 14:44:44 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Foxy-Knight [2012-07-11 21:30:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm surprised he's eating those strawberries at wimbeldon prices, he wouldn't be sure whether or not to bank the bloody punnet

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VanHinck In reply to Foxy-Knight [2012-07-12 14:45:15 +0000 UTC]

SHIELD expenses. Take care of everything.

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Foxy-Knight In reply to VanHinck [2012-07-12 14:47:38 +0000 UTC]

I imagine that would be a funny thing to bring up in a meeting
Nick Fury: for god sake stop wasting money on those wimbledon strawberries!
Hawkeye: I can't help myself, they taste better in england

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