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Published: 2015-02-07 00:40:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 2808; Favourites: 151; Downloads: 145
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AJ these things are weird.I made a thingy real quick for for friendship and all that. Yeah I guess they aren't socks. Whatever. Same difference!
Heres a better alternate version: Sassysocks (AJ is best sister version)
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Comments: 38
These boots were made for walking, and they're going walk all over you.
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With the choice between overwhelming danger or elaborate fetishwear, the fire swamp is clearly never an appropriate place for children.
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Apple Bloom: How am I s'ppose to remove these from my hooves if they get dirty?
Applejack: You wash them first, sugarcube.
AB: But what if I can't wash them, then? Should I pull them with my.... mouth?
AJ: Uh... I don't recommend doing so.
AB: Why's that?
AJ: I learned it.... the hard way.
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When you work in a farm, you usually get your hooves in not quite hygienic matter.
Think of manure for example.
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"Gonna put out them fires an' save Equestria! That'd be a neat Cutie Mark!"
Those boots look really smooth. I hope she can get traction with them.
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Yeah reeeeeal smooth... soooo smooth... I'm sliding off this chair it's so smooth!
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What cutie mark?!? The fire prevention cutie mark?
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Yes. Fire prevention is dangerous.
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But she's a crusader! Adventure comes with the title!
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Well, I do suppose that's true.
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It's okay I'm sure AJ will give her hundreds of safety hats!
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Cause that's gonna help with fire.
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They were... fireproof safety hats!
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Nailed it. She doesn't suspect a thing.
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Uhh nuthin! Just... love me some nails... and tools... and the like...
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Oh that makes sense. Cause you're a guy and stuff.
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Yup yup I'm a guy! I'm insensitive, drive pickup trucks, and use power tools all day! Also guns!
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Don't forget a love of barbecue and no hygiene.
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Especially no hygiene! Soap? What's that? Only sissies are clean. Wait... you saying a girl can't fancy herself some barbecue?
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They can but boys are like: BARBECUE?!? *Enter wild animal mode*
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I know people tend to say this a lot but I really mean it this time: My life is COMPLETE!
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