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Published: 2008-09-05 21:32:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 12346; Favourites: 46; Downloads: 610
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Description Another very geeky joke.

There are two types of bacteria (eubacteria if you want to go into detail): gram-positive (that get coloured by a stain called "gram") and gram-negative (that dont stain). Famous gram-positive are the bacilus (like anthrax) and celebrity gram-negative is, for example, the popular E. coli.

And wherever theres division there is segregation.

Shame on you, gram-positives!!!
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Comments: 30

PapierowySzczur [2016-01-22 01:04:01 +0000 UTC]

In lysozyme they'll change their mind.

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BugzAttack [2014-09-29 04:36:59 +0000 UTC]

Don't judge people by their peptidoglycan layer! It's mean!

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Velica In reply to BugzAttack [2014-09-29 23:15:09 +0000 UTC]

They shall overcome.

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MrSpanyard [2014-06-02 10:35:02 +0000 UTC]

Let's see who laughts when the Penicillium Blight comes...

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BugzAttack In reply to MrSpanyard [2014-09-29 04:57:40 +0000 UTC]

 

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ElenoideArt [2010-03-24 23:55:14 +0000 UTC]

You should have coloured them pink (-) and purple (+), but still: ROTFLMAO

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majoO9 [2010-02-27 04:51:38 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! this one made me laugh to tears!!! poor gram negativeeeee!! hahahahahahahahahaha

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HinterlandParadise [2010-02-20 02:46:38 +0000 UTC]

haha this is great

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Ae-spiritus [2009-11-03 17:24:35 +0000 UTC]

Awesome !
In my geekness, I think this is really a good joke ! I hate doing Gram coloration, because it can be so tricky !
Nice one !

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Velica In reply to Ae-spiritus [2009-11-03 18:45:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for your geeky comment I have a copy of this picture here in the lab...

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sara88mia [2009-07-03 12:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Por mais perturbador que pareça, também há do HIV olha aqui: [link]

Eu ainda só sou estudante na faculdade de farmácia da UL, mas se pudesse acho que ficava o tempo todo dentro dos laboratórios, é a parte mais gira e onde se aprende mais

E tu estás a trabalhar onde?

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Velica In reply to sara88mia [2009-07-03 13:32:23 +0000 UTC]

Uau, que presente genial para o proximo Natal.

Estou na Universidade de Birmingham. Exactamente neste momento estou ah procura do proximo emprego.

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sara88mia In reply to Velica [2009-07-03 20:29:45 +0000 UTC]

uuuh Birmingham! Doutoramento? Estás à procura por aí ou por cá? Desejo-te sorte então espero que consigas ficar em Portugal (se é isso que desejas) que este país precisa de cientistas bem dispostos e com talento

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Velica In reply to sara88mia [2009-07-03 20:35:21 +0000 UTC]

Sim, em vias de acabar o doutoramento nos proximos meses...? Ninguem sabe ao certo.

Nao, Portugal ainda nao. Sou muito novo

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sara88mia In reply to Velica [2009-07-04 00:13:19 +0000 UTC]

Daqui a uns anos vou ver o teu nome e as tuas ilustrações num artigo de certeza já é tempo dos artigos ciêntíficos serem divertidos e terem bactérias ostracizadas
boa sorte e beijinhos

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sara88mia [2009-06-30 20:22:41 +0000 UTC]

obrigada Pedro por me tornares o estudo de bacteriologia mais divertido! Sem as tuas geek jokes era uma pessoa muito mais infeliz! *

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Velica In reply to sara88mia [2009-07-01 09:38:44 +0000 UTC]

As caixas de esferovite ca do laboratorio tambem estao cheias de desenhos.

obrigado pelo comentario.

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sara88mia In reply to Velica [2009-07-02 23:23:06 +0000 UTC]

devem ser bem mais giras que as dos meus que só dizem "heladera". No entanto temos umasd coisas engraçadas espalhadas por lá, não sei se já conheces, bactérias em peluche? Bestial devo dizer, são as nossas mascotes... *

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Velica In reply to sara88mia [2009-07-03 10:46:30 +0000 UTC]

Ah, aqui tambem ha quem tenha desses peluches. Curiosamente nunca ninguem fez um com HIV...

Onde trabalhas tu?

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ultra-naff [2009-01-26 09:03:07 +0000 UTC]

this is pissing hilaaarious

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Velica In reply to ultra-naff [2009-01-26 14:56:27 +0000 UTC]

glad you like these nerdy jokes.

are you in science?

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LunaNegrura [2009-01-06 06:39:10 +0000 UTC]

I just LOVE your sense of humour

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Velica In reply to LunaNegrura [2009-01-14 21:42:21 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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Rendan86 [2008-09-07 12:01:34 +0000 UTC]

you should have painted the gram negative one in red, and the gram positives in blue for more exactitude

i loled, hehe, nice joke

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GhostPockets [2008-09-06 07:54:52 +0000 UTC]

Great expressions, and even though I wouldn't be able to completely get this without your explanation I was still able to appreciate the humour anyway.

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Velica In reply to GhostPockets [2008-09-06 10:58:55 +0000 UTC]

Racism is a universal joke!

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The-Mirrorball-Man [2008-09-06 05:56:20 +0000 UTC]

I think they got that bad attitude from hadrons.

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GhostPockets In reply to The-Mirrorball-Man [2008-09-06 07:52:39 +0000 UTC]

Yeah those Hadrons were well anti-social bastards. Like that time they built that massive wall to stop the Picts from coming over for tea.

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The-Mirrorball-Man In reply to GhostPockets [2008-09-06 14:56:46 +0000 UTC]

Although why they felt the need to build a wall in order to stop a domain-specific language for specifying diagrams in terms of objects is anyone's guess.

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BlindEclipse [2008-09-05 21:33:40 +0000 UTC]

lol, i like how you drew the one of the positive ones, 'grr' face :>
they look like beans btw :>

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